This is just a little thing I thought of at 11:00 at night and decided to type because I have writers block for my other story. But, this is just a little something.

Janet was cleaning up an injured member of SG-12 when she heard a two people arguing. Then she heard a muffled thump and a door slamming. Jack walks in holding his wrist with a pained expression on his face. "Uhh. Doc? Could you take a look at my wrist? It kinda hurts."

"Alright Jack, just wait a minute. Sit over there." She motioned to a distant table. Jack sat down and waited. She filled out a report, and then went and started playing with Jack's wrist.

"Does this hurt?"

"No. No. N- Ahhh!" Jack winced as the doctor bent his wrist back. She looked at it for a moment and wrapped it up. "Well, it's sprained, but just take it easy for a few days and then come back." She looked at him, and then noticed a black eye developing. "Jack, may I ask how you got a black eye and a sprained wrist?" Jack looked at his CMO and sighed. "Well.. IwaspushedbyDannyandIfellintothehallandhitmyeyeinthedoor." He said very quickly.

"What?" She could tell he had probably pissed someone off again. "Oh nevermind, I got it. What did you do to Danny this time?"

Well, you know that ball thing that he brought back last week, you know, the one that glows when you spin it? And those mini pillars that he brought back last mission," she nodded. "Well, I was bored, so I was playing bowling ball." He looked up sheepishly. Janet rolled her eyes. He continued, "Well Spacemonkey found out and.. Pushed me out of his office. I tried to walk back in and he slammed the door." Janet looked up. 'He must have not got his coffee today' she thought.

"...Ok doc if you're done I'd like to leave.." He let the sentence hang. Then he saw Janet silently laughing to herself, he said indignantly, "It's not funny!" As he was walking off Janet turned and yelled out the door, "Jack!" He poked his head in and Janet said, "I don't need and more injuries from you, so can you at least try not to piss off the rest of the base please?" Jack abruptly turned on his heel and strode down the hall muttering to himself. After Janet calmed down, she walked out to try to calm Daniel down.