A/N: Ok I might not update again until I get 3 more reviews if I feel like
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Disclaimer: I Own nothing except the characters that I made up in this fic.
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"Oh great now my life is gonna be in a living hell when my brother gets back" Jessie said rubbing her head. " Why did you do that? Do you want to make my life hell I'm just doing my job."
"You stole my pup and Inuyasha," Kagome stated through gritted teeth. "I can't let you get away with that."
"How do you and him. If his your is mother. He's the father. How the hell do you get a kit out of a dog demon and a human?" Jessie asked trying to figure it out.
Kagome blushed a deep color of red Miroku laughed with a very perverted grin which earned him about 6 lumps on his head from Sango. "N-n-n-no I'm he's my adopted son." Kagome stuttered.
"Oh, umm sorry, but I needed to get you guys here somehow but I didn't think you would knock down the dungeon wall." Jessie said while picking up Shippo and hading him to Kagome and pulling a key out of her kimono sleeve and unchained Inuyasha.
" Who are you any way?" Miroku asked.
"I'm Jessie if you want any more details into what I do ask someone else because I said it twice today and am getting tired of it," Jessie said looking at the crowed before continuing, " Who are you guys?"
" Sorry how rude can I be," Miroku stated bowing down, " I am Miroku, the person to my right is Sango, and the person to my left is Kagome, I believe Inuyasha had already introduced himself."
"Yea that he did." Jessie watching Miroku warily as he walk towards her.
"So what do you exactly do that Inuyasha got the pleasure of hearing about, or experiencing." he said wiggling his eyebrows. Which resulted of him on the ground unconscious.
"He's SUPPOSED to be a priest right?"
"Half of the time" Sango said sweat dropping.
"Oh, umm well you guys can stay for a while, I have other guest and they have a few questions for me. Lady Yuri? Will you show these people to their rooms? I'll have a servant show you the springs and give you some clean kimonos to wear. I must be off." Jessie said bowing down to her guests and started up the stairs.
"Hey you FINALLY came," Kuwabara said, "we thought you got lost."
"Hn. All guys are the same stupid and clueless." Jessie said while pinning him up against the wall. "Do you want to die quick or slowly? I'm being nice by letting choose."
"Um I-I-I-I-I"
"I thought so. Now what did you want to talk about umm Yusuke I think?"
"Yea might as well tell you the rest of our names. the idiot that you are scaring the shit out of is Kuwabara. The person to my left is Hiei. And the person on his left is Kurama."
"Pleased to meet you Lady Jessie" Kurama said while bowing down.
"Don't do that. And you guys can call me Jessie." she said while dropping Kuwabara on the ground.
"Ok, we are sorry for fighting you earlier today, but we were not sure if you were the person we were looking for or not." Kurama said smiling.
"Yea I hope I didn't injure Hiei to badly."
"Trust me he'll be fine" Yusuke said while smiling at her too. "Yea so you're the all famous sprit detective of the feudal era. Well I hope our strange clothes don't confuse you."
"I've seen your world wore it's stupid clothes and learned about it's technologies. The thing is will you get confused with our clothes and our ways of life?" Jessie said while she sniffed the air and got a look of disgust on her face.
"What's wrong with you?" Hiei said with pure disgust in his voice that this hanyou could hit him with one try that attack numbed his arm and upper back.
"I don't mean to be rude but you guys stink." Jessie said while growling at Hiei.
"You do too," Kuwabara said, "you don't have great skills either."
"No, I mean I can smell you guys from over here." Jessie said while covering her nose.
"Oh come on we don't smell that bad." Yusuke said while sniffing the air.
" I have a demon nose I could smell you fifty feet away." She said while calling a servant over to show them to the springs she noticed Miroku walking around and decided to talk to him.
"Hey why are you down here? I'd expect you to be resting in your room. A lot of visitors rest after they travel here." Jessie said while smiling.
"I would be but. I kinda got lost while searching for that one person because she took my clothes and I want them back." he replied while smiling back. Jessie looked at him and noticed that his clothes were different, not to different they were blue and black but made out of silk.
"Yea umm." Jessie said while sniffing the air, "your room is this way." she walked over to the stair and looked up to the floors above her and jumped up then remembered that he was human so she landed back on the floor and walked up the stairs with Miroku.
"So your brother is the owner of this castle and the northern lands?"
"Yea he inherited the lands from my father."
"So why are you the protector shouldn't you be treated better?"
"No I told my brother that I would lead his army and that I would protect his villages."
"Oh, so are you single or do you have a relationship?"
"You are an idiot."
"Thank You, and you are a beautiful hybrid"
"Yea right."
"How many swords do you carry?"
"Two when I'm at the castle, one any other time. Here's your room." She bowed to him and walked off. She was walking around when she walked into someone. "Gomen, I wasn't paying attention."
"I should be sorry for not paying attention either." Kurama said while smiling at her.
"So you are a Kitsune?"
"Sorta, I had to be born into a human body in order to save my life."
"Oh. Well it's better than being a hanyou hybrid. Which sucks because they treat you worse than they treat a hanyou." "But you are stronger than normal hanyous you have two different demon bloods and a respect for the human heart."
"Yea right like I care about humans. They just treated me worse than the other hanyou's when I was a little kid."
"Now your normal like the rest of us, you shouldn't put your self down, you're a great person."
"Please Kurama your gonna make me barf" Yusuke said laughing, " Your not suppose to fall for your team member." When Yusuke said that Kurama turned an interesting color of red, a mix between anger and embarrassment.
"Why you." Kurama shouted while staring to run after Yusuke who was laughing his ass off. "THAT'S THE LAST TIME I TELL YOU ANYTHING!" Jessie scratched the back of her head and mouth the words 'run like hell.' Yusuke nodded his head and ran faster than he was moving before and he saw a blue streak go by him. When he reached the end he jumped off the rail only to be caught be Jessie who was floating above the 10 foot drop to the bottom.
"You. Can. Fly." Yusuke said through gritted teeth.
"Yea and you can't" Jessie said jokingly at Yusuke as they landed on the ground.
"Gee thanks for making me feel better," Yusuke said nervously as Kurama landed next to her.
"I can't believe you would say that in FRONT OF HER!" Kurama started to say calmly then started to yell.
"WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING ALL OF A SUDDEN I HAVE DEMON EARS HERE PERSON RIGHT HERE SENSITVE HEARING! Oh Kurama you just said that in front of me too, and up there you said something that you would probably regret because I heard you." Jessie said has Kurama turned red again from embarrassment.
"Stupid humans can't keep a secret." Hiei said with disgust. ' how can Kurama be stupid, she did not even try to but still hit me.' he had a look of disgust on his face every time he looked at her he didn't notice that he was staring at her.
"Not all humans are stupid, you got to give some credit to a few like my mother." Jessie said snapping Hiei back into reality.
"That's a demon weakness, you should never fall in love, especially with a human" Hiei stated with disgust. ' I was wondering where she got her human from, but then where did she get the dog demon from?' "Umm hn, where did ya get the dog demon from?" all of a sudden Jessie started to growl really loud.
"Someone raped my mother, I have yet to figure out who it is. I have a disgrace in my blood line."
"What kind of idiot rapes someone else's mate?" Yusuke asked looking at Hiei to Kurama then back to Jessie.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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A/N: I bored and tired so I'm gonna go to sleep. I want 3 more reviews. I'm having some major writers block right now.
Signing Out
~~~Hero~~~
"Oh great now my life is gonna be in a living hell when my brother gets back" Jessie said rubbing her head. " Why did you do that? Do you want to make my life hell I'm just doing my job."
"You stole my pup and Inuyasha," Kagome stated through gritted teeth. "I can't let you get away with that."
"How do you and him. If his your is mother. He's the father. How the hell do you get a kit out of a dog demon and a human?" Jessie asked trying to figure it out.
Kagome blushed a deep color of red Miroku laughed with a very perverted grin which earned him about 6 lumps on his head from Sango. "N-n-n-no I'm he's my adopted son." Kagome stuttered.
"Oh, umm sorry, but I needed to get you guys here somehow but I didn't think you would knock down the dungeon wall." Jessie said while picking up Shippo and hading him to Kagome and pulling a key out of her kimono sleeve and unchained Inuyasha.
" Who are you any way?" Miroku asked.
"I'm Jessie if you want any more details into what I do ask someone else because I said it twice today and am getting tired of it," Jessie said looking at the crowed before continuing, " Who are you guys?"
" Sorry how rude can I be," Miroku stated bowing down, " I am Miroku, the person to my right is Sango, and the person to my left is Kagome, I believe Inuyasha had already introduced himself."
"Yea that he did." Jessie watching Miroku warily as he walk towards her.
"So what do you exactly do that Inuyasha got the pleasure of hearing about, or experiencing." he said wiggling his eyebrows. Which resulted of him on the ground unconscious.
"He's SUPPOSED to be a priest right?"
"Half of the time" Sango said sweat dropping.
"Oh, umm well you guys can stay for a while, I have other guest and they have a few questions for me. Lady Yuri? Will you show these people to their rooms? I'll have a servant show you the springs and give you some clean kimonos to wear. I must be off." Jessie said bowing down to her guests and started up the stairs.
"Hey you FINALLY came," Kuwabara said, "we thought you got lost."
"Hn. All guys are the same stupid and clueless." Jessie said while pinning him up against the wall. "Do you want to die quick or slowly? I'm being nice by letting choose."
"Um I-I-I-I-I"
"I thought so. Now what did you want to talk about umm Yusuke I think?"
"Yea might as well tell you the rest of our names. the idiot that you are scaring the shit out of is Kuwabara. The person to my left is Hiei. And the person on his left is Kurama."
"Pleased to meet you Lady Jessie" Kurama said while bowing down.
"Don't do that. And you guys can call me Jessie." she said while dropping Kuwabara on the ground.
"Ok, we are sorry for fighting you earlier today, but we were not sure if you were the person we were looking for or not." Kurama said smiling.
"Yea I hope I didn't injure Hiei to badly."
"Trust me he'll be fine" Yusuke said while smiling at her too. "Yea so you're the all famous sprit detective of the feudal era. Well I hope our strange clothes don't confuse you."
"I've seen your world wore it's stupid clothes and learned about it's technologies. The thing is will you get confused with our clothes and our ways of life?" Jessie said while she sniffed the air and got a look of disgust on her face.
"What's wrong with you?" Hiei said with pure disgust in his voice that this hanyou could hit him with one try that attack numbed his arm and upper back.
"I don't mean to be rude but you guys stink." Jessie said while growling at Hiei.
"You do too," Kuwabara said, "you don't have great skills either."
"No, I mean I can smell you guys from over here." Jessie said while covering her nose.
"Oh come on we don't smell that bad." Yusuke said while sniffing the air.
" I have a demon nose I could smell you fifty feet away." She said while calling a servant over to show them to the springs she noticed Miroku walking around and decided to talk to him.
"Hey why are you down here? I'd expect you to be resting in your room. A lot of visitors rest after they travel here." Jessie said while smiling.
"I would be but. I kinda got lost while searching for that one person because she took my clothes and I want them back." he replied while smiling back. Jessie looked at him and noticed that his clothes were different, not to different they were blue and black but made out of silk.
"Yea umm." Jessie said while sniffing the air, "your room is this way." she walked over to the stair and looked up to the floors above her and jumped up then remembered that he was human so she landed back on the floor and walked up the stairs with Miroku.
"So your brother is the owner of this castle and the northern lands?"
"Yea he inherited the lands from my father."
"So why are you the protector shouldn't you be treated better?"
"No I told my brother that I would lead his army and that I would protect his villages."
"Oh, so are you single or do you have a relationship?"
"You are an idiot."
"Thank You, and you are a beautiful hybrid"
"Yea right."
"How many swords do you carry?"
"Two when I'm at the castle, one any other time. Here's your room." She bowed to him and walked off. She was walking around when she walked into someone. "Gomen, I wasn't paying attention."
"I should be sorry for not paying attention either." Kurama said while smiling at her.
"So you are a Kitsune?"
"Sorta, I had to be born into a human body in order to save my life."
"Oh. Well it's better than being a hanyou hybrid. Which sucks because they treat you worse than they treat a hanyou." "But you are stronger than normal hanyous you have two different demon bloods and a respect for the human heart."
"Yea right like I care about humans. They just treated me worse than the other hanyou's when I was a little kid."
"Now your normal like the rest of us, you shouldn't put your self down, you're a great person."
"Please Kurama your gonna make me barf" Yusuke said laughing, " Your not suppose to fall for your team member." When Yusuke said that Kurama turned an interesting color of red, a mix between anger and embarrassment.
"Why you." Kurama shouted while staring to run after Yusuke who was laughing his ass off. "THAT'S THE LAST TIME I TELL YOU ANYTHING!" Jessie scratched the back of her head and mouth the words 'run like hell.' Yusuke nodded his head and ran faster than he was moving before and he saw a blue streak go by him. When he reached the end he jumped off the rail only to be caught be Jessie who was floating above the 10 foot drop to the bottom.
"You. Can. Fly." Yusuke said through gritted teeth.
"Yea and you can't" Jessie said jokingly at Yusuke as they landed on the ground.
"Gee thanks for making me feel better," Yusuke said nervously as Kurama landed next to her.
"I can't believe you would say that in FRONT OF HER!" Kurama started to say calmly then started to yell.
"WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING ALL OF A SUDDEN I HAVE DEMON EARS HERE PERSON RIGHT HERE SENSITVE HEARING! Oh Kurama you just said that in front of me too, and up there you said something that you would probably regret because I heard you." Jessie said has Kurama turned red again from embarrassment.
"Stupid humans can't keep a secret." Hiei said with disgust. ' how can Kurama be stupid, she did not even try to but still hit me.' he had a look of disgust on his face every time he looked at her he didn't notice that he was staring at her.
"Not all humans are stupid, you got to give some credit to a few like my mother." Jessie said snapping Hiei back into reality.
"That's a demon weakness, you should never fall in love, especially with a human" Hiei stated with disgust. ' I was wondering where she got her human from, but then where did she get the dog demon from?' "Umm hn, where did ya get the dog demon from?" all of a sudden Jessie started to growl really loud.
"Someone raped my mother, I have yet to figure out who it is. I have a disgrace in my blood line."
"What kind of idiot rapes someone else's mate?" Yusuke asked looking at Hiei to Kurama then back to Jessie.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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A/N: I bored and tired so I'm gonna go to sleep. I want 3 more reviews. I'm having some major writers block right now.
Signing Out
~~~Hero~~~
