Happy Space Nazis-chapter 3

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CAPTAIN'S looooooooooog: stardate: 2117: (dp) Spock (dp) in an (dp) INSANE RAGE (dp) stole my toupee and gurtle. Luckily (dp) I have spares...I'm now (dp) hungry and (dp) MUST go get tacos...

"Scotty! (dp) Why haven't we started (dp) DANCING yet?" Kirk asked, munching on tacos.

"I dun know, Cap'n! I jus dun know!"

"Ew.(dp) These (dp) TACOS are horrible. (dp) WHY did we (dp) GET them?"

Suddenly a bright light filled the room. "You have offended the Almighty Taco God!" An English voice came with the light.

Kirk and Scotty gasped and fell to the floor. "We're not worthy! We're not worthy!"

"Oh, shut up! The Almighty Taco God does not take groveling well."

"Oh..." Kirk and Scotty got up, brushed themselves off and laughed nervously.

"Wait a minute!" Scotty pointed to ...nothing, "Kyle?"

"Um...Nooooo...no..."

"Yeah it is! Kyle lad! How did ya survive!? When Kirk's fat ass knocked ya into the engines, I thought ya was a goner!"

"Um...no...I told you...I'm the Almighty Taco God...the Almighty Taco God cannot die..."

Suddenly the table in the conference room they were in burst into flames, "Johnsen!"

Over the com, Johnsen's voice came, Oops...

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Yay! another chapter finished! I hope you like these because this is going to become a series! Go me!!

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