Oh,yay...another disclaimer... I do not own the song 'Starry-eyed surprise'. It is owned by someone else...as I said, no one trusts me.

Oh yeah, Johnsen is mine!!! If you want to use him, just ask, he is available for parties and is a semi-great dj. (you will understand eventually). This plot belongs to me and my friend John and thanks to Zoodles for the creative ideas and critism. (she's my online buddy!)Go! Read her stuff too!!!

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CAPTAIN'S loooooooooooog: stardate: 2118. Spock (dp) is loose on (dp) THE SHIP. He (dp) IS BEING (dp) pursued by (dp) security. Mr. Chekov (dp) is BACK ON the bridge. Unfortunatly (dp) Mr. Kyle is (dp) dead once more, thanks to Chekov. (dp) We are (dp) STILL trying to (dp) figure out why the (dp) WAVES OF DANCING (dp) have (dp) not yet (dp) affected us...

"Oh. My. Starry-eyed surprise!" Spock chicken-strutted into the Mess Hall, singing, "Sunset to sunrise, dance all night! We're gonna dance all night- dance all night to this DJ! Oh. My-"

Bridge to Spock.

Spock slid up to the intercom, "Yeeeeeeeeeeees...?

Please come to the bridge, Mr. Spock-the Captain would like to speak to you.

"Okey-dokey, Sulu!" He started to chicken-strut up to the bridge, "Oh. My. Starry-eyed surprise! Sunset to sunrise-dance all night! We're gonna dance all night-dance all night to this DJ! We're gonna dance all night to this DJ!"

Behind him the Mess Hall doors burst into flames. Johnsen!

Oops...

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As you can clearly see, there is a pattern emerging here. Sorry this is so long, but it's slightly hard to think of stuff...ZOODLEZ!!! HELP ME!!! READ AND REVIEW EVERYONE!!! Thank you!!!