Hermione Redone By: Ravengurlie149 This is what happens when a girl with a twisted mind has too much time to think, write, and get access to a computer with a modem. And you think I own the characters? Yeah you CAN think that. Just do not tell J.K. Rowling that or else she will have the authorities come and take me away again. Leafs were dancing on Hogwarts' school grounds. So far Ron, Harry, and Hermione had avoided trouble this school year. The fifth year was not as hard as everyone made it out to be. It was true that Professor Snape was still a man that always marveled at giving Gryffindors trouble when he could. At least he was better now. That meaning the joy of taking off house points from Gryffindors was dying. "So Hermione what was that chant we have to say to change a chair into a pig?" Harry asked. "It is alpha changus hogas," Hermione told them. Maybe if she was not so much into reading her book on teen romance help for the ordinary witch she would have seen that she went down a wrong corridor. Soon enough she was lost in the school maze. Looking up from her book she saw that she was not with Ron and Harry anymore. On her right was a stick that seemed to radiantly glow. What was it? Hermione thought? On the stick it read: The Power of Change Is At Your Will. "Change what?" Hermione questioned the stick. The wording changed: What Do You Wish To Be? "I do not know surprise me," Hermione took another look at the stick: I Am Yours To Control. That was when Hermione felt her body change. On her normally thin arms well sculpted muscles came out. That was when her vision became blurry. When she woke up her surroundings were that of the hospital wing. On her side was the stick. It's radiant glow was gone. But it read: The Change Is Complete Mistress Or Shall I Say Master? What did it mean? A deep groan escaped Hermione's lips. "Dumbeldor the young man is awaking," Madam Pomphrey's voice was heard from the other side of the white curtain. Young man? What was going on? Was another male student in the wing with her? That was when the curtain was pulled away from her bed. Again Hermione wondered what the hell was going on? "Young man are you okay?" Dumbeldor came to Hermione's side. "Um Professor Dumbeldor? I am not a guy! I am Hermione!" A frightened Hermione said. That was when she noticed her voice was deep like a guy's voice. "Hermione? Is that really you?" Dumbeldor laid eyes on Hermione again. "Professor Dumbeldor what happened to me?" The now changed Hermione asked. "Well Hermione, it seems that you have been changed into a young man," Dumbeldor said handing Hermione a mirror from the side table. When the now young man took a grip of it he nearly dropped it. Looking back was a very good looking welt built actually amazingly well built guy. Hermione's long mousy colored hair had changed into a darker brown shade it now was short. Her brown, eyes had become quite well, hunky was the word. Hermione couldn't help but drool a little bit from his cute lips. Oh God when he got up Hermione was amazed her body was well amazing. Madam Promphrey couldn't help but giggle a little and blush a tint of light pink. "What am I going to do?" Hermione asked Dumbeldor. "Well I am going to arrange it so that you can come in as a new student we are going to say that you yourself had a family problem and will are going to be absent for an unknown amount of time. From the stick that you are holding I guess this change happened because of the infamous Stick of Alchemy. Even if you are it's now master or well mistress according to legend it says that it can become tricky at some points. I wonder who owned the stick before you. Because the only way it can get a new master or mistress is for the old one to die," Dumbeldor said. "Um about clothes?" Hermione looked down over his body. The shirt she had worn that morning was suffocating her. The skirt was really short and it was also tight. Shoes were by the bed. The socks seemed to be okay. But Hermione also knew that it would be odd to see a guy in a skirt. And that was all Hermione had. "Madame Pomphrey can you get Miss. or Mr. Granger some clothes please?" Dumbeldor gave the doctor an order. Within minutes she was back with a male uniform hopefully Hermione could fit his body into the uniform. When done again Hermione looked at the boy in the mirror. His eyes looked like the old ones but it felt uncomfortable to be in this body. Especially because Hermione desperately wanted to flirt back to the boy on the other side of the mirror. The only guys she felt this way about were Harry and well the other Draco was so well hidden that she even amazed herself. What would her friends think? Dumbeldor brought her back down to the main hall. When Hermione got into the hall many of the female students took a look or three at her and blushed. Some even giggled their heads off. When she saw Harry he took a look at Cho Chang who looked at her or him depending on how someone looked at it. Seeing this Harry also looked at Hermione and automatically grunted. Passing by Hermione heard some of Harry's converstation with Ron who also looked all fluffed up. "Oh God not another Cedric." "Um sorry to burst your bubble Harry but this guy seems to be even better than Cedric hotness to girls." Getting up to the head of the Main Hall Dumbeldor cleared his throat to get the attention of the lovesick teenaged girls. "Students I have two announcements to make before we begin to eat our dinner today. The first is that Miss. Hermione Granger was called away on family matters. She will return when the affair is over. On the other hand Mr. Orlando Kevin Kane here will be joining our school temporarily as an exchange student from his lesser known school," Dumbeldor said. That was when Orlando heard a bunch of girls including Cho whisper Mrs. Orlando Kevin Kane. Lots of girls seemed to be smitten by him. That was when the Sorting Hat appeared out of no where. Putting it on his head Orlando heard the hat talk. "Hey so you have changed eh? What shall I do this time? Your heart is still the same so you shall stay the same Gryffindor it is for you!" The hat called out. All the girls from Gryffindor squealed for joy. All the other girls from the other houses groaned and grunted. As if by habit he took his open seat by Ron and Harry. "Hello I am Orlando and you must be the infamous Harry Potter huh?" The now Orlando extended his hand to Harry. "Yeah that's right and I am Ron Weasley," Ron said trying to get attention from the now popular student. "Your father works on the ministry right?" "Yeah geez someone who finally knows about me," Ron looked pleased. At least with this change Hermione had made Ron's day somewhat. "I wonder where Hermione went to?" Harry seemed upset. "That Granger girl? Oh God once saw her picture in the paper. My, is she something or what? Would I ever want to date her," Hermione hoped that she could see what Harry thought about her now. "Yeah she is really sweet. Man if she was here and she heard you say that she would be pleased. You could probably get a date with her in seconds," Ron said. "Really man? Unless Harry man last time I read you where dating her right? I would never take away a girl that was dating someone else," Again Hermione gave an attempt to get Harry's feelings about her. "That was a rumor. If she ever asked me or if I ever felt like asking her sure I would date her," Harry said. That was when Cho Chang came to Orlando with Ginny and a bunch of other girls. "Um Orlando I was wondering would you like to do something next week in Hogsmead?" She blushed terribly as she said that. This was when Hermione started to notice her feelings. It was testosterone coming in. Was this the way guys thought? Unsure Hermione or Orlando looked at Cho Chang. This was what Harry saw in her. "Sorry I hang with my buddies while in Hogsmead. But maybe you can join me for a thing of butter beer while we are in Hogsmead," Orlando suggested. "That would be great," Cho went away blushing some more. Ginny looked upset about this. "Ginny, what's wrong?" Hermione accidentally blurted out. "Wait how did you know about me?" Ginny asked. "I see that you are a Weasly like my friend here and I know that there is only one Weasly girl in the family," Hermione made a quick save. "Nothing really. I'm sorry to take up your time," Ginny began to go away but then the testosterone jammed its ugly head into Hermione's brain. "Um Ginny, I have to go do some studying in the library tonight how about you come with me?" Orlando suggested. "Um that would be fun," Ginny's face brightened. The hormones were getting excited. They liked what they saw on Ginny. "Great it's a date then," Orlando/Hermione said. ---------- Later that night Harry led Orlando up to the guy dorms. What did this guy have that he didn't? Oh yeah the looks. Already he had the hearts of Ginny and Cho. That was not half as bad if Hermione actually had been there. He WANTED to date her. No he couldn't be satisfied with just Ginny and Cho liking him. Why did he have to like Hermione? Harry deserved to be with her. Now it was time to shower. Going into the showering rooms he looked at Orlando. Oh God hopefully he could find something disgusting underneath those good looks and tell the girls and send word to Hermione about it.

-------------- Now it was time to shower. Oh God how was Hermione going to deal with this? Hopefully she went into the guy showering rooms. That was when she gulped. Unlike the girl's showering rooms the showers had no curtains or walls between them. Oh God this was going to be a challenge. "Hey Orlando what happened on your study date with Ginny Weasly?" Harry asked. "Oh nothing much I just gave her a kiss goodnight before I came up here," Truthfully Hermione said. That was when a picture in Harry's pocket came out. It was of herself and him taken at Hogsmead last week. On the opposite side it said: Harry and Hermione Forever As One. For the fourth time that day testosterone built up inside Hermione as she saw her girl form. Man was she a killer girl. A guy would have to be blind not to like her that way. But that was when Harry took his shirt off. Hermione let himself stare a little bit at the bare chest Harry. Never before in his life had he seen Harry like this. Pulling his glance away Hermione took off the cloak, vest, and shirt. Apparently the beauty that was Hermione's as a guy was even impressive to the other guys they just stared for a minute before they went back to their own unchanging. Also Orlando could feel that some were eyeing the competition for the upper classes dance that was coming up in three weeks. "Is there something wrong with me?" Orlando asked the other guys who as he said this went back to their own unchanging. After that Hermione noticed that Ron had also gotten nice toned muscles. Still Harry beat out all the other guys. Over the summer Harry had become a very good-looking guy. Even more unbelievable Hermione couldn't believe the toned muscles Neville Longbottom had. Then the showering came. Turning the cold one Hermione hoped to calm her hormones down before they got the best of her. Leading to Harry or one of the other guys finding themselves in an uncomfortable situation. "What are you giving yourself a cold shower for?" Harry asked. Oddly he looked at her for about three minutes or him. "Um just gives me a refreshed feeling, that's all," Orlando responded. "Sure, something more must have happened with you and Ginny," Neville coldly looked at the now guy. "Why you jealous?" The male intuition of mates and such began to kick in slowly on Hermione's brain. Oh God not now. Hermione wanted to push the feelings back. If he got into a fight now and turned back into a girl she would never be able to lay eyes on him again. Maybe she could just to picture what she now knew what was under that shirt of his. "No just curious that's all. Heard you talking about Hermione though at dinner. She is something special and hot huh?" Neville began to turn the conversation in another direction. "Someone would have to be blind not to see her good awesome looks. She is a killer and a looker right?" Hermione's masculinity began to disgust her. What was he doing? Talking about and thinking of herself in that way? No that was just sick and perverted. But apparently teenaged boys were very perverted now that she had spent sometime being introduced to male psyche. Or they were at least worse than the average teenaged girl. For example even only being a guy for less than twelve hours she had already had nine fantasies. She just wondered how many fantasies Harry had everyday. Did he ever get fantasies about her? ------------------ Getting in bed that night was hard for Harry what where they thinking of letting that good looking guy in their house? Harry was going to pulverize him. He knew that this guy thought that he could have fantasies about his Hermione. Well she was not officially his. And if Ron ever knew about his feelings for Hermione, well he was not going to find out about them. Gripping the picture of Hermione Harry clung tight to it and spoke to it. Why had she gone without telling Ron or him about the situation? "Hermione why did you leave?" Harry said softly. "Just like her as a friend huh?" That was when Harry turned around and saw Orlando's eyes staring back at him. Those eyes also haunted him. They seemed familiar yet at the same time they were odd and different. "Oh you're still up?" Harry put the picture underneath his pillow. "Yeah I am still up. Just getting used to being here that's all," Orlando told Harry. "I can relate. When I first got here I was so out of place. It was one of my first real encounters with the wizarding world," Harry confined to Orlando, his seemingly greatest opponent outside of Draco Malfloy. "You know what was one of the hardest things about fitting in here? Was that Malfloy, he made it so hard to fit in and be an average student." "Apparently lots of the girls told me as I was walking back to the dorm after dinner that after me Draco Malfloy is in competition with you for the best looking guy," Hermione told Harry the truth that she knew. Even if she was not a Slyterine lots of the girls admitted that Draco was a very good looking guy. Heck by now she had admitted to her own liking of Draco. "Yeah but now Draco and I are both out of the running. How did you become so good looking?" Harry asked him. "Oh this? Just worked out a couple times a week while I was on vacation that's all," Orlando lied about how he got that good looking. It seemed a bit unfair to Hermione. How come she became such a looker guy while Harry had probably worked long and hard at being the hottie he was now? Hermione scolded herself for thinking those thoughts. Didn't she know how to control the guy part? Or was it going to be some time before she controlled the oversexed brain she now possessed? "Probably you worked out a lot during those couple of times right?" Harry asked Orlando. Secretly Harry wanted the secrets Orlando had to being such a great looking guy. If he did have these secrets would Hermione see him as being something more than just a guy friend or would she see something else like possibly being a Viktor Krumb person? More than anything in the world Harry wanted Hermione to see him as being another Viktor Krumb. Could it ever possibly happen? Or was he doomed to live his life in the shadows of greater and handsomer people than himself like Orlando. Well at least with Orlando he seemed as if he could be friends with him. That was very possibly be a good bonus to him in the end. "No not really just worked out for about twenty minutes each time. Nothing special really. I just guess some people are born to have these things while others are born to have something different like brains or a good heart," Orlando told him. "Well I guess I CAN tell you this now then. Hermione is born with the looks, brains, and the best heart out there. Sometimes I wonder if she is really just a regular witch. Sometimes I think she might be a goddess that accidently got caught here on Earth," Harry blushed as he said those words about Hermione. Damn him. Why couldn't he keep his big mouth closed? What if Orlando heard this and decided to do something drastic about this to keep Hermione for himself? "That is something I am sure she would love to hear from you herself. Why don't you take your chance with her? I mean what is the worst that could happen? Even if she doesn't feel the same way about you she would never hurt you like that," Orlando gave Harry some advice. So Harry had felt that way about her all along? It was liberating to hear those words. Now if Harry could just know that she herself well he himself had just heard those words. Life would possibly be perfect. But how would Harry take it if he knew that Orlando was Hermione and that this had happened? Would he run away and think that Orlando was crazy, or would he thinking it was a joke just laugh it off? Well Hermione had always been one to try to keep her teachings he followed his own advice. It couldn't hurt anything right? --------------- In the Slytherin dorms Draco was quite upset with that new boy. How could a better looking guy than himself possibly exist? It was unfair to him and to the whole male student populace of Hogwarts to let this godly boy to attend. Had Dumbeldor been thinking right when he let this transfer happen? Probably even though he was a guy he had too had taken an interest in the good looking boy. Another thing that Dumbeldor could have been thinking was that the female population was still mourning over Cedric's death therefor why not bring in a better looking guy to have them forget about the last good looking guy? "Draco are you okay?" Crabbe came to his leader. " Yeah it's just that new guy. He is bothering me to no end. Why did he have to get accepted here? Isn't there possibly some other school he could have done this exchange with? No it had to be our school!" Draco vented at Crabbe. "Don't let him bother you. He's just as good as that annoying Granger. At least she's gone," Crabbe tried to calm Draco down. That caused Draco some unrest. Who did Crabbe think he was? Didn't he realize just how pretty Hermione was? Didn't Crabbe see that Draco was seriously and possibly dangerously crazy he was about Hermione? How could have that happened to him? Probably it was because Hermione was the pedestal and ideal girl for him. She had the looks he wanted. She had the smarts any guy would ever want. With those smarts she could keep a conversation going and make it interesting. Along with her smarts and looks she also had a good heart. Even though he never really thought about it Hermione had many opportunities to do something to harm Draco but she had a good heart. She could never actually act out on her vengeful feelings. While she had been there Draco couldn't help but wonder if she ever saw how she drived half the Hogwarts student male populace crazy. "Don't speak about Hermione like that you idiot," Draco snapped at his incompetent follower. Oh God had he just acted on his feelings about how much that comment offended him? "Hermione? Now Granger's got a name? Oh I see now, you fancy her don't you Draco? You fancy that mudblood," Crabbe was smarter than he seemed. It was really Goyle who looked as dumb as he was. While every now and then Crabbe actually acted or seemed smart. "Oh God Crabbe drop it now!" Furiously Draco tried to get Crabbe to stop questioning him. "No Draco answer my question do you fancy Granger?" Crabbe seemed pretty ansty about this. What if he said yes? Would Crabbe ostracize him and his feelings? Or would he back him up on these stupid feelings? "Um I do. Now can we drop it? Hermione is going to be gone for sometime and maybe it is just some temporary insanity," Draco tried to save his own skin. Now that was out. He didn't have to worry about holding those stupid feelings for Hermione inside anymore. That was if Crabbe didn't act in a harsh or stupid way like Goyle possibly would have done. "No problem. Even to us Slytherins she is quite something. Her looks are awesome. Why did those looks have to go to a mudblood though? Why couldn't she be pure blood? If she was pure blood she could date us. But you know how our parents would react if we told them that we fancied her." Crabbe said. "Yeah my father would disown me first. Then he would do something terrible like try to kill her for causing him that much agony," Draco sighed a heavy sigh. Why did he have to come from a death eater family? Why couldn't he be like Weasly? If he came from a family like that maybe he could be with Hermione. "Oh yeah and what about that new guy Orlando? What if she comes back and Orlando likes her? Will he be able to get her? Now I understand why you are so upset over Orlando. He is too good to be true," Crabbe now was on the same page as his friend. Both of the boys pondered this as they sat on the sofas. ------------ "Harry I have to tell you the truth. It is me Hermione," Orlando told Harry. How was he going to respond? "HERMS?" Harry nearly jumped out of skin as Orlando told him the truth about himself. How could this be? Yet when Harry took a closer look at those eyes he saw Hermione. How could he have been such an stupid ass? He knew those eyes were vaguely familiar now he knew why. They belonged to the girl he was in love with. "Yeah. I got hold of this changing stick and it changed me into a boy. Right now Dumbeldor is trying to see if I can get changed back before Christmas vacation," Hermione said. "So you now know how I feel about you?" Harry was choking. Oh God why did he have to open his mouth at this time? Why couldn't he have not told Orlando or Herms this? There were too many questions surrounding his brain at that time. "Yeah I do. Don't worry though I feel the same way about you too though. So I think this might work for the better in some cases. For example if I was a girl I could never come into your guys' room. But now I can. And we can be together," Orlando/Hermione said between fits of joy. "Never thought about that come to think about it," That was when Harry was going to do something that could potentially be taken the wrong way to anyone who didn't know that Orlando was truly Hermione. He kissed the good looking guy. In turn the godly guy kissed him back. Both feel onto the bed that belonged to Harry. Pulling the covers up over their head Orlando continued to kiss Harry back. That was when Ron woke up from his sleep to the sounds of kissing in the bed that was next to his own bed. Getting up Ron used his wand to create a light. Softly he pulled back the covers to Harry's bed. The sight that greeted him was disturbing. Extremely disturbing. Harry and the new guy Orlando were kissing and making out. What the hell was happening to Harry was he really bisexual or something? Because if he was he had done a pretty good job at keeping it in the closet. "MY GOD HARRY!" Ron silently shouted. The two then stopped kissing. "Um Ron take a seat there is a secret we have to tell you," Orlando commanded the red headed boy. "So you are bisexual?" Ron stuttered out. Still he was trying to figure out Harry could be bisexual. It was something almost impossible. "No Ron. Remember the fight we had after the Yule Ball last year?" Orlando asked. It was then when Ron realized what had happened. Orlando WAS Herms. The eyes gave it away when he looked at Orlando again. So what had happened to Hermione? Ron thought to himself. "HERMIONE?????? IS THAT YOU?" Ron again gagged. This was too much for him. As he thought about that he fainted. "And I thought that only girls fainted like that," Orlando said as he got on the ground. Listening he heard that Ron was not breathing. "Nope. We too are entitled to faint here and there," Harry got Ron up on his bed. Looking at Orlando Harry seemed to expect him to do something about the situation. "What do you want ME to do?" Hermione looked oddly at Harry. Frustrated Harry looked at her or him again, "Oh give him CPR for crying out loud," Harry sighed heavily. "Definitely not! I look like a guy remember? Oh wait I we didn't care about that a minute ago did we?" Hermione remembered what she or well he had done with Harry a couple of minutes ago. "Oh come on Herms please do it for Ron," Harry begged. Annoyed with the situation Hermione sighed as he went down to open Ron's mouth up. Then taking a deep breath in Hermione breathed life into Ron. Within seconds they heard him breath again. Now the breathing was stabile. "So you really are Hermione?" Ron again looked at her. "Yup except now I have a testicle instead of a vagina," A flushed Orlando said cringing at the speculation of saying the word testicle. "How did that happen? Did you use a polyjuice potion gone wrong? Or what?" "I used the Stick of Alchemy genius, polyjuice potions can not change your gender. They can give the appearance of a gender change but it doesn't actually happen. While with the Stick of Alchemy you can change everything about yourself," Hermione said. "Really? Wow this is something. How did I get up? I remember blacking out for a minute or two," Ron stared at Hermione and Harry. "Um I gave you CPR," Hermione waved his hand at Ron. "What? I just with OH MY GOD. I just got kissed by Hermione Granger I am the luckiest guy on the planet," Ron shrieked. "You know if we had a carnival here and needed a both for the three of us we could have a kissing both with you as a guy for half of it and the next you as a girl. We could earn a lot of money," Harry said upon observing his best friend dance silently around the room. "You would want me kissing other people?" Hermione joked with Harry. That was when Hermione saw it again on the ground. Somehow the Stick of Alchemy had fallen out of her pair of pants. "That is the stick right?" Ron picked it up. On it the stick said: My master or mistress has not yet, Died therefore you shall not met, My requirements for using the gift, Of Change. "Mistress or Master who's that?" Harry also read the stick's words to himself. "That would be me. Until I die nobody else can use it. For example Harry what do you want to change into?"

-End of Man to Man What will Harry want to change into? What will happen on the first day of classes for Orlando? Does Snape know about the incident. Draco might do something wrong to Orlando and loose his reputation amongst the girls. Stay tuned for the next installment of Hermione Redone.

Author's Notes: Thanks for reading if you feel so kind please review and if you do review nicely I will write back in the story next time. Also if you have any ideas send them in. And I am taking a poll of what you would like to use the Stick of Alchemy to turn into. A person of the opposite sex A guinea pig A cat A dog Or A magical person