CAPTAIN'S looooooooog: stardate: 2120: We (dp) NOW HAVE (dp) 9 minutes
before (dp) the inevitable happens...
Yo! Captain! Spock's voice entered the bridge.
"Mr. Spock? (dp) Where (dp) are you?" Kirk looked around the bridge wildly. After deducting that he was, in fact, not on the bridge, decided to focus his gaze on Uhura. He thought, 'Damn, she is FWINE! Maybe if I go into my sexy pose, she'll notice me.'
Uhura, noticing her captain's gaze and his quote "sexy pose" unquote and decided to teach him a lesson. She pressed a few buttons.
I'M IN ENGINEERING!!! Spock's voice was now amplified ten times in the speakers in the captain's chair.
Dramatically, Kirk's hands waved about his ears-never actually touching them-while his mouth was open and his eyes were almost all the way back inhis head. He fell to th e floor and flopped about like a dead fish a few times before becoming still.
After a few moments, he climbed back up in his chair slowly, never glancing at Uhura. "mmm...I see.." his voice was quiet, "what are you doing in engineering (dp) Mr. Spock?"
We're havin' a party! everyone now noticed party sounds and a strange sizzling noise. Come on down!
"Mmyes (dp) I shall. Sulu (dp) Chekov-you're with me."
They went to the turbolift. As soon as the doors closed, a whooshing noise was heard from inside. "Johnsen!" A muffled voice came from inside the lift.
"Oops..."
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YAY! Another chapter done! READ AND REVIEW!!! Thanks, Zoodlez, again...
Yo! Captain! Spock's voice entered the bridge.
"Mr. Spock? (dp) Where (dp) are you?" Kirk looked around the bridge wildly. After deducting that he was, in fact, not on the bridge, decided to focus his gaze on Uhura. He thought, 'Damn, she is FWINE! Maybe if I go into my sexy pose, she'll notice me.'
Uhura, noticing her captain's gaze and his quote "sexy pose" unquote and decided to teach him a lesson. She pressed a few buttons.
I'M IN ENGINEERING!!! Spock's voice was now amplified ten times in the speakers in the captain's chair.
Dramatically, Kirk's hands waved about his ears-never actually touching them-while his mouth was open and his eyes were almost all the way back inhis head. He fell to th e floor and flopped about like a dead fish a few times before becoming still.
After a few moments, he climbed back up in his chair slowly, never glancing at Uhura. "mmm...I see.." his voice was quiet, "what are you doing in engineering (dp) Mr. Spock?"
We're havin' a party! everyone now noticed party sounds and a strange sizzling noise. Come on down!
"Mmyes (dp) I shall. Sulu (dp) Chekov-you're with me."
They went to the turbolift. As soon as the doors closed, a whooshing noise was heard from inside. "Johnsen!" A muffled voice came from inside the lift.
"Oops..."
*************
YAY! Another chapter done! READ AND REVIEW!!! Thanks, Zoodlez, again...
