This fan fic is devoted to Sarah Gaywood. One of my closest friends and the
only other person who likes the x-men as much as I do. Sarah has spent the
last few months doing Kurt hands (much to the annoyance of our other
friends)
Hiya saz!
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Kurt was doing his homework in the same way most teens who FINALLY realise that their History essay is due in tomorrow do their homework.
He suddenly felt as if he was being watched and looked up to see that Kitty was staring at his hands
"What?" he asked
"Nothing!" Kitty replied quickly. Kurt got back down to work.
'Okay,' he thought 'why did King Charles the first do so badly as king?' Kurt stopped and looked up again to see that Kitty was still staring at his hands
"Kitty! What the heck are you doing?" he cried
"Nothing!" Kitty protested.
Kurt sighed
"I'm going to finish this upstairs without so many distractions" and he teleported up to his room.
Once he was gone Kitty turned to the others who had been watching this with slight interest
"What do you suppose it's like having three fingers?" she asked excitedly
"Almost as fun as livin' with you" Rogue replied sarcastically "Kurt feels like a freak enough of tha' time without you analysing what makes him different"
"I was just, like, wondering! Sheesh!" Kitty stuck her tongue out at her room mate
"Actually I wonder what that is like" said Evan thoughtfully. He held out his hand and joined his little finger and forefinger together. He then did the same thing with his index and middle finger. Evan grinned and held up his hand "Live long and prosper!" he laughed and made the star trek sign.
Kitty giggled and copied him
"Ohhh! That feels really weird!" she exclaimed
"How can he hold a pen like this?" Evan wondered
"With practise if ya get what ah mean" replied Rogue crisply
"Oh, come on Rogue we're not, like, making fun of Kurt" Kitty rolled her eyes
"Oh, really? 'Cuz it sure looks lahk you are" Rogue got up and left. She'd hate it if the others made fun of her not being able to touch anyone and she wasn't going to stand by and watch as the others did it to Kurt.
"Ah, forget about her! She's always touchy!" Evan groaned.
"Hey! If I bend my fingers they separate" complained Kitty
"That's normal, you're joints might not work that way" Evan shrugged
"But yours do!" she moaned
"I know but that's 'cause I'm gifted" Evan said smugly
"Ohhh! I know!" Kitty picked up some masking tape and cello taped her fingers together. "Ta-daaa!" she said proudly.
"What are you two doing?" asked Jean as she walked in
"Kurt hands" they chorused
"That's a little offensive to Kurt don't you think?" she said in a patronising way
"Bet you can't do it" Evan said evilly
"I can too!" Jean cried "See?" she said pointedly with her (almost) three fingers.
"Okay, you win. But can you bend them too?" Kitty wondered
"Sure I can! There's nothing I can't do. I'm perfect!" Jean boasted but as she bent one the other two separated "I-it's just because I haven't practised!" she cried
"You can't do it! You can't do it!" the other two chanted
"Kitty," Jean held out her hand "give me the cello tape"
Hiya saz!
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Kurt was doing his homework in the same way most teens who FINALLY realise that their History essay is due in tomorrow do their homework.
He suddenly felt as if he was being watched and looked up to see that Kitty was staring at his hands
"What?" he asked
"Nothing!" Kitty replied quickly. Kurt got back down to work.
'Okay,' he thought 'why did King Charles the first do so badly as king?' Kurt stopped and looked up again to see that Kitty was still staring at his hands
"Kitty! What the heck are you doing?" he cried
"Nothing!" Kitty protested.
Kurt sighed
"I'm going to finish this upstairs without so many distractions" and he teleported up to his room.
Once he was gone Kitty turned to the others who had been watching this with slight interest
"What do you suppose it's like having three fingers?" she asked excitedly
"Almost as fun as livin' with you" Rogue replied sarcastically "Kurt feels like a freak enough of tha' time without you analysing what makes him different"
"I was just, like, wondering! Sheesh!" Kitty stuck her tongue out at her room mate
"Actually I wonder what that is like" said Evan thoughtfully. He held out his hand and joined his little finger and forefinger together. He then did the same thing with his index and middle finger. Evan grinned and held up his hand "Live long and prosper!" he laughed and made the star trek sign.
Kitty giggled and copied him
"Ohhh! That feels really weird!" she exclaimed
"How can he hold a pen like this?" Evan wondered
"With practise if ya get what ah mean" replied Rogue crisply
"Oh, come on Rogue we're not, like, making fun of Kurt" Kitty rolled her eyes
"Oh, really? 'Cuz it sure looks lahk you are" Rogue got up and left. She'd hate it if the others made fun of her not being able to touch anyone and she wasn't going to stand by and watch as the others did it to Kurt.
"Ah, forget about her! She's always touchy!" Evan groaned.
"Hey! If I bend my fingers they separate" complained Kitty
"That's normal, you're joints might not work that way" Evan shrugged
"But yours do!" she moaned
"I know but that's 'cause I'm gifted" Evan said smugly
"Ohhh! I know!" Kitty picked up some masking tape and cello taped her fingers together. "Ta-daaa!" she said proudly.
"What are you two doing?" asked Jean as she walked in
"Kurt hands" they chorused
"That's a little offensive to Kurt don't you think?" she said in a patronising way
"Bet you can't do it" Evan said evilly
"I can too!" Jean cried "See?" she said pointedly with her (almost) three fingers.
"Okay, you win. But can you bend them too?" Kitty wondered
"Sure I can! There's nothing I can't do. I'm perfect!" Jean boasted but as she bent one the other two separated "I-it's just because I haven't practised!" she cried
"You can't do it! You can't do it!" the other two chanted
"Kitty," Jean held out her hand "give me the cello tape"
