CAPTAIN'S loooooooog: stardate: 2236: We haaaaaaaave (dp) beamed down to the (dp) specified coordinates that (dp) the Nazi man has giveth us. I feel it will (dp) all soooooon be over...
"I didn't know he knew such a big word as 'specified'." Sulu mumbled to Chekov as they walked toward the Nazis already there. Chekov just shrugged.
"Ah!" Hitler called good naturedly from his position, "Good to zee chu Captain Kirk!"
"For the last time, I don't know any Chu..." Kirk mumbled under his breath. "Nowwww (dp) will you (dp) let my people go?" Music played and everyone looked around.
"What was that?" Sulu asked.
Chekov shrugged again, "I tink it vas a song. 'Let my people go'." The music played again.
"Ok." Hitler returned to business, "I cannot let chur people go. It is too much fun to vatch chu all."
"Grr...(dp) I don't know any (dp) Chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. I do, however, (dp) know a Chang."
Hitler rolled his eyes and opened his mouth to say more when someone's watch beeped. Everyone looked around. "Hey. Where's Chekov?"
"BANZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!" Hitler whirled around to face the noise to see a flying Russian headed straight at him.
"Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!" Chekov collided with the Nazi and pulled out a knife-every fashionable Russian Maniac had one.
He soon disposed, in a grusome mess, of the Nazi leader and all his henchmen but one. Sulu had to stop him from killing that one because, he reasoned, they needed him to stop all that awful dancing.
The henchmen, in fear of his life, pressed a random button. Enterprise to Kirk
"MMyes?"
All the dancing has stopped sir. Looks like you did it.
"Mmyes, Thank you Uhura. Kirk out." He snapped his communicator closed, "Ok, you can (dp) kill him."
"NooooooooAUGH *gag gag*"
"Kirk to Enterprise. Three to (dp) beam up."
Aye.
Just as they shimmered out of existence, Hitler's mustasche burst into flames.
"Johns...e...n....!"
Oops...
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AN: Yay! One more chapter! Thanks for your patience!
"I didn't know he knew such a big word as 'specified'." Sulu mumbled to Chekov as they walked toward the Nazis already there. Chekov just shrugged.
"Ah!" Hitler called good naturedly from his position, "Good to zee chu Captain Kirk!"
"For the last time, I don't know any Chu..." Kirk mumbled under his breath. "Nowwww (dp) will you (dp) let my people go?" Music played and everyone looked around.
"What was that?" Sulu asked.
Chekov shrugged again, "I tink it vas a song. 'Let my people go'." The music played again.
"Ok." Hitler returned to business, "I cannot let chur people go. It is too much fun to vatch chu all."
"Grr...(dp) I don't know any (dp) Chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. I do, however, (dp) know a Chang."
Hitler rolled his eyes and opened his mouth to say more when someone's watch beeped. Everyone looked around. "Hey. Where's Chekov?"
"BANZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!" Hitler whirled around to face the noise to see a flying Russian headed straight at him.
"Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!" Chekov collided with the Nazi and pulled out a knife-every fashionable Russian Maniac had one.
He soon disposed, in a grusome mess, of the Nazi leader and all his henchmen but one. Sulu had to stop him from killing that one because, he reasoned, they needed him to stop all that awful dancing.
The henchmen, in fear of his life, pressed a random button. Enterprise to Kirk
"MMyes?"
All the dancing has stopped sir. Looks like you did it.
"Mmyes, Thank you Uhura. Kirk out." He snapped his communicator closed, "Ok, you can (dp) kill him."
"NooooooooAUGH *gag gag*"
"Kirk to Enterprise. Three to (dp) beam up."
Aye.
Just as they shimmered out of existence, Hitler's mustasche burst into flames.
"Johns...e...n....!"
Oops...
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AN: Yay! One more chapter! Thanks for your patience!
