Took me ages I know. Don't own The X-men and I also don't own Kurt hands. I
am simply using them as an effective story line.
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Kitty, Jean and Evan were trying to figure out what to do, what made it worse was that Kurt wasn't far away
"Kitty!"
"We're toast" Evan moaned
"Do you think that if Kurt finds out he might go back to Germany? You know, or may be his parents don't want him to be, like, insulted like this" Kitty sighed
"Kitty? Where'd you go? Did you suddenly remember what I look like or something?" He laughed at his own joke but it was clear he believed what he'd just said.
"That's it, I can't let him eat himself up like that" Kitty cried. She was just about to let him find her when they all heard Scott yelling out the window
"Hey Kurt? Whacha' doin down there?"
"Lookin' for Kitty" Kurt replied
"Oh for Pete's sake Kurt, she's not gonna get lost in the garden is she?"
"Well, it's big enough" Kurt said thoughtfully
"Look, the professor wants to talk to you about those people who attacked you. And I'd get inside if I were you, he's putting all the security settings on"
"But- Kitty!"
"Kurt, she's a big girl, she can look after herself."
Kurt teleported
"Oh man! ALL the security settings? We are so toast," Evan groaned once he'd left
"Okay, we have to get back inside the mansion. No problem, I'll just phase us through a wall" Kitty shrugged
"We have to REACH the wall first" Jean pointed out "If all the security settings are on we don't stand a chance"
"We have to, like, try first don't we?" Kitty asked
"Yeah, I guess so" Jean said uncertainly "Well then let's go!!" She cried running out of the trees and towards a wall, Jean and Evan followed her after a seconds pause
*
(Two minute later)
"Not one of your brighter ideas" Evan said with burnt hair
"Nope" Jean choked up a leaf she had swallowed while screaming
They were back in the trees, their clothes were burnt and they were covered in dirt. They looked as if they'd been dragged backwards through a dozen bushes before a load of soldiers opened fire on them.
"Oh my god!" Kitty wailed
"What?! Are you hurt?" Jean asked worriedly
"I, like totally broke a nail!!" Kitty cried looking at her ruined cuticle
"Do you want to kill her or should I?" Asked Evan, exhausted from two minutes of solid running to save his ass.
"Okay so plan A just went down the drain" Jean sighed ignoring his question
"Any more plans oh fearless leader?" Evan wondered sarcastically
"Well," Kitty was looking at the drainpipe
"Don't finish what you were about to say, I am not about to break my neck before I hit 20" Evan told her simply
Kitty looked around for another plan
Jean looked at her fingers, the cello tape was trapping her blood so most of her fingers were turning red and going numb.
'Why did I put tape on my fingers?! Why did I put cello tape on my fingers?!' she kept on repeating this in her mind until it was just 'Cello tape....fingers.....cello tape.....fingers'
*
Kurt was in mid sentence when his eyes glassed over. He got up, walked to the desk, got out a roll of cello tape and wrapped both his fingers up in it tightly. He then walked back with a surprising amount of dignity and sat down.
There was a moment's pause
Kurt's eyes went back to normal and he looked shocked and surprised
"Why did I just do that?" he wondered out loud
"Precisely what I wanted to know Kurt" Professor Xavier asked trying his hardest not to laugh at Kurt's face.
"It was like, someone was telling me to do it, willing me to ......." They all looked at each other with realisation
"Jean!" They all yelled at the same time
"Darn telepathy" Kurt muttered trying not to blush too much.
Scott took out his penknife and began to pick apart the Cello tape
"You get blood on my fur and I'll port you onto the roof"
*
"Did you guys hear something?" Jean asked
"No" replied Kitty
"I thought I heard someone yelling my name, probably my imagination" She shrugged
"Okay, new plan" Kitty ignore Evan's groan "Evan distracts them while we get in"
Evan laughed
"You are kidding! I'm not putting my life on the line like that!"
Kitty sighed
"Fine, I'll distract them. Jean can get you in by using her telekinesis on the window"
They agreed and within a minute Kitty was running back into the trees. Unfortunately her short term memory got her again when she tripped over something sharp
"Like, Ow!" She cried
Then Kitty had an idea, she had tripped over a knife (probably Logan's though he didn't really need one), a knife which could be used to unpick the cello tape around her fingers.
It took a long time, the knife was hard to keep steady and a couple of times Kitty nearly cut her wrists but at last she managed to cut the cello tape all up one side of two of her connecting fingers
'It'll be just like a plaster' she thought 'rip it off quickly and it wont hurt as much'
And that is what she did
"YEEEOOOOOWWWWWCCCCHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
*
Kurt looked up
"Did you hear something?"
"No" Scott replied
"Never mind then" Kurt shrugged and Scott carried on working.
*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_
Kitty, Jean and Evan were trying to figure out what to do, what made it worse was that Kurt wasn't far away
"Kitty!"
"We're toast" Evan moaned
"Do you think that if Kurt finds out he might go back to Germany? You know, or may be his parents don't want him to be, like, insulted like this" Kitty sighed
"Kitty? Where'd you go? Did you suddenly remember what I look like or something?" He laughed at his own joke but it was clear he believed what he'd just said.
"That's it, I can't let him eat himself up like that" Kitty cried. She was just about to let him find her when they all heard Scott yelling out the window
"Hey Kurt? Whacha' doin down there?"
"Lookin' for Kitty" Kurt replied
"Oh for Pete's sake Kurt, she's not gonna get lost in the garden is she?"
"Well, it's big enough" Kurt said thoughtfully
"Look, the professor wants to talk to you about those people who attacked you. And I'd get inside if I were you, he's putting all the security settings on"
"But- Kitty!"
"Kurt, she's a big girl, she can look after herself."
Kurt teleported
"Oh man! ALL the security settings? We are so toast," Evan groaned once he'd left
"Okay, we have to get back inside the mansion. No problem, I'll just phase us through a wall" Kitty shrugged
"We have to REACH the wall first" Jean pointed out "If all the security settings are on we don't stand a chance"
"We have to, like, try first don't we?" Kitty asked
"Yeah, I guess so" Jean said uncertainly "Well then let's go!!" She cried running out of the trees and towards a wall, Jean and Evan followed her after a seconds pause
*
(Two minute later)
"Not one of your brighter ideas" Evan said with burnt hair
"Nope" Jean choked up a leaf she had swallowed while screaming
They were back in the trees, their clothes were burnt and they were covered in dirt. They looked as if they'd been dragged backwards through a dozen bushes before a load of soldiers opened fire on them.
"Oh my god!" Kitty wailed
"What?! Are you hurt?" Jean asked worriedly
"I, like totally broke a nail!!" Kitty cried looking at her ruined cuticle
"Do you want to kill her or should I?" Asked Evan, exhausted from two minutes of solid running to save his ass.
"Okay so plan A just went down the drain" Jean sighed ignoring his question
"Any more plans oh fearless leader?" Evan wondered sarcastically
"Well," Kitty was looking at the drainpipe
"Don't finish what you were about to say, I am not about to break my neck before I hit 20" Evan told her simply
Kitty looked around for another plan
Jean looked at her fingers, the cello tape was trapping her blood so most of her fingers were turning red and going numb.
'Why did I put tape on my fingers?! Why did I put cello tape on my fingers?!' she kept on repeating this in her mind until it was just 'Cello tape....fingers.....cello tape.....fingers'
*
Kurt was in mid sentence when his eyes glassed over. He got up, walked to the desk, got out a roll of cello tape and wrapped both his fingers up in it tightly. He then walked back with a surprising amount of dignity and sat down.
There was a moment's pause
Kurt's eyes went back to normal and he looked shocked and surprised
"Why did I just do that?" he wondered out loud
"Precisely what I wanted to know Kurt" Professor Xavier asked trying his hardest not to laugh at Kurt's face.
"It was like, someone was telling me to do it, willing me to ......." They all looked at each other with realisation
"Jean!" They all yelled at the same time
"Darn telepathy" Kurt muttered trying not to blush too much.
Scott took out his penknife and began to pick apart the Cello tape
"You get blood on my fur and I'll port you onto the roof"
*
"Did you guys hear something?" Jean asked
"No" replied Kitty
"I thought I heard someone yelling my name, probably my imagination" She shrugged
"Okay, new plan" Kitty ignore Evan's groan "Evan distracts them while we get in"
Evan laughed
"You are kidding! I'm not putting my life on the line like that!"
Kitty sighed
"Fine, I'll distract them. Jean can get you in by using her telekinesis on the window"
They agreed and within a minute Kitty was running back into the trees. Unfortunately her short term memory got her again when she tripped over something sharp
"Like, Ow!" She cried
Then Kitty had an idea, she had tripped over a knife (probably Logan's though he didn't really need one), a knife which could be used to unpick the cello tape around her fingers.
It took a long time, the knife was hard to keep steady and a couple of times Kitty nearly cut her wrists but at last she managed to cut the cello tape all up one side of two of her connecting fingers
'It'll be just like a plaster' she thought 'rip it off quickly and it wont hurt as much'
And that is what she did
"YEEEOOOOOWWWWWCCCCHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
*
Kurt looked up
"Did you hear something?"
"No" Scott replied
"Never mind then" Kurt shrugged and Scott carried on working.
