Chapter Four: I Don't Know What to Call This Chapter Because It Is
Too Short
It was early morning when Bubbles woke up. He noticed that none of the Dworcs were awake, so he decided to make a lunch for them. He fixed them some eggs and bacon, enough for twenty hungry Dworcs.
"Are you sure that's enough?" asked a familiar voice.
"Gandork, you're here again! How did you find us?" asked Bubbles.
"A blind Habit could have followed you here! And I suppose you notice that I'm now Gandork the Yellow" Gandork said. Pretty soon all of the Dworcs were awake.
"You've made us breakfast!" said Gloink.
"You mean he's made ME breakfast." Said Blubbers.
"Thank you, Bubbles," Said all of the polite Dworcs "for making breakfast." It took a while for any of the Dworcs to notice Gandork was there, eating along with them.
"Gandork, when did you come back?" asked Norky and Orcy in unison. Gandork just laughed. Bubbles was very glad that Gandork had come back. However, he wasn't very happy that no one was eating his breakfast. Gandork, as though he could read Bubbles mind, said that they should be quieter and eat. All of the Dworcs were nearly finished.
"Where is Thorninyuras?" asked Bubbles.
"I don't know." Said Dorky, Norky, Orcy, Oink, Gloink, Beefy, and Buffy in unison. That cracked up both Gandork and Bubbles.
"I saw searching the area around the forest." Replied Gandork.
"How do you know everything?" asked Drawling suspiciously.
"I know everything!" said Gandork. The whole group could barely keep from laughing. Pretty soon, Thorninyuras got back from his "search".
"Breakfast! Who made this?" he asked. Bubbles stood up. "I thank you." He said. Then he noticed Gandork.
"Gandork! When did you come back?" so they told Thorninyuras the whole story.
"Well, let us hope that we don't lose you again, Gandork." Pretty soon all of the breakfast was gone (Blubber had more than all of the others put together) and they started back to the road.
"We are going around the forest this time." Said Gandork, not wanting to be killed again. So they started back on the road, singing different songs. Here is one:
Hi ho! Hi ho! It's off to kill we go!
With blood and mud and gore and more!
Hi ho! Hi ho!
Hi ho! Hi ho! It's off to kill we go!
With blood and mud and gore and more!
Hi ho! Hi ho!
Anyway, all of the Dworcs had a full stomach (Thanks to Bubbles) and yet they had Bubbles, they had no good luck. They were back on their way to Riverhell. Thanks to Gandork, they didn't get lost. However, they did get waylaid. They were about halfway to the other side of Muckwood when a group of Belves (Bad Elves) came to the fifteen companions.
"You need to pay a toll of 1,000 gold coins to pass here." They said nastily.
"We have not 1,000 gold coins, Master Elves." Replied Gandork.
"Then you shall DIE!" the leader Belve said. Then a great battle began. Gandork started killing the Belves, and Bubbles stabbed a few. Gandork had nearly ten Belves on him.
"Do not let Gandork die again!" said Bubbles. The Dworcs got there just in time. Pretty soon there was only one Belve left.
"You shall pay!" he said as he ran off. Everyone was surprised. Gandork had finally survived! Bubbles then named his sword.
"I now name my sword Biter!" Bubbles said. Everyone suddenly started to cough. Pretty soon they got to the Gate of Riverhell.
"Let us in." Gandork said.
"Who is thee that speaks?" asked the elf. Why can't he speak normal English?
"Gandork, The Elf Friend." And the gates opened. They had made it to the Valley of Riverhell in one piece. Pretty soon all of the companions were in their own bed.
Too Short
It was early morning when Bubbles woke up. He noticed that none of the Dworcs were awake, so he decided to make a lunch for them. He fixed them some eggs and bacon, enough for twenty hungry Dworcs.
"Are you sure that's enough?" asked a familiar voice.
"Gandork, you're here again! How did you find us?" asked Bubbles.
"A blind Habit could have followed you here! And I suppose you notice that I'm now Gandork the Yellow" Gandork said. Pretty soon all of the Dworcs were awake.
"You've made us breakfast!" said Gloink.
"You mean he's made ME breakfast." Said Blubbers.
"Thank you, Bubbles," Said all of the polite Dworcs "for making breakfast." It took a while for any of the Dworcs to notice Gandork was there, eating along with them.
"Gandork, when did you come back?" asked Norky and Orcy in unison. Gandork just laughed. Bubbles was very glad that Gandork had come back. However, he wasn't very happy that no one was eating his breakfast. Gandork, as though he could read Bubbles mind, said that they should be quieter and eat. All of the Dworcs were nearly finished.
"Where is Thorninyuras?" asked Bubbles.
"I don't know." Said Dorky, Norky, Orcy, Oink, Gloink, Beefy, and Buffy in unison. That cracked up both Gandork and Bubbles.
"I saw searching the area around the forest." Replied Gandork.
"How do you know everything?" asked Drawling suspiciously.
"I know everything!" said Gandork. The whole group could barely keep from laughing. Pretty soon, Thorninyuras got back from his "search".
"Breakfast! Who made this?" he asked. Bubbles stood up. "I thank you." He said. Then he noticed Gandork.
"Gandork! When did you come back?" so they told Thorninyuras the whole story.
"Well, let us hope that we don't lose you again, Gandork." Pretty soon all of the breakfast was gone (Blubber had more than all of the others put together) and they started back to the road.
"We are going around the forest this time." Said Gandork, not wanting to be killed again. So they started back on the road, singing different songs. Here is one:
Hi ho! Hi ho! It's off to kill we go!
With blood and mud and gore and more!
Hi ho! Hi ho!
Hi ho! Hi ho! It's off to kill we go!
With blood and mud and gore and more!
Hi ho! Hi ho!
Anyway, all of the Dworcs had a full stomach (Thanks to Bubbles) and yet they had Bubbles, they had no good luck. They were back on their way to Riverhell. Thanks to Gandork, they didn't get lost. However, they did get waylaid. They were about halfway to the other side of Muckwood when a group of Belves (Bad Elves) came to the fifteen companions.
"You need to pay a toll of 1,000 gold coins to pass here." They said nastily.
"We have not 1,000 gold coins, Master Elves." Replied Gandork.
"Then you shall DIE!" the leader Belve said. Then a great battle began. Gandork started killing the Belves, and Bubbles stabbed a few. Gandork had nearly ten Belves on him.
"Do not let Gandork die again!" said Bubbles. The Dworcs got there just in time. Pretty soon there was only one Belve left.
"You shall pay!" he said as he ran off. Everyone was surprised. Gandork had finally survived! Bubbles then named his sword.
"I now name my sword Biter!" Bubbles said. Everyone suddenly started to cough. Pretty soon they got to the Gate of Riverhell.
"Let us in." Gandork said.
"Who is thee that speaks?" asked the elf. Why can't he speak normal English?
"Gandork, The Elf Friend." And the gates opened. They had made it to the Valley of Riverhell in one piece. Pretty soon all of the companions were in their own bed.
