Part Two

Wong: Note to self.....big, bold letters make the words seem more important.....

Author's note: First off, thank you for requesting a part two! I should just thank you for reading it, but I'm even more honored that it was good enough for an encore.

Second off, I understand that most of you don't enjoy script written fics, and I apologize, because if I don't write like this then I feel it would be harder for the reader to read, as I am not very descriptive. So, quite sorry indeed, I am!

Narrator: Where we last left Wong and Fuu Nii, they had begun their grand journey towards Super Happy Pocky Land, where they feel that happiness will flush out of their ears. ................ Who writes these horrible metaphors?!!

Wong: *sob* I tried so hard!! *boo-hoo*

Fuu Nii (from this point on, Fuunii): There, there....(pats Wong on the back)

Wong: OUCH!!!

Fuunii: Whoops! Sorry. I keep forgetting that I have hooves...

Wong: That's okay. I almost always forget that I have thumbs!

Fuunii: Forget what?

Wong: Nevermind. We're off to Super Happy Pocky Land!!

Fuunii: Yeah, but how will we get there?

Wong: Uhh.....we take the subway!!

Fuunii: The author killed the subway. Remember?

Wong: Silly Fuunii! Subways don't get killed....they get murdered!!

Fuunii: Really? (takes notes)

Wong: Yup. Not to mention this author is unoriginal enough to steal from Aqua Teen Hunger Force...

Videad: *poof*teleports in) Ahh, shut up! (drops anvil upon Wong's shiny head) *CLUNK!* *poof* teleports out)

Wong: Shiznits, why is everybody so mean to me?!!

Fuunii: Because you're trying to rule the world? Because you claim that every Gundam Fighter belongs to you? Because you're mean to Master Asia? Because you're ressurecting the Devil Gundam? Because-

Wong: Stop.

Narrator: And so, Wong and his faithful sidekick walked along a dirt road for three and a half days till they reached a small bridge.

Fuunii: Yolk.

Wong: Kill.

Fuunii: Little.

Wong: Evil!

Fuunii: Litter.

Wong: Rape!!

Fuunii: Excelcious.

Wong: Suicide!!!

Fuunii: Egg.

Wong: GUILOTINE!!!

Fuunii: .......earnest.

Wong: TERROR!!!!

Fuunii: Reality.

Wong: ........yolk.

Fuunii: HA! I win.

Wong: Tartersauce. And now she's stealing from Spongebob?! What a cruel bitch!

Videad: *poof* Meanie! *CLUNK!* *poof*

Fuunii: Hmmm....hey, Wong! You have another an-

Wong: Shut up.

???: HAULT!!!

(Wong jumps into Fuunii's arms- er, front legs. .... Which are sort of his arms.)

Wong: AAAAH!!! TALKING QUESTION MARKS!!!

???: What? NO!! The bloody author just hasn't given me a name yet.

Videad bloody author: Huh? What's everyone looking at?

Fuunii: So who are you?

???: Me? I am bridge troll number one! Aka, BT One.

Wong: God, I would've just stuck with the triple question mark than have a lame name like that!

BT One: Indeed. Pity me. *slump*

Fuunii: Poor lil gu-

BT Two: Hold on a minute! We're here to eat you!

Wong: Where'd you come from?

BT Two: From under the bridge, of course. We eat people. Tastey people.

Wong: Oh. Well, I'm not tasety.

Fuunii: Yeah, and I'm a horse.

BT Two: Is that so? Carry on then!

Wong: Wow, thanks alot, kid!

BT Three: Kid?!

Fuunii: Where'd he come-

BT 1,2,3: KID?!!!?

Wong: Walking, walking, fa la la la la, walking...

BT One: Thou shalt not passeth over thine bridge!

Wong: Whoa, where'd you get that ACCENT?!

Fuunii: Why can't we pass now?!

BT Two: Thou have mocketh ... err....ourseth heritage!

Wong + Fuunii: *snicker* ...ourseth...

BT Three: Be silenced, ye bickersomes!

Wong + Fuunii: *laughthing like idiots* BICKERSOMES!!!

BT 123: Grrrr....

Narrator: That night, in the secret underground city of the bridge trolls...

(Wong and Fuunii are tied-up, hanging upside down, over a boiling pot of green beans.)

Fuunii: They really aren't kids, are they Wong?

Wong: *whining* I HATE YOU AAAAALL!!!

BT 2346: Save it for da judge!

Fuunii: ........

Wong: .........

BT 2346: ...............okay, look, there ain't no judge, we're just gonna eat ya.

Wong: Bastards...

Fuunii: But I'm a horse! And he doesn't taste good!

BT 98: So? We'll just put in lots of spices and maybe some noodles. Nobody'll know the difference!

BT 765: Now let us all bow our heads towards the Grand Bridge Elf of Mightiness!

All BTs: MIGHTINESS!!! HUZZAH!!!

(An elf covered in robes and jewelry walks through the crowd.)

GBEoM: Good day, infidels.

Fuunii: Waidaminute, hold on here! How come you're an elf ruling over trolls?

GBEoM: Hmmmmm.......... .................. I have NO idea.....but, I am, so THERE!

Wong: WAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! I JUST WANTED POCKY!!!! AND THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!! AND INTO ALLENBY'S PA-

GBEoM: THAT is enough!!!!

Wong: NO IT'S NOT!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!

GBEoM: SHUT UP!! Number forty-five, shut him up!

(Forty-five throws a show at Wong's head, landing inside his mouth.)

Wong: *mumbled nonesense*

Fuunii: What's with these shoe gags?

BT 397: *rimshot* It's funny, cuz it gagged him! Yark!

*Silence*

BT 397: .................... I think I'm late for one of my self- confidence classes. *sniff*

GBEoM: Well that was strange.

Fuunii: And nothing else in this god forsaken fic ISN'T?!!

GBEoM: INTO THE GREEN BEANS WITH 'EM!!!

All BTs: YIPPEEE!!!

Fuunii: Bye, bye Wong...sorry we never got any pocky...

Wong: BLAAAAAAAARB!!!! -still gagged

(Six trolls begin to saw the rope.)

Fuunii: Forgive me, Master Asia!! Forgiiiive meeee!!!!

(At Master Asia's.)

M. Asia: That damn horse better of gotten pocky by now....and that Wong better be dead.....ah well.....on with the show....(runs out onto a stage in a tutu)

BT 678: They're uh fall'n now!!

Fuunii + Wong: (as they fall surprisingly slowly) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *GASP* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

BT 524: Yeesh....and they were only 17 feet above the pot....

Fuunii: Hey, how come we're not dead?

Wong: Blarg!

???: Because "I" have saved the two of you!!

Fuunii: Oh god, no more triple question mark people, PLEASE!!

???: But I am on YOUR side, my horsy little friend!!!

BT 57787: Oh my corn syrup! IT'S THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT!!!

GBEoM: Kurse him!!!

Videad: *poof* Yay. *poof*

Narrator: And so, the Jolly Green Giant flew Wong and Fuunii to safety, and then cruelly and unneccesarily stomped the city of bridge trolls to death.

Fuunii: Thank you for saving us, Jolly Grean Giant sir!

JGG: No problem! I've been after these guys for stealing my green beans!

Fuunii: But can't you just grow more, sir?

JGG: Of course I can! I'm just a basturd! *laughtrack*

Wong: He's my hero. *laughtrack*

Fuunii: That's annoying!! *silence*

JGG: So, I've heard the two of you are off to Super Happy Pocky Land. Is that true?

Wong: Yessirry Bob!

Fuunii: We were following this dirt road till those trolls kidnapped us...

Wong: ...don't forget that elf.

JGG: Well, I should probably tell you that this road will only take you to the Land of Giant Kittens.

Wong: HOLY SHIZNITTLES WITH ICE CREAM MEN, NO!!!

JGG: Yes, horrible, isn't it? It's a good thing I warned you!

Wong: Thank you for saving us green guy!!

Fuunii: Is there any way that we can repay you?

JGG: Yes, actually...

Fuunii: What is it?

Wong: Cuz whatever it is we probably won't get it.

JGG: I want *drumroll* an anvil!!

Wong: I've got two in my pocket! (hands 'em over)

JGG: Thank you, you two! And now....up, up, and AWAAAAY! *whoosh*

Wong: *waves* Thanks JGG!

JGG: That's Jolly Green Giant!!! *flies away*

Wong: Hmph! I was just reading the text...

Fuunii: Now what? We don't know where to go...

Narrator: Then, suddenly!

Wong: Hey, look! A chocobo! Maybe if we ride it, it will take use to Super Happy Pocky Land!

Fuunii: Ya know, if you wanted a ride, you could've just-

Wong: WHEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee...eee...eee........*disapears into the horizon*

Fuunii: ......*sighs* (gets down on all fours and runs after 'em)

Narrator: Will Wong and Fuunii ever make it to Super Happy Pocky Land? Why is Videad stealing so many jokes? A chocobo?! Find out in Part Three!!

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OMAKE

Narrator: Ladies and gentlemen, the reenactment of World War II, with the Shuffle Alliance.

Shwartz: And me! Don't forget me!

Domon (acting horribly): We will show those American swine! (makes a paper airplane) HYA!

(Domon throws the paper airplane at Chibodee's head.)

Chibodee: HA! Is that all you got, Japanese?!!

(Domon throws lots and lots of paper airplanes.)

Chibodee: EEEEE!!!! *ducks* Ouch, ouch, ouch.....DAMN IT!!!

Shwartz: I AM FREAK'N TIRED OF YOU GUYS MAKING FUN OF MY MASK!!!

(Shwartz starts kicking George in the head.)

George: Ow ow OW!! HEY, CUT IT OUT!!

Domon: Mya ha ha ha ha haaaa!! (tackles Sai)

Sai: AAAAHH!! Getitoffgetitoffgetitoff!!!

Argo: Uhh....you okay there Chibodee?

Chibodee: (in fetal position, and rocking) Those bastards, those bastards, those BASTARDS...

Argo: .....(stares at George)

George: (with ice patch to head) Ohhh.....my heeead....

Argo: .......

Sai: Helphelphelphelphelphelphelp!!!

(Domon is standining with one foot on Sai's head.)

Domon: Ah, shut up!

Shwartz: Mya ha ha ha ha haaaaa!! NOW who's got horrible fashion sense?!! Huh?!! HUH?!! ANSWER ME, DAMN YOU!!!

Argo: Hey, you guys. Come over here.

(George, Chibodee, and Argo huddle up.)

Argo: ....mumble....mumble....bowling ball....

(While Domon is laughing like an idiot, Chibodee drops a bowling ball onto his head.)

Domon: BWAAA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA- *CLUNK!* ..................................*faint*

(And George and Argo tackle Shwartz.)

Shwartz: NO!! UNHAND ME!!! I HAVE TO BEAT THINGS UP!!! I HAVE TO WIN!!! I... I.....I have to....DANCE!!!

(Shwartz rips off his trenchcoat to reveal a disco suit. Suddenly, a strobe light appears and Shwartz begins to dance.)

Sai: I'M FREE!! FREEEEE!!! Now I can continue to plot against everyone else!!

All: Huh?

Sai: Er, uh, make fortune cookies for everyone else!

All: Awww....

Sai: I'll get those bastards...one of these days....ONE DAY!!! MWA HA HA HA HA HAAA!!!

The End

Sai: I think that went pretty well, doncha think?

Domon: .......-still unconcious

Chibodee: Evil....evil all around me!!

George: Stay away, stay away, stay away...

Argo: ..........yup.