(AN: my sugar rush has died down so this will be a lot less funny, no wait
wrong word, a lot less weird)
Me: So Seifer, Seifer?, are you OK what are you doing? *Seifer turns around* Seifer:*in an innocent voice* nothing. Me: you can't hold nothing! * I reach for my Uzi gun * Me: LISTEN SEIFER I HAVE TRIED TO MAKE THIS A GODDAMN FUNNY FIC AND AM FAILING MISERABLY, SO IF YOU SHOW ME WHATS IN YOUR HAND IT MIGHT AT LEAST BE A BIT MORE INTERESTING! Seifer: No need to shout, you're gonna make me CRY and put that away, guns are dangerous don'tchaknow?!? Me: Believe me Seifer I know! Seifer: pretty please with a happy pill on top don't hurt me *starts to cry* Me: GRRRRRRRR * gun shot*, *crying stops abruptly* Me: *in a cheerful voice* thank you Seifer, even if you did have something important to do and had to leave very very quickly.
* you see two medics come in and shove someone in a bodybag *
Me: So Seifer, Seifer?, are you OK what are you doing? *Seifer turns around* Seifer:*in an innocent voice* nothing. Me: you can't hold nothing! * I reach for my Uzi gun * Me: LISTEN SEIFER I HAVE TRIED TO MAKE THIS A GODDAMN FUNNY FIC AND AM FAILING MISERABLY, SO IF YOU SHOW ME WHATS IN YOUR HAND IT MIGHT AT LEAST BE A BIT MORE INTERESTING! Seifer: No need to shout, you're gonna make me CRY and put that away, guns are dangerous don'tchaknow?!? Me: Believe me Seifer I know! Seifer: pretty please with a happy pill on top don't hurt me *starts to cry* Me: GRRRRRRRR * gun shot*, *crying stops abruptly* Me: *in a cheerful voice* thank you Seifer, even if you did have something important to do and had to leave very very quickly.
* you see two medics come in and shove someone in a bodybag *
