Me: all right Chicken wuss come on in
Zell: don't call me that it hurts my touchy feelings
Me: oh Hyne, I'm sorry I forgot only Seifer is allowed call you that
because you love him and that's why you put up with it and you're the one
who left him the
* coincidentally a truck is going by at the exact moment you're about to
hear all the rude things Zell left Seifer on Valentines Day, and I bet you
wanted to know what they were too you naughty, naughty people! Shame on
you!*
Zell: how did you know?! *ahem* I mean what are you talking about?
Me: ohh Zell I think you know and if you've forgotten I think I could
somehow jog your memory * badly hiding a shotgun behind my back* so you can
tell every one.
Zell: Ahh. no need for that, I like cheese do you? * tries to attack me*
Me: SECURITY! * Zell is being dragged off kicking and screaming* Zell: it wasn't me I swear I didn't eat all the crayons in the waiting room! * PHSSSST* *Silence* Me: hello, Looney Bin?
Me: SECURITY! * Zell is being dragged off kicking and screaming* Zell: it wasn't me I swear I didn't eat all the crayons in the waiting room! * PHSSSST* *Silence* Me: hello, Looney Bin?
