Me: all right Chicken wuss come on in Zell: don't call me that it hurts my touchy feelings Me: oh Hyne, I'm sorry I forgot only Seifer is allowed call you that because you love him and that's why you put up with it and you're the one who left him the * coincidentally a truck is going by at the exact moment you're about to hear all the rude things Zell left Seifer on Valentines Day, and I bet you wanted to know what they were too you naughty, naughty people! Shame on you!* Zell: how did you know?! *ahem* I mean what are you talking about? Me: ohh Zell I think you know and if you've forgotten I think I could somehow jog your memory * badly hiding a shotgun behind my back* so you can tell every one. Zell: Ahh. no need for that, I like cheese do you? * tries to attack me*

Me: SECURITY! * Zell is being dragged off kicking and screaming* Zell: it wasn't me I swear I didn't eat all the crayons in the waiting room! * PHSSSST* *Silence* Me: hello, Looney Bin?