Chapter 2: Tuesday

My alarm woke me up. The thing was so loud it woke up everyone in the base. Now the volume of the alarm is unfortunate for me because it is right next to my bed. Anyway, I reached over and turned it off without hesitation and went right back to sleep. That didn't last too long however. It never does. Like 3 seconds later a frying pan came down on the back of my head (owie x_x) causing me to fall out of bed and onto Derringer (woof! x_x).

We both looked up to see Chris standing there, the weapon in question in her hand. "Today's not the day to be sleeping in Jack. Remember?" "Not after you hit with that frying pan, no." I said lazily. I'm not one of those get-up-and-be-active types of people. " Why wouldn't you? You've been waiting all week for this?" I gave her a look that clearly told her she was a dumbass. "Do I need to repeat myself?" "We fight the Blitz team today at four." Oh yeah! How could I forget? "Kay." I said with a shrug. "Oh and Jack." "Hmmmmm?" I looked up at her just to have my face meet the back of that damn frying pan. "That's for thinking I'm a dumbass." She said as she walked out of the room, a dented frying pan in her left hand.

Four rolled around quickly after that. We all sat patiently waiting for the judge. And we waited. And waited.

4:09- I scratched my head.

4:12-my Lightning Sykes scratched his head.

4:13- the entire Blitz Team scratched their heads.

4:15- our Zoids sat down.

4:16- Chris yawned.

4:17- Brad yawned. 4:18- Kelly yawned.

4:19- we all yawned at the same time.

4:20- we all laughed.

4:22- Bit farted.

4:23- the smell got inside the Zoids.

4:24- all Zoids from the Blitz Team except Liger 0, moved several yards from the said Zoid.

4:26- I spotted a scorpion.

4:27- I watched the scorpion.

4:29-Kelly and Chris spotted the scorpion.

4:30-we all watched the scorpion.

4:37- Brad sneezed.

4:43- Bit farted again.

4:44- all the Zoids moved several more yards away from the Liger.

4:45- Leena opened the cockpit and stood up.

4:46-Leena sat back down, forgetting why she stood up.

4:48- we turned back to the scorpion.

4:49- we watched the scorpion again.

4:58- the scorpion died.

4:59- we all moaned at the loss.

5:00- my watch beeped.

5:01- we all fell asleep.

9:46- we all woke up.

9:47- we said our good byes and left.

After we got back to the base, I turned to Kelly to finish the day properly, "Well, that was fun." She, being a better sport than her sister, laughed at my remark.

Well? Good? Bad? It sucked, didn't it? I liked it. PLEASE Review! I'm begging you, look at me beg. *barks and pants like a dog, hands out in front* Ok that's enough of that.