Quistis: Hello K-(cut off by me) Me: none's supposed to know my real name! Quistis: ohh my apologies! Me: yeah, yeah save it for the judge, anyway if you're so smart can you do one simple thing for me? Quistis: Sure. Me: OK, don't think about Pink Elephants and Purple Penguins....you're thinking about them aren't you? Quistis: Yes I am, I'm thinking why shouldn't I be thinking about Pink Elephants and Purple Penguins if they don't exist I only think about real matters such as who stole my beard shaver, I mean who stole Irvines beard shaver hehehehehe! Me: Well shows how much you know * pushes a button marked PE&PP* Quistis: ARRGGGHHH HELP ME I'M BEING TRAMPLED BY PINK ELEPHANTS AND PURPLE PENGUINS!!!!!!!

(AN: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, sometimes sugar can be good, sometimes bad)

Disclaimer:I don't own the PE and PP joke my friend does, and I don't own sugar *starts to cry*