Come What May

Disclaimer: I do not own Moulin rouge or any of it's songs.

A/N: Final warning: These do not have anything to do with truth, beauty, freedom, and love!! They are strictly for fun!! So, if you take Christian and Satine's love seriously than turn back now and maybe read my other stories or songs that DO abide by truth, beauty, freedom, and love!

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Come What May:

Christian and Satine's thoughts during Come what May

Christian: Never Knew I could feel like this

Satine: I know what you mean, I have bad gas too! It must have been those nachos!

Christian: It's like I've never seen the sky before

Satine: Gee, I didn't know he had it THAT bad!

Christian: Want to vanish inside your kiss

Because I'm……Harry Houdini!

Christian: Everyday I'm loving you more and more

Satine: Are you for Real? He best back up!!

Christian: Listen to my heart

Satine: So you actually want me to go up to your chest and listen?

Christian: Can you hear it sing

Satine: Hold your horses! I'm coming

Christian: Telling me to give you everything

Satine: No Christian, don't share your underwear with the cameras around! (giggles)

Christian: Seasons may change, Winter to Spring

Satine: Don't they always change?

Christian: But I love you

Satine: I wonder if I should watch football or hockey tonight?

Christian: Until the end of time

That's a long time

Christian: Come what May

Even if the Bears beat the Eagles

Christian: Come what May

Whether the Braves beat the Phillies

Christian: I will love you until my dying day!

Unless, of course, I meet Pamela Anderson!

Satine: Suddenly the world seems such a perfect place

Look at his sweet eyes

-Duke: Oh, look my dear! A little frog! (the duke goes after it)

Frog: Oh god! Here we-ribbit- go again!-ribbit- Another-ribbit- set of god damn-ribbit- singers! Haven't-ribbit-heard them-ribbit-since-ribbit- Annie! (frogs jumps away)

Satine: Suddenly it moves with such a perfect grace

Christian: Oh that frog was so CUTE!!

Both: Suddenly my life doesn't seem such a waste

Satine: Oh no! I think I am about to rip one….uh…anyway

Satine: It all revolves around you

Christian: Huh, it better revolve around me!

Both: And there is no mountain to high, no river to wide

Christian: Mountain…..hmmm….you know…I wonder what it would be like if you swallowed a rock…..

Both: Sing out this song

(At part when the duke comes in to see Christian and Satine-at it-)

Christian: Almost there…..

Satine: Oh Shit! The duke!

Both: And I'll be there by your side

(Out of the bedroom scene)

Both: Storm clouds may gather and stars may collide

Christian: Sure, if stars collided, sorry babe, but you know I'd be out on a plane to Timbuktu!

Christian: but I love you

What's that smell?

Satine: I love you

CRAP!

Christian: Until the end

She seems to be a little behind

Satine: Until the end

Catch up, Satine, catch up!

Both: Of Time

Both: There we go

Both: Come what may

Both: Whether Tom gets Jerry

Both: Come what may

Both: Whether Wyllie coyote gets road runner

Both: I will love you until my dying day

Christian: maybe I should ask her to go get some cake with me? I heard the chocolate cake was really good!

Both: Oh, come what may

Both: Whether Harry beats Voldemort

Both: Come what may

Both: Whether David beats goliath!

Both: I will love you

Satine: Oh, no, I think I feel another one!

Satine: I will love you

You know, Satine, he is really hot tonight!

Satine: Suddenly the world seems such a perfect place

Ooooo, nice butt, has he.

Both: Come what may

Both: Whether Sylvester gets Tweety

Both: Come what May

Both: Whether O.J. is really innocent

Both: I will love you until my dying day!

Christian: (starting to think hard) Does Britney Spears really have implants?

---Suddenly, without warning, the Duke enters the scene and steps in front of Christian and Satine, spreading his arms out and starts to sing in a shrilling voice----

Duke: How will I love with out you!!! I….Want….To…..Know!! (he starts to prance about the room)

Satine: What the Fuck! (giving the Duke a weird glance)

Duke: What? (stopping his prancing and giving Satine a look like he hadn't done a thing)

Satine: This is our show duke! (pushes him out of the scene and turns to Christian)

Christian: (skipping and singing) A Tisket, a Tasket, a green and yellow basket! I wrote a letter to my mom and on the way I dropped it!!

Satine: I give up!