Come What May
Disclaimer: I do not own Moulin rouge or any of it's songs.
A/N: Final warning: These do not have anything to do with truth, beauty, freedom, and love!! They are strictly for fun!! So, if you take Christian and Satine's love seriously than turn back now and maybe read my other stories or songs that DO abide by truth, beauty, freedom, and love!
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Come What May:
Christian and Satine's thoughts during Come what May
Christian: Never Knew I could feel like this
Satine: I know what you mean, I have bad gas too! It must have been those nachos!
Christian: It's like I've never seen the sky before
Satine: Gee, I didn't know he had it THAT bad!
Christian: Want to vanish inside your kiss
Because I'm……Harry Houdini!
Christian: Everyday I'm loving you more and more
Satine: Are you for Real? He best back up!!
Christian: Listen to my heart
Satine: So you actually want me to go up to your chest and listen?
Christian: Can you hear it sing
Satine: Hold your horses! I'm coming
Christian: Telling me to give you everything
Satine: No Christian, don't share your underwear with the cameras around! (giggles)
Christian: Seasons may change, Winter to Spring
Satine: Don't they always change?
Christian: But I love you
Satine: I wonder if I should watch football or hockey tonight?
Christian: Until the end of time
That's a long time
Christian: Come what May
Even if the Bears beat the Eagles
Christian: Come what May
Whether the Braves beat the Phillies
Christian: I will love you until my dying day!
Unless, of course, I meet Pamela Anderson!
Satine: Suddenly the world seems such a perfect place
Look at his sweet eyes
-Duke: Oh, look my dear! A little frog! (the duke goes after it)
Frog: Oh god! Here we-ribbit- go again!-ribbit- Another-ribbit- set of god damn-ribbit- singers! Haven't-ribbit-heard them-ribbit-since-ribbit- Annie! (frogs jumps away)
Satine: Suddenly it moves with such a perfect grace
Christian: Oh that frog was so CUTE!!
Both: Suddenly my life doesn't seem such a waste
Satine: Oh no! I think I am about to rip one….uh…anyway
Satine: It all revolves around you
Christian: Huh, it better revolve around me!
Both: And there is no mountain to high, no river to wide
Christian: Mountain…..hmmm….you know…I wonder what it would be like if you swallowed a rock…..
Both: Sing out this song
(At part when the duke comes in to see Christian and Satine-at it-)
Christian: Almost there…..
Satine: Oh Shit! The duke!
Both: And I'll be there by your side
(Out of the bedroom scene)
Both: Storm clouds may gather and stars may collide
Christian: Sure, if stars collided, sorry babe, but you know I'd be out on a plane to Timbuktu!
Christian: but I love you
What's that smell?
Satine: I love you
CRAP!
Christian: Until the end
She seems to be a little behind
Satine: Until the end
Catch up, Satine, catch up!
Both: Of Time
Both: There we go
Both: Come what may
Both: Whether Tom gets Jerry
Both: Come what may
Both: Whether Wyllie coyote gets road runner
Both: I will love you until my dying day
Christian: maybe I should ask her to go get some cake with me? I heard the chocolate cake was really good!
Both: Oh, come what may
Both: Whether Harry beats Voldemort
Both: Come what may
Both: Whether David beats goliath!
Both: I will love you
Satine: Oh, no, I think I feel another one!
Satine: I will love you
You know, Satine, he is really hot tonight!
Satine: Suddenly the world seems such a perfect place
Ooooo, nice butt, has he.
Both: Come what may
Both: Whether Sylvester gets Tweety
Both: Come what May
Both: Whether O.J. is really innocent
Both: I will love you until my dying day!
Christian: (starting to think hard) Does Britney Spears really have implants?
---Suddenly, without warning, the Duke enters the scene and steps in front of Christian and Satine, spreading his arms out and starts to sing in a shrilling voice----
Duke: How will I love with out you!!! I….Want….To…..Know!! (he starts to prance about the room)
Satine: What the Fuck! (giving the Duke a weird glance)
Duke: What? (stopping his prancing and giving Satine a look like he hadn't done a thing)
Satine: This is our show duke! (pushes him out of the scene and turns to Christian)
Christian: (skipping and singing) A Tisket, a Tasket, a green and yellow basket! I wrote a letter to my mom and on the way I dropped it!!
Satine: I give up!
