To the tune of Gordon Lightfoot's "Take it Easy"- which I do not own; don't sue, please.

Well I'm a runnin' down the road Tryin' to loosen my load, Self-preservation is on my mind. Some want me dead, some want my head, They're all convinced I committed a crime.

Runnin's easy, runnin's easy It's better than a painful end, You better believe me. Runnin' while you still can, Is better than a fight-and-stand; Leave him in a cloud of sand; Runnin's easy!

Well I'm standing in line And safe for a time; In crowds I'm hard to see. But with my Wizzard's hat And robes and all that, They'll find me eventually.

Curse my out-fit! Curse my out-fit! But I'm stuck in rut of habit and can't get out of it. Through the crowd the police plow; I stick out like a purple cow; Only the Luggage can save me now; Runnin's easy!

Well I'm runnin down the road Tryin' to loosen my load, Think I'm gonna die this time. Even if it won't respect me, The Luggage will protect me, And I may yet write another rhyme.

Runnin's easy, runnin's easy It's better than a painful end, You better believe me. Runnin' while you still can, Is better than a fight-and-stand; Leave him in a cloud of sand; Runnin's easy!

Oh, runnin's easy, But NEVER take it easy!