Well, it's Christmas, and no-one is getting out of here without reading this.
To the tune of 'God Rest Ye Merry, Gentleman'
* * *
Gods rest ye peaceful, wizzard man,
May you sleep well tonight,
may no villain lurk inside your dreams,
and you pee your pants in fright,
let nothing harm your battered soul,
So come down off the wall,
and join us in our reveries,
it's Hogswatch after all,
Oh, Peace for Rincewind tonight, Rincewind tonight,
Oh, peace for Rincewind tonight.
For just a few hours Rincewind,
forget what you have seen,
and crack a couple lousy jokes
with the Bursar and the Dean,
the most harmless people on this world,
and several others too,
are here at the fuculty party,
here in Unseen U,
Oh, peace for Rincewind tonight, Rincewind tonight,
Oh, peace for Rincewind tonight.
So help yourself to the punch,
get out from under your desk,
and celebrate the brand new year
with Ridcully and Esk,
for one shining golden instant,
forget what might be,
whether tomorow you are safe in bed,
or hiding in a tree,
Oh, peace for Rincewind tonight, Rincewind tonight,
Oh, peace for Rincewind tonight.
To the tune of 'God Rest Ye Merry, Gentleman'
* * *
Gods rest ye peaceful, wizzard man,
May you sleep well tonight,
may no villain lurk inside your dreams,
and you pee your pants in fright,
let nothing harm your battered soul,
So come down off the wall,
and join us in our reveries,
it's Hogswatch after all,
Oh, Peace for Rincewind tonight, Rincewind tonight,
Oh, peace for Rincewind tonight.
For just a few hours Rincewind,
forget what you have seen,
and crack a couple lousy jokes
with the Bursar and the Dean,
the most harmless people on this world,
and several others too,
are here at the fuculty party,
here in Unseen U,
Oh, peace for Rincewind tonight, Rincewind tonight,
Oh, peace for Rincewind tonight.
So help yourself to the punch,
get out from under your desk,
and celebrate the brand new year
with Ridcully and Esk,
for one shining golden instant,
forget what might be,
whether tomorow you are safe in bed,
or hiding in a tree,
Oh, peace for Rincewind tonight, Rincewind tonight,
Oh, peace for Rincewind tonight.
