I'VE ALWAYS LOVED PUPPIES
A/N: This is a cute little Seto/Joey fic! It could be a POSSIBLE lemon... It depends on what you guys want. This is a definite Lime for later chapters, though! This is gonna be a looong one! Please prepare yourself for the new fic, my first YGO fic, and my first yaoi fic... I'VE ALWAYS LOVED PUPPIES!
Da di-di-di-di-disclaimer: I do not own YGO... or JOEY! I wanna own Joey! Seto needsa be mine too! Well, I disclaimed... NOW ONTO THE FIC!
A little girl in a pretty lavender dress, about the age of six, strolled down a sidewalk accompanied by a eleven year old guardian. The both of the girls' clothing matched, and so did their hairstyle. The both wore purple ribbons keeping their pigtails tame and in place. The nearly identical children both held onto a dog-- the eldest holding onto a hyper golden retriever puppy, while the youngest held an obedient black labrador puppy.
Seto Kaiba, CEO of Kaiba Corp., was strolling on the sidewalk parallel to the one in which the two young ladies were walking. He smirked as he gazed over to the young ladies. Puppies... are just pitiful... Seto thought as he looked to the golden retriever. They're just pitiful... they're too cute to make it around by themselves; they need a pesky owner to look after them. They have no sense of independence. Their owners baby them and care for them. Puppies have only one thing going for them-- their cuteness. Hmph, that is just pitiful itself, anyway! Kaiba insulted the puppies mentally as he strode.
Joey walks along the same exact sidewalk Kaiba was on. Except for he was walking in the opposite direction. Joey was heading south, while Kaiba was heading north. As the two continued to stroll, they met in a collision. They both tumbled back in which the way they came from.
"Watch it, puppy," Kaiba threatened, taking complete notice that it was Joey by the split second they collided. Joey Wheeler...is just like a puppy... helpless. Can't hold his own. Mutt... he can't take care of himself. Kaiba gazed into Joey's eyes, and stared into them with his normal cold stare. He's cute... just like a puppy, too. He's still just a mutt in my eyes, though. Kaiba lifted himself to his feet, using his hand to dust off his trench coat.
"Tch, I'm no puppy," Joey claimed, making his way to two feet.
"You're not? Coulda fooled me. I mean, you're as helpless as a puppy, you're as hyper as a puppy, you're as rude as a puppy, you're hair resembles a golden retrievers fur, your eyes are just like those of a puppy's... brown, and full of glee and happiness. You're also as cute as a puppy, though do not take that as a compliment," the highly opinionated Seto claimed.
"I think I may, anyway," replied Joey, backing down from Kaiba's request of not taking the cuteness remark as a compliment.
"Oh yes, I have more traits to list that you share with a puppy. You're cocky... and you can't hold your own... and everybody else needs to take care of you," falsely claimed Seto.
"You wouldn't know me," guarded Joey.
"Fine, then let me know you. It wouldn't be surprising if I had found out that I was correct, and yet you were as wrong as you could be," coldly replied Kaiba.
"Kaiba, you would never know," Joey began, "How it's like to be me. Not like you care, because your money can always talk your way into and outta things, but I rely on less materialistic things to get by."
"Fine then, show me how it's like to live life as a puppy."
"No, but I could show you how to live life as a Joey Wheeler."
"Close enough."
Kaiba smirked evilly. "Let's see the worthless mutt beg," he murmured to himself.
"I heard that."
"Well, I do wanna see you beg. It'll be amusing... you'll be degrading yourself; much to my amusement. What a leisurely activity this'll be-- tagging along with Puppy Wheeler for some days to see how it's like being somebody's baby."
He's going a bit too far with this puppy thing. I dare him to make a rude remark like that again, and watch what happens. Well, it looks like Kaiba is going to be tagging along with me for the next few days. Great, snobby Kaiba boy up my ass all the day for a few days. This will be a living hell, I can guarantee this to the fullest, Joey thought.
END OF CHAPTER ONE
Hope you liked it! I wrote it late at night, so it wasn't the longest of them all, nor the best of them all. This chapter was just to plant the seed of a soon to be blossoming romance. For real, tomorrow and Sunday will be the mad updates because I'm already thinking of ideas for the next few chapters! REVIEW THIS, TOO! Post suggestions, and whatever! Everything is welcome! Flames will be used to heat those people in the North Pole who are poor and can't afford an igloo w/ a heater!
