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When they reached the Charms classroom Ron and Hermione were still sore at each other, and Professor Flitwick was standing on a floating board, trying to heighten himself. When he started talking, the board tipped and he fell off. Hermione rushed over to help him.
Hermione: "Professor, are you all right?"
Flitwick: "No. I fell off a board, what do you think?"
Hermione: "Hm" *walks back to her desk, whispers to Harry*et** "Rude. I think that fall damaged his brain. It was a long fall, for him."
Harry*et*: "Hermione! I never heard talk like that about a teacher!"
Hermione: "Well, he was quite rude."
Harry, Ron, and Hermione were sitting in the common room when Fred and George burst in. They too were victims of the current plague.
Fred: "Heya, Harriet"
Harriet: "Frederica?"
Fred: "The heck????"
Harriet: **coughing fit** "I mean, FRED, have you, er, looked at your HAIR in a while??"
Fred: "Whaaaaaa??"
Harriet: **coughing** "Well, you might want to..."
Ron: "Hey, GeorgETTE, what's Mum gonna think of your new hairstyle?"
George: "H-Hair? Hair? **pulls his long braid over his shoulder** MY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Hermione: *trying not to laugh, but smiling*
Fred: **Similar reaction**
Harriet: "Welcome to the club, guys. Krum, too."
Fred: "Victor Krum?"
Harriet: "Yup, he's, er, she's here too."
George: "He, she is?"
Hermione: *smiling* "Yup."
Fred: "Where?"
George: "Yea, where?"
Ron: "We don't think we'll tell you."
Fred, George: "Please."
Hermione: "Why do you want to know?"
George: "We've got to see Krum as a girl."
Hermione: "I don't know why you would. It makes no sense."
Ron: "Something just occurred to me."
Everyone (in their little group): "What?"
Ron: "Actually, several things. Hermione, you have a little crush on Victor right? But now he's a girl, so."
Hermione: *whacks him in the head with her wand and walks out of the room*
Ron: "OW! What did I do?!"
Harriet: "Hermione seems to be hitting you a lot lately. What else occurred to you?"
Ron: "Well, involving your love life, Harriet, almost the same problem."
Harriet: "What?"
Ron: "Cho."
Harriet: "Eww, we have a problem"
Ron: "You have a problem."
Fred*erica*: "What else?"
Ron: "Aaaaaahh!" *falls backward in chair*still lying face-up in chair* "Ow. I am NOT used to a female Fred."
Ron: *still lying on his back* "I seem to be the only male in this room. I think you three are going to have to sleep in the girls dormitory now."
Harriet: "Let me help you up, Ron." *leans over Ron and helps him up*
Ron: *stands a few moments an falls back next to the chair* thinks: 'I never noticed that Harry was so beautiful' (A/N: keke, that was fun)
Their next potions class was equally as strange as the first. Today Soratah kept looking anxiously out the door, and spilling potions ingredients. When she accidentally knocked over one of one of Harriet's and looked at her, Harriet saw an eerie combination of sympathy and anger on her face before they both knelt down to clean up the mess.
Soratah: "Go back to your work, I'll clean."
Harriet: *goes back to her work*
Hermione: "What was that, the look on her face. And she knew you, even though you're a girl now."
Harriet: "Maybe it's the scar."
Hermione "No, Not that. It looked as if she would know you even if you were an insect. She knows you, Harriet, no matter what." (A/N: okay, that was bad, but I had to make a point)
Harriet: "But how? How could someone I didn't even know existed know me so well?"
Hermione: "I don't know."
Ron: "This is creepy."
Harriet: "Yea, creepy, but true."
Ron: "What is she staring at? What's out in the hall?"
Harriet: "I think we should go find out, tonight"
They went back to the library. The female Victor Krum was slouching around looking worried.
Hermione: "Vicky, what's the matter?"
Victor*ia*: "Besides the fact that I'm a girl, Fleur is coming, too"
Harriet: *panicking* "Fleur, too? We're in no condition to be seen by Fleur!"
Hermione: *enjoys watching Harriet and Victor*ia* run around like chickens with their heads cut off*little twinkle in her eyes* "How's she going to know it's you?"
Harriet and Victor*ia*: *stop bewildered, start running like chickens with there heads cut off again* (A/N: don't ask, I was sugar high when I wrote this)
Three hours later, when Harriet had calmed down and Hermione had researched a bit, they went to the Gryffindor Tower to get Harriet's invisibility cloak. Ron waited in the common room while Harriet and Hermione went to the girl's dormitory to get the necessary items.
When they returned, they all sat by the fire to wait until the common room emptied. When it did, the set off towards the potions room. They found Soratah flipping through a book near the bookcase she had added to the room. The walked in silently and looked out into the hall. Just then, Dumbledore walked in. Soratah turned.
Soratah: "Oh, hello Professor."
Dumbledore (A/N: or is it?): *rushes up and flings his arms around Soratah*
Snape: *bursts in*says some sort of spell and Dumbledore flies across the room* *cheapie romantic music plays in the background*
Soratah: *rushes up and flings her arms around Snape's neck*dreamily* "Oh, Severus"
Snape: *thoroughly confused, walks out of room*
Soatah: "Don't leave me, my love!"
Snape: *walks faster* Harriet, Ron and Hermione: *mentally* _Oooookaay_
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I know, that was weird, and awful, review!
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When they reached the Charms classroom Ron and Hermione were still sore at each other, and Professor Flitwick was standing on a floating board, trying to heighten himself. When he started talking, the board tipped and he fell off. Hermione rushed over to help him.
Hermione: "Professor, are you all right?"
Flitwick: "No. I fell off a board, what do you think?"
Hermione: "Hm" *walks back to her desk, whispers to Harry*et** "Rude. I think that fall damaged his brain. It was a long fall, for him."
Harry*et*: "Hermione! I never heard talk like that about a teacher!"
Hermione: "Well, he was quite rude."
Harry, Ron, and Hermione were sitting in the common room when Fred and George burst in. They too were victims of the current plague.
Fred: "Heya, Harriet"
Harriet: "Frederica?"
Fred: "The heck????"
Harriet: **coughing fit** "I mean, FRED, have you, er, looked at your HAIR in a while??"
Fred: "Whaaaaaa??"
Harriet: **coughing** "Well, you might want to..."
Ron: "Hey, GeorgETTE, what's Mum gonna think of your new hairstyle?"
George: "H-Hair? Hair? **pulls his long braid over his shoulder** MY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Hermione: *trying not to laugh, but smiling*
Fred: **Similar reaction**
Harriet: "Welcome to the club, guys. Krum, too."
Fred: "Victor Krum?"
Harriet: "Yup, he's, er, she's here too."
George: "He, she is?"
Hermione: *smiling* "Yup."
Fred: "Where?"
George: "Yea, where?"
Ron: "We don't think we'll tell you."
Fred, George: "Please."
Hermione: "Why do you want to know?"
George: "We've got to see Krum as a girl."
Hermione: "I don't know why you would. It makes no sense."
Ron: "Something just occurred to me."
Everyone (in their little group): "What?"
Ron: "Actually, several things. Hermione, you have a little crush on Victor right? But now he's a girl, so."
Hermione: *whacks him in the head with her wand and walks out of the room*
Ron: "OW! What did I do?!"
Harriet: "Hermione seems to be hitting you a lot lately. What else occurred to you?"
Ron: "Well, involving your love life, Harriet, almost the same problem."
Harriet: "What?"
Ron: "Cho."
Harriet: "Eww, we have a problem"
Ron: "You have a problem."
Fred*erica*: "What else?"
Ron: "Aaaaaahh!" *falls backward in chair*still lying face-up in chair* "Ow. I am NOT used to a female Fred."
Ron: *still lying on his back* "I seem to be the only male in this room. I think you three are going to have to sleep in the girls dormitory now."
Harriet: "Let me help you up, Ron." *leans over Ron and helps him up*
Ron: *stands a few moments an falls back next to the chair* thinks: 'I never noticed that Harry was so beautiful' (A/N: keke, that was fun)
Their next potions class was equally as strange as the first. Today Soratah kept looking anxiously out the door, and spilling potions ingredients. When she accidentally knocked over one of one of Harriet's and looked at her, Harriet saw an eerie combination of sympathy and anger on her face before they both knelt down to clean up the mess.
Soratah: "Go back to your work, I'll clean."
Harriet: *goes back to her work*
Hermione: "What was that, the look on her face. And she knew you, even though you're a girl now."
Harriet: "Maybe it's the scar."
Hermione "No, Not that. It looked as if she would know you even if you were an insect. She knows you, Harriet, no matter what." (A/N: okay, that was bad, but I had to make a point)
Harriet: "But how? How could someone I didn't even know existed know me so well?"
Hermione: "I don't know."
Ron: "This is creepy."
Harriet: "Yea, creepy, but true."
Ron: "What is she staring at? What's out in the hall?"
Harriet: "I think we should go find out, tonight"
They went back to the library. The female Victor Krum was slouching around looking worried.
Hermione: "Vicky, what's the matter?"
Victor*ia*: "Besides the fact that I'm a girl, Fleur is coming, too"
Harriet: *panicking* "Fleur, too? We're in no condition to be seen by Fleur!"
Hermione: *enjoys watching Harriet and Victor*ia* run around like chickens with their heads cut off*little twinkle in her eyes* "How's she going to know it's you?"
Harriet and Victor*ia*: *stop bewildered, start running like chickens with there heads cut off again* (A/N: don't ask, I was sugar high when I wrote this)
Three hours later, when Harriet had calmed down and Hermione had researched a bit, they went to the Gryffindor Tower to get Harriet's invisibility cloak. Ron waited in the common room while Harriet and Hermione went to the girl's dormitory to get the necessary items.
When they returned, they all sat by the fire to wait until the common room emptied. When it did, the set off towards the potions room. They found Soratah flipping through a book near the bookcase she had added to the room. The walked in silently and looked out into the hall. Just then, Dumbledore walked in. Soratah turned.
Soratah: "Oh, hello Professor."
Dumbledore (A/N: or is it?): *rushes up and flings his arms around Soratah*
Snape: *bursts in*says some sort of spell and Dumbledore flies across the room* *cheapie romantic music plays in the background*
Soratah: *rushes up and flings her arms around Snape's neck*dreamily* "Oh, Severus"
Snape: *thoroughly confused, walks out of room*
Soatah: "Don't leave me, my love!"
Snape: *walks faster* Harriet, Ron and Hermione: *mentally* _Oooookaay_
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I know, that was weird, and awful, review!
