TOTALLY KYLE!
(this 1 is kinda gross..so don't read it if u cant handle it!)

Anouncer: And here's TOTALLY KYLE!

Kyle: TOTALLY!

Kyle: Hey dudes.like, one time, I was like really hot, so I like, sat inside. Then like, a few minutes later, a biiiiggg ice cream truck whizzed by. I was like sooo hot, so I went up to the truck. When I asked the driver 4 sum sudds, (my favourite ice cream flavor) he sorta like, looked funny, like he has just gone to the bathroom. so I like, asked what was wrong and he have be a ice cream cone. I ate it, and it like, tasted funny, but I was sooo hot I ate it anyway..after a while, it got yummy.

Anouncer: That was TOTALLY KYLE!

Kyle: TOTALLY!

PS didn't do that.lol.

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