NNG: Hi all sorry I didn't post earlier trying to keep my grades up as usual, and trying to get the new computer broken in^_^. So here's the next- Piccolo:(just finished reading chapter) WHY THE (censored) ARE DOING THIS TO ME!! NNG: because it's funny. k.i.s.s.m.: When people walk up to me and say "hey little buddy" and hit me over the head with their hat that's not funny that hurts! (Laughing heard) Stop laughing at me! NNG: Okkk ki.s.s.m. time to go back in your closet. k.i.s.s.m.: It's a secret lair! NNG: yeah what ever shoves in her "secret lair". Ok now on with the- Fizz***QT: hey what about me! NNG: Umm (shoves her into the "secret lair") Ok now on with the fic-.-. P.S I don't own DBZ.

Jolly Green Giant

While being chased around by a hug happy Yamcha Piccolo suddenly got an idea. "I'll fly out the window," he said while heading towards the balcony and jumping off realizing a little to late about the ki collar on him (a/n I forgot where I put it on him-.-).

"Ahhhh I forgot I can't fly!!!" he said while plummeting to the ground at 100miles per hour then finally smashing into and got knocked out (a/n yet again-.-). When he woke he in a studio still in a toga with cameras everywhere.

"It's about you got here and what's with the toga?"

" What do you mean, "It's about time I got here"?"

"Ugg forget it wardrobe!"

"Wardrobe? What-" Piccolo was stopped short as he was bombarded by make and costume people.

"There much better, lights, camera, and action," said the director as the people cleared away from Piccolo and the cameras rolled.

"What am I wearing?!," yelled Piccolo as looked down to see himself in a Jolly Green Giant costume.

"CUT, CUT, CUT, your wearing the costume you've been paid to wear" said the director.

"Paid?" questioned Piccolo

"Yes paid" said the director pulling out Piccolo's paycheck.

"Ha! There isn't enough money in the-" he stopped as he say all the zero's (a/n I know they don't get paid that much but work with me people-.-). " Ok I'll do just give me my script" he said while thinking of all the year's supply of water he could get with that money. So they got the commercial done and Piccolo got his paycheck (a/n corny I know but I couldn't think of anything else-.-).

"Well at least I have a paycheck now but what ever happened to my clothes?" he questioned out loud.

" I could give them to you for a price" said a mysterious voice from an alleyway.

"Huh?" said Piccolo said as turned to face the voice. ________________________________________________________________________

Ok that all you get today. Got to finish up my project so I don't fail-.-. Well you know what to do click the little review button and tell me what you think of it^_^! BTW I'm, now having a vote on what to do next.

Have the mysterious voice be another Z warrior. Just keep the person a mystery and make Piccolo go on a ridiculous quest. Have a frying pan hit him coming out of nowhere on him get knocked out again as usual. Your own suggetion.