NNG: Hello all I'm finally back^_^! Alex B (Bunny): Inuyasha Rules! *starts writing Inuyasha all over her hands* NNG: You again! I thought I told you to stay in your "secret lair"! *shoves her into a closet* Ok now that that's over we can- Rachael: Hey where is Alex! She took my inuyasha plushie! NNG: *sighs and points to closet then shoves her in too* Ok now maybe we can- Jennifer and Icee (Icee-chan): *both walk in at the same time* NNG: umm why are you two here? Jennifer: Well I just came to read the fic, but she wants to kill for locking her in a room with all those annoying people for a month. Icee: DIE!!! NNG: AHHHHH! *says while running* Well on with the fic hope you enjoy this chapter. YIPE! *yells while ax narrowly misses her* Icee: GET BACK HERE! Let me see your hat (dedicated to Jennifer k.)

"Hey buddy want your clothes back," said the mysterious voice and held up Piccolo's clothes.

"Of course I do but how did you get a hold of them?" he asked trying to grab his clothes from the stranger only to fall flat on his face and have the stranger jump on top of a building near by and laugh at him.

"You have to do something for me first though," the stranger said.

"What?" said Piccolo holding his face looking through his fingers at the stranger.

"Let me see your hat" he said plainly.

" You've got to be kidding me," he said while a sweat drop formed on the back of his head.

"I need your hat for my MUSICAL!" yelled the stranger throwing of his trench coat (a/n don't worry it's not Vegeta thank Kami! I still hate myself for that-.-.) revealing Chiaotzu.

".rightttttt" said Piccolo another sweat drop forming on his inching away from Chiaotzu.

" I see you won't make this easy," said Chiaotzu shaking his head.

"Chi-Chi!" he yelled at air.

" Why are you calling-" Piccolo's sentence being cut short by a frying pan to the head, causing him to be knocked out yet again (a/n sorry it's just a habit now to do this to him. "It's a frog's life" in the words of Dr. D of Zoids-.-).

"Ugg I feel I just got hit by a Kamehameha wave," said Piccolo holding his head. When he looked at himself in a mirror near by and just sighed. He was dressed in a white suit with a matching white hat with white shoes.

"Why do I even bother getting up," he said quietly to himself. He was in a huge theater off stage behind the curtain. People on stage were practicing a chorus line number.

"You call that a kick?! I've seen drunk monkeys do better, now do it again!" yelled Chiaotzu was currently dressed in a leotard and leg warmers (a/n not a pretty picture trust me-.-).

"Ahhh my star is finally awake," said Chiaotzu hugging Piccolo before he could stop him.

"And don't worry your turban is in glass container on stage," he said pointing to it.

"Ok I'm closing this play down!" boomed a loud voice from the entrance. Thousands of troops stormed in nearly filling the whole place up.

" Lieutenant Blueberry and Blackberry secure all exits!" said Commander Raspberry.

"Yes ma'am!" they said following her orders.

"General Cranberry secure the turban!" she yelled at the general.

"Yes ma'am!" she said quickly retrieving it from the stage.

"Cornell Strawberry secure the Namekian Piccolo!" she bellowed.

"Yes ma'am!" she answered enthusiastically tying him up and gagging him.

"Who are you people and what are doing here?" asked a none to happy Chiaotzu to the commander.

"We are soldiers in Dende's army!" she yelled putting a hand to her head as if ready to salute someone. She then side step to allow none other than Dende to walk through the doors dressed in camouflage wear and a small mustache on his lip.

"Hail Dende!" said the commander.

"Hail Dende!" yelled the rest of the army.

"Dende you little dement bas-" said piccolo though his sentence was cut off by Dende.

"Temper, temper Piccolo. Is that anyway to talk to your Brother?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" he laughed evilly.



*gasp* Dun dun dunnnnnnnnn! His brother could just be the rumblings of a mad man, or could it be the truth? Tune for the chapter of Poor Piccolo! So push the button and review review review ^_^!