A/n: Ok I sorta FORGOT a whole section and I think that's why people hate
me...But anyway. Here's the Revised Version.
Yusuke: _._ -Bored, annoyed and ill paid- Ok folks. The Narrator/Author is on vacation and is forcing me to do this. Normally I wouldn't force them to do such idiotic stunts but I'm in a foul mood. And they must cheer my mood up.
Hiei: I REFUSE to cheer your ass up! -Oh and BTW Hiei has a little red cloak on-
Yusuke: YEAH WELL I'M GONNA SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOURS IF YA DON'T DO WHAT I SAY! GOT IT BOI-TCH?
-Yusuke's yelling had created a wind that sent most of the stage set flying as well as the Actor-
Hiei: T.T (( Why do I live?)) -He flies right into the rafters and hangs himself up side down from the metal bars-
Yoko: OH MY GOD! WHY THE HELL AM I ALWAYS THE BAD CHARACTER? WHY CAN'T I BE THE SUGARPLUM FAIRY?
Yusuke: Ko-chan. There is NO sugar plum fairy in this play.
Yoko: -sniffle- W-y-why?
Yusuke: Erm..Ok Ko-chan tell ya what.. -Yusuke pulls Yoko off to the side and whispers something into his cute fluffy ears. Yoko's face brightened suddenly-
Yoko: -nod nod- I do I do!
Yusuke: -smile- Ok. Once upon a time there was a little village girl...er.boy..
Hiei: -a glare from above-
Yusuke: -nervous laugh- who was as sweet as sugar..-feels the glare deepen- and as good as bread. -His life flashes before his eyes-
Yoko: How can they judge bread? Bread is good but why use that similarity. Why not use..as kind as a kindly old woman sitting on the steps of saint Paul feeding the birds with the little bag of tuffin's she brought from the grumpy old man that sells them down the lane that the gingerbread man lives on?
Yusuke: -blink blink- Her mother loved her very much.
Keiko: HIEI GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW SO I CAN LOVE YOU VERY MUCH!
Hiei: Hn. BITE ME BITCH!
Yusuke: ((Botan I'm terrible sorry)) And her grandmother was even fonder of her..-glare- him.I mean him.
Botan: HI! -She's dressed like an old woman. But her blue hair shined from under the granny cap- OH! I love my granddaughter..son....thingy...it. I'll make him a cute little coat! WHEE! -She skips off the stage happily-
-Hiei walks on with a little red hooded cloak and Keiko following-
Keiko: Ok son. I want you to take this basket of car parts to your grandmother.
Hiei and Yusuke: O.o
Keiko: Oops I'm sorry! I meant THIS basket of goodies.
Yusuke: And so little red hiding hood left his house and walked through the woods to the cute cottage his grandmother lived in. On his way a white kitsune jumped from the bushes. This Yoko has a cape much like Hiei's on.
Yoko: Hey!
Hiei: Hn.
Yoko: T.T Fine. But where ya goin'?
Hiei: None of your business.
Yoko: -reads script- Your going to your granny's huh? -he licked his lips- Yummy! With a basket of goodies!
-Hiei held the basket close-
Hiei: BAD KITSUNE! YOU CAN'T HAVE EM'!
Yoko: BUT I'M HUNGRY AND YUSUKE-DARLING WON'T FEED ME!
Yusuke: Yusuke-darling? Where is he getting this stuff from? _._
Yoko: -cough- Does your granny live far off?
Hiei: -nod- Oh yes. In the middle of no where.
Botan: And boy am I bored!
Yusuke: DON'T CUT IN!
Botan: EEP!
Yoko: I say, Why do we make a race out of it? It would be jolly fun.
Hiei: ((-whisper- psh-Yusuke what the hell is this? 1846?))
Yusuke: ((-shrug- Just ignore him.))
Hiei: Ok fine. I'll bet you 20 bucks you get there before me. -sly look-
Yoko: -grin- And I bet you 20 that....I'M NOT THAT FUCKING STUPID!!
Hiei: O.O -runs away-
Yusuke: And so Yoko arrived at Granny's WAY before Little red riding hood. He knocked on the door.
Botan: DIE MUTHFUCKER!!!! -She kicks open the door and is dressed in a camouflage nightgown and is holding M-16's and other various guns. - Oh.it's a cute Kitsune...AWE!
Yoko: BOTAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING???
Botan: -smiles inncoently- Nothing. And..hey.aren't you oppose to be me in this play later? Yoko: -grits teeth- Yes..
Botan: Well why aren't you? Slacker...
Yoko: .. Well I would be if you hadn't opened the door. In this play I have to break in. I'm pose' to eat you!
Botan: Out? -smile-
Yoko: -blink blink- Ew, never mind. -He picks her up and shoves her in the hall closet. And locks it- There.
Yusuke: Um yeah. And so the Kitsune went to the dresser and picked out a dress. He took a cap a tucked his ears in it. He jumped on the bed and waited for his prey.
Hiei: -knock knock- YO OLD HAG! YOU HOME?
Yoko: -twitch- Yes my dear!
Yusuke: The Kitsune made his voice very girlie.
Hiei: -he walks into the bedroom- Yo granny what big eyes you have.
Yoko: All the better to see you with my dear.
Hiei: Yo granny what big ears you have.
Yoko: -blink-
Yusuke: One of the Kitsune's ears had come out from the cap.
Yoko: Better to here you with sweetie.
Hiei: O.o o.O Yo what big Teeth you have.
Yoko: ALL THE BETTER TO EAT YOUR SNACKS!
Hiei: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Yusuke: Yoko jumped from the bed and chased little red riding hood around the room. He dropped the basket and a cheesecake rolled out. Little red Riding hood room hit the floor and cried. Much to his displeasure..
Yoko: Yummmmmy! -he goes for the cheesecake-
Kuwabara: HEY! LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!! -he's dressed like a lumberjack and has a HUGE ax that lonely HE could possibly lift-
Yusuke: -sigh- Damn. The Lumberjack swung his ax. A few times.
Hiei: YOU IDIOT! YOU CUT THE CHEESECAKE!
Kuwabara: Uh.That wasn't the point?
Hiei: NO!
Yoko: But it's ok! Let's eat.
Yusuke: So The Kitsune, Little red riding hood, The lumber Jack and Me Ate some cheesecake.
Botan: -red glowing eyes- WHAT ABOUT ME??????? -she stands behind Yoko-
Yoko: OHHHHHHH. How'd you get out of the closet?
Botan: Y.O...K..O.....
-Yoko shoves a piece of cheesecake in her mouth-
Yoko: Good?
Botan: -heaven- mmmmmm..
Yusuke: I'm happy now. CHEESECAKE SOLVES EVERYTHING! 3 CHEERS FOR CHEESECAKE!
All: CHEERS! CHEERS! CHEERRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSS!
-Door burst open To reveal the Author-
Rc: Hey guys!
Yusuke: Suddenly I don't feel to well..
Hiei: same here...
Rc: -smiles-
Disclaimer: Don't own YYH. Sorry I forgot the first time.
Yusuke: _._ -Bored, annoyed and ill paid- Ok folks. The Narrator/Author is on vacation and is forcing me to do this. Normally I wouldn't force them to do such idiotic stunts but I'm in a foul mood. And they must cheer my mood up.
Hiei: I REFUSE to cheer your ass up! -Oh and BTW Hiei has a little red cloak on-
Yusuke: YEAH WELL I'M GONNA SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOURS IF YA DON'T DO WHAT I SAY! GOT IT BOI-TCH?
-Yusuke's yelling had created a wind that sent most of the stage set flying as well as the Actor-
Hiei: T.T (( Why do I live?)) -He flies right into the rafters and hangs himself up side down from the metal bars-
Yoko: OH MY GOD! WHY THE HELL AM I ALWAYS THE BAD CHARACTER? WHY CAN'T I BE THE SUGARPLUM FAIRY?
Yusuke: Ko-chan. There is NO sugar plum fairy in this play.
Yoko: -sniffle- W-y-why?
Yusuke: Erm..Ok Ko-chan tell ya what.. -Yusuke pulls Yoko off to the side and whispers something into his cute fluffy ears. Yoko's face brightened suddenly-
Yoko: -nod nod- I do I do!
Yusuke: -smile- Ok. Once upon a time there was a little village girl...er.boy..
Hiei: -a glare from above-
Yusuke: -nervous laugh- who was as sweet as sugar..-feels the glare deepen- and as good as bread. -His life flashes before his eyes-
Yoko: How can they judge bread? Bread is good but why use that similarity. Why not use..as kind as a kindly old woman sitting on the steps of saint Paul feeding the birds with the little bag of tuffin's she brought from the grumpy old man that sells them down the lane that the gingerbread man lives on?
Yusuke: -blink blink- Her mother loved her very much.
Keiko: HIEI GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW SO I CAN LOVE YOU VERY MUCH!
Hiei: Hn. BITE ME BITCH!
Yusuke: ((Botan I'm terrible sorry)) And her grandmother was even fonder of her..-glare- him.I mean him.
Botan: HI! -She's dressed like an old woman. But her blue hair shined from under the granny cap- OH! I love my granddaughter..son....thingy...it. I'll make him a cute little coat! WHEE! -She skips off the stage happily-
-Hiei walks on with a little red hooded cloak and Keiko following-
Keiko: Ok son. I want you to take this basket of car parts to your grandmother.
Hiei and Yusuke: O.o
Keiko: Oops I'm sorry! I meant THIS basket of goodies.
Yusuke: And so little red hiding hood left his house and walked through the woods to the cute cottage his grandmother lived in. On his way a white kitsune jumped from the bushes. This Yoko has a cape much like Hiei's on.
Yoko: Hey!
Hiei: Hn.
Yoko: T.T Fine. But where ya goin'?
Hiei: None of your business.
Yoko: -reads script- Your going to your granny's huh? -he licked his lips- Yummy! With a basket of goodies!
-Hiei held the basket close-
Hiei: BAD KITSUNE! YOU CAN'T HAVE EM'!
Yoko: BUT I'M HUNGRY AND YUSUKE-DARLING WON'T FEED ME!
Yusuke: Yusuke-darling? Where is he getting this stuff from? _._
Yoko: -cough- Does your granny live far off?
Hiei: -nod- Oh yes. In the middle of no where.
Botan: And boy am I bored!
Yusuke: DON'T CUT IN!
Botan: EEP!
Yoko: I say, Why do we make a race out of it? It would be jolly fun.
Hiei: ((-whisper- psh-Yusuke what the hell is this? 1846?))
Yusuke: ((-shrug- Just ignore him.))
Hiei: Ok fine. I'll bet you 20 bucks you get there before me. -sly look-
Yoko: -grin- And I bet you 20 that....I'M NOT THAT FUCKING STUPID!!
Hiei: O.O -runs away-
Yusuke: And so Yoko arrived at Granny's WAY before Little red riding hood. He knocked on the door.
Botan: DIE MUTHFUCKER!!!! -She kicks open the door and is dressed in a camouflage nightgown and is holding M-16's and other various guns. - Oh.it's a cute Kitsune...AWE!
Yoko: BOTAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING???
Botan: -smiles inncoently- Nothing. And..hey.aren't you oppose to be me in this play later? Yoko: -grits teeth- Yes..
Botan: Well why aren't you? Slacker...
Yoko: .. Well I would be if you hadn't opened the door. In this play I have to break in. I'm pose' to eat you!
Botan: Out? -smile-
Yoko: -blink blink- Ew, never mind. -He picks her up and shoves her in the hall closet. And locks it- There.
Yusuke: Um yeah. And so the Kitsune went to the dresser and picked out a dress. He took a cap a tucked his ears in it. He jumped on the bed and waited for his prey.
Hiei: -knock knock- YO OLD HAG! YOU HOME?
Yoko: -twitch- Yes my dear!
Yusuke: The Kitsune made his voice very girlie.
Hiei: -he walks into the bedroom- Yo granny what big eyes you have.
Yoko: All the better to see you with my dear.
Hiei: Yo granny what big ears you have.
Yoko: -blink-
Yusuke: One of the Kitsune's ears had come out from the cap.
Yoko: Better to here you with sweetie.
Hiei: O.o o.O Yo what big Teeth you have.
Yoko: ALL THE BETTER TO EAT YOUR SNACKS!
Hiei: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Yusuke: Yoko jumped from the bed and chased little red riding hood around the room. He dropped the basket and a cheesecake rolled out. Little red Riding hood room hit the floor and cried. Much to his displeasure..
Yoko: Yummmmmy! -he goes for the cheesecake-
Kuwabara: HEY! LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!! -he's dressed like a lumberjack and has a HUGE ax that lonely HE could possibly lift-
Yusuke: -sigh- Damn. The Lumberjack swung his ax. A few times.
Hiei: YOU IDIOT! YOU CUT THE CHEESECAKE!
Kuwabara: Uh.That wasn't the point?
Hiei: NO!
Yoko: But it's ok! Let's eat.
Yusuke: So The Kitsune, Little red riding hood, The lumber Jack and Me Ate some cheesecake.
Botan: -red glowing eyes- WHAT ABOUT ME??????? -she stands behind Yoko-
Yoko: OHHHHHHH. How'd you get out of the closet?
Botan: Y.O...K..O.....
-Yoko shoves a piece of cheesecake in her mouth-
Yoko: Good?
Botan: -heaven- mmmmmm..
Yusuke: I'm happy now. CHEESECAKE SOLVES EVERYTHING! 3 CHEERS FOR CHEESECAKE!
All: CHEERS! CHEERS! CHEERRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSS!
-Door burst open To reveal the Author-
Rc: Hey guys!
Yusuke: Suddenly I don't feel to well..
Hiei: same here...
Rc: -smiles-
Disclaimer: Don't own YYH. Sorry I forgot the first time.
