Tropical Island Resort Bash (Chapter 7)

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*It's 6:00am the next morning. Kaiba is sound asleep in his bed. the phone rings. The half-awake, grogy duelist reaches for the phone. *

Kaiba: *yawns*
Hello?

Phone Person: Hi, this is your wake-up call...

Kaiba: Wait, I didn't reserve a wake up call!!!!

Phone Person: Yes you did! This is Joey Wheeler, Isn't It?

Kaiba: No!

Phone Person: But this is room 203?

Kaiba: Yes!

Phone Person: Well, a Joey Wheeler had ordered a wake-up call for room 203! I don't know what's going on, but wake up!!!!

*Phone person hangs up. Kaiba is silent for a while. Kaiba runs outside.*

Kaiba: *real loud*: WWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

*In his cabin, Joey is on the floor laughing up a storm*

Joey: Works every time!
*Later that day, Kaiba is at the beach, sleeping and sunbathing. Joey tiptoes over to him. He snaps his fingers in front of Kaiba's face.*

Joey: Heh, sleeping like a rock. Now for step two of my master plan!

*Joey takes a pail and shovel and begins working. Meanwhile, at the pool, Mai & Tea are sunbathing poolside. A young blonde girl in a blue bikini, witn sunglasses and strawhat comes up to the two.*

Girl: Hi! You mind if I lay here?

Tea: Sure

Mai: Go ahead

Girl: Thanks

*The girl sets up a towel next to Mai and lies on it*

Girl: Anyway, the names Laura, but my nickname's Egyptian Goddess

Tea: Nice to meet you EG. Do you like duel monsters

EG: *while applying suntan lotion* Oh sure, I'm crazy for them. My favorite has to be Harpy Lady

Mai: *jolts up from her napping position*: You like Harpy Lady

EG: Not as much as the Harpy Sisters

*Mai and EG soon click, and begin chatting up a storm. Tea sighs and faces the other way*

Tea: *under her breath*
GREAT! More Blonde, air-headed Harpy-lovers. Just what I need!!!

*She drifts of to sleep. Back at the beach, a crowd of guests are laughing and giggling at some hilarious specticle. This wakes Kaiba up from his nap. Kaiba is curious at what the hubub is about. He then notices that he has been covered in sand from chin to toe. It had been sculpted into a body of a mermaid, making Kaiba look ridiculous*

Kaiba:
What the....

Link: Hey everybody, If it isn't the Little Mermaid

Raye: This is so hilarious

Spongebob: Hey! It's mermaid man!!!!!

Kaiba: HHEEYY! Who did this, I demand to know

*Joey walks up with shovel and pail in hand*

Joey: Well, well, well! If it isn't the duel monster's champion, all in his...er...or should i say, her glory

Kaiba: WHEELER! When I get my hands on your, you'd wish you'd never picked up a shovel and pail

Joey: Hold that thought for a moment

*He takes out a camera and takes a photo*

Joey: Now 'dis moment will definetly last a lifetime

*Kaiba growls and foams at the mouth. Back at the pool; Tea, Mai, and Eygyptian Goddess are now fast asleep. Tristan comes over*

Tristan: My my! A bunch of bathing beauties sweltering in the hot sun. It would take a major disaster to ruin a moment like this

*He gives a little evil laugh. He then runs over to a nearby ice machine. He takes the top off it, and then he takes a super soaker, and fills it up with the ice-cold water inside. He then runs back to where the girls are napping.

Tristan:
Ready, aim, *real loud* FIYAH!!!

*Tristan squirts the water on the girls. The shock sends the three flying into the air. The shrieks that emit from them are loud enough to break glass. When Tristan stops, he begin to laugh louder than a hyena. He's to busy to notice the angry looks on the girls faces. The three march over to Tristan and pick him up. Tristan trys to struggle, but It dosen't help. The girls take him and throw him into the pool. At the beach, another prankster is getting his just desserts. Joey head is stuffed into the sand, making him look like an ostrich. If that wasn't bad enough, there was a 'Kick me' sign glued to his behind. Joey vilontley tries to pull his head out, but fails*

Joey: *voice muffled*
Help, get me outta here. Kaiba? I'm sorry! Kaiba, Really, Get me outta here! Please? Anybody? Por Favor? Please help!!!

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I hope you liked chap 7. One final note: From this moment, I will not be accepting anymore subbmissions. Please, no more replys for parts in this fic. I'm already over my head with the many subs. Many of you will probaly not have huge parts in this fic as others! But still, be assured, those that have entered will be included. And, as always, please JUST Review!!!