Tropical Island Resort Bash (Chapter 9)
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Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-gi-oh, Tenchi, Sailor Moon, Harry Potter, Legend Of Zelda, or Spongebob Squarepants. The only thing I own is me, myself, and I. Oh! And ZIR too!!!!
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*It's sometime around noon the next day. Tristan is walking along the beach*
Tristan: Is it just me, or am I having a terrible time with the ladies latley?
*Tristan is then struck over the head with something. He falls into the sand face first. He gently picks himself up*
Tristan: Heu you!!!! Watch....uh....It?!?!
*Tristan than discovers that it was a blonde girl in a blue and teal bikini. She was setting up her beach umbrella. Supposidly, she was having a hard time setting it up and accidently hit Tristan with it*
Girl: Ooh...like, uh, sorry. Did I, like, hit you, or some junk? I am so tottally sorry. It's just, like, this umbella of mine. I can't, like, get it in, or some junk!
Tristan: Well here! Let me help!
*Tristan takes the umbrella and drives the end into the ground with no problem*
Girl: Oh wow! Like, thanks, or some junk. You are such a total gentleman. By the way, like, my name's Kawaii Superstar!
Tristan: Your names "Cute Star"?
Kawaii: No, not really. It's just, like, my nickname. By the way, like, what's yours?
Tristan: Oh, my names....uhhh....I forget!!!! (Okay, he didn't forget! But you know how boys are around girls)
Kawaii: Oh, like, that's okay, or some junk. I'm sure you'll remember. You are, like, so like my ex-boyfriend. Only, he wasn't as tall, OR AS NICE!!!
Tristan: Really?
Kawaii: Of course, like, fer sure!!!
*Meanwhile, on another part of the beach*
Link: Man! There's nothing like being on the beach. Out here, it's nothing but man against nat...
*A big wave comes by and splashes him*
Link: ...ture!!!
*Back with Tristan and KSS...*
Kawaii: And so, like, he's so all "yeah?", and i'm, like, "cha, yeah!!!", and he's, like, "yeah?", and I'm like "CHA, YEAH!!!", and he's...
*Tristan is reluntatly keeping a smile on his face while KSS is yapping on about her ex. Meanwhile, at another location of the beach...*
Spongebob: Boy, Patrick! There's nothing on this Earth more better than shell hunting
Patrick: I thought Jellyfishing was the "nothing on this earth better" better?
Spongebob: Yeah, but that's underwater. Overwater nothing's better than shell hunting. Ohh.....*pick up a shell* here's a sand dollar. And, oh, *picks up another shell* here's a wentletrap. Hey look *picks up another* a Venus Comb!!!!
*Mina stomps in onto the scene and snatches the shell
Mina: HEY, THAT'S MINE!!!!!!!!! (A/N: humorous, taint it?)
Patrick: Hey Spongebob! I can hear the ocean with this conch shell!!!!
Spongebob: Is that because of the shell, or the fact your standing next to the ocean?
*Back with Tristan and KSS...
Kawaii:...And I'm, like, "Cha, yeah right" and she's like, "Yeah!" and i'm, like, "Fer sure!", and she's, like, "sure", And i'm, like, "whatever", and she's, like, "WHATEVER", and I'm, like.....
*Tristan is getting really bored, realy fast. While KSS isn't looking, he quickly blows-up a fake ballon figure of himself and sets it next to her. He runs away, FAST!!!. Later that day, at the pool, Zelda is tanning poolside. Link comes running up to her, with a flyer in hand*
Link: Hey Zel! Lookie here!
*Zelda takes the pamphlet and read it. Here's what it reads:
Chicken Fight Competition
Today At 2pm sharp
Winning couple gets a romantic lobster dinner at the most romantic part of the Island!
Zelda: Wow! you think we should enter?
Link: *sarcaticlly* No, I just thought you'd like to read something
*Zelda just giggles before he plants one on him (kiss, I mean). Later at the pool, a whole crowd has gathered. The couples that were about to compete were: Joey & Mai, Tea & Kaiba, Yugi & Lizzie, Serena & Darien, Harry & Hermione, Link and Zelda, and Tenchi &...uh.....
Ayeka: Ryoko, I just wanted to apologize for the way I've been acting. And that you can have Tenchi
Ryoko: *stunned* Wow princess, You sure are cheery and graitful now. Thanks
Ayeka: One more thing...
*Ayeka mumbles something. Ryoko leans in closer to hear when...BAM! SLAM! WACK! Ayeka pulls all here moves on her. Ryoko is now unconcious.*
Ayeka: You can kiss my sweet butt, Space Pirate. Me and Tenchi are getting that dinner
*Runs away cackling. She grabs a hold of Tenchi and drags him to the pool. Just then, Me and ZIR come up with megaphone in hand. ZIR grabs it from me!
ZIR: HEY HEY HEY! LET"S GET READY TO RUMBA!!!!!
*ZIR does this stupid dance. Everyone sweatdrops! I kindly push the SIR unit offstage and retruve my phone back*
Semaj_87: Hey everybody. Welcome to the Pool Chicken contest. You probally all know the rules. Everyone gets into the pool, the girls sit on their guy's sholders, and they try to knock the other girl off. The couple reamin standing wins the Romanic Dinner. Okay, let's get ready 'yall
*The contestnats get into the pool. All the girls get on their man's sholders (except Lizzie, who due to Yugi's size, has to have him sit on her's). Everyone ready's themselves. I pull out a blowhorn*
Semaj_87: On your marks, get set....
*I push the trigger, setting off the blowhorn. Everyone lurks around, trying to find a victim. Tenchi walks up to Darien. Amazingly, Ayeka just has to push Serena slightly to knock her over, Serena's ditzy, clumsy nature just takes over from there. She falls over, dragging poor Darien to the bottom with her.
Semaj_87: Couple #3 are out!!!
*Joey steps up to Harry. Mai get's ready to fight Hermione*
Mai: Okay you little pipsqueak! Your going down!!!
Hermione: *angrily* WHAT?
*Hermoine pulls her wand out (don't ask me where!!!) and says that magic word, I forget what it is, but I'ts the one that paralyzes the person it's said to. This is sucessful, as Mai goes stiff as a rock and falls over. I blow my blowhorm*
Semaj_87: Penalty! Couple #5 is out with Couple #2!
Harry: Hermione!!!!
Hermione: She called me a pipsqueak!!!!!
*Lizzie runs over to Link*
Yugi: You better watch out!
Zelda: No, you!
*Zelda uses Din's Fire on Yugi. Yugi's hair catches on fire, causing him to scream his lungs out! This also sends him falling into the pool (don't worry Yugi fans, there's basiclly no damage taken from the fire to his hair. I have to blow my blowhorn again.*
Semaj_87: PENALTY! Couple #6 is out with Couple #4
*It all come down to Tea & Seto, and Ayeka and Tenchi! The two couples stare each other down and....*
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DUH DUH DUH! Another cliffhanhger folks. To see who wins, you have to catch chappy 10. Meanwhile, I apologize to anyone I made look bad in this fic. And those who signed up to be in this fic, and aren't, I'll try to squezze you in somehow. In the meantime REVIEW people REVIEW. Come on!!!! It's been awhile, why isn't anyone reviewing anymore. Sure, I'm not taking submissions for parts in theis fic, but I'm still wanting with the reviews and that stuff. So, Please oh please Review! REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW *gasps for breath* REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW *gasps for breath* REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW, and finally REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks!!!!!!!
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Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-gi-oh, Tenchi, Sailor Moon, Harry Potter, Legend Of Zelda, or Spongebob Squarepants. The only thing I own is me, myself, and I. Oh! And ZIR too!!!!
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*It's sometime around noon the next day. Tristan is walking along the beach*
Tristan: Is it just me, or am I having a terrible time with the ladies latley?
*Tristan is then struck over the head with something. He falls into the sand face first. He gently picks himself up*
Tristan: Heu you!!!! Watch....uh....It?!?!
*Tristan than discovers that it was a blonde girl in a blue and teal bikini. She was setting up her beach umbrella. Supposidly, she was having a hard time setting it up and accidently hit Tristan with it*
Girl: Ooh...like, uh, sorry. Did I, like, hit you, or some junk? I am so tottally sorry. It's just, like, this umbella of mine. I can't, like, get it in, or some junk!
Tristan: Well here! Let me help!
*Tristan takes the umbrella and drives the end into the ground with no problem*
Girl: Oh wow! Like, thanks, or some junk. You are such a total gentleman. By the way, like, my name's Kawaii Superstar!
Tristan: Your names "Cute Star"?
Kawaii: No, not really. It's just, like, my nickname. By the way, like, what's yours?
Tristan: Oh, my names....uhhh....I forget!!!! (Okay, he didn't forget! But you know how boys are around girls)
Kawaii: Oh, like, that's okay, or some junk. I'm sure you'll remember. You are, like, so like my ex-boyfriend. Only, he wasn't as tall, OR AS NICE!!!
Tristan: Really?
Kawaii: Of course, like, fer sure!!!
*Meanwhile, on another part of the beach*
Link: Man! There's nothing like being on the beach. Out here, it's nothing but man against nat...
*A big wave comes by and splashes him*
Link: ...ture!!!
*Back with Tristan and KSS...*
Kawaii: And so, like, he's so all "yeah?", and i'm, like, "cha, yeah!!!", and he's, like, "yeah?", and I'm like "CHA, YEAH!!!", and he's...
*Tristan is reluntatly keeping a smile on his face while KSS is yapping on about her ex. Meanwhile, at another location of the beach...*
Spongebob: Boy, Patrick! There's nothing on this Earth more better than shell hunting
Patrick: I thought Jellyfishing was the "nothing on this earth better" better?
Spongebob: Yeah, but that's underwater. Overwater nothing's better than shell hunting. Ohh.....*pick up a shell* here's a sand dollar. And, oh, *picks up another shell* here's a wentletrap. Hey look *picks up another* a Venus Comb!!!!
*Mina stomps in onto the scene and snatches the shell
Mina: HEY, THAT'S MINE!!!!!!!!! (A/N: humorous, taint it?)
Patrick: Hey Spongebob! I can hear the ocean with this conch shell!!!!
Spongebob: Is that because of the shell, or the fact your standing next to the ocean?
*Back with Tristan and KSS...
Kawaii:...And I'm, like, "Cha, yeah right" and she's like, "Yeah!" and i'm, like, "Fer sure!", and she's, like, "sure", And i'm, like, "whatever", and she's, like, "WHATEVER", and I'm, like.....
*Tristan is getting really bored, realy fast. While KSS isn't looking, he quickly blows-up a fake ballon figure of himself and sets it next to her. He runs away, FAST!!!. Later that day, at the pool, Zelda is tanning poolside. Link comes running up to her, with a flyer in hand*
Link: Hey Zel! Lookie here!
*Zelda takes the pamphlet and read it. Here's what it reads:
Chicken Fight Competition
Today At 2pm sharp
Winning couple gets a romantic lobster dinner at the most romantic part of the Island!
Zelda: Wow! you think we should enter?
Link: *sarcaticlly* No, I just thought you'd like to read something
*Zelda just giggles before he plants one on him (kiss, I mean). Later at the pool, a whole crowd has gathered. The couples that were about to compete were: Joey & Mai, Tea & Kaiba, Yugi & Lizzie, Serena & Darien, Harry & Hermione, Link and Zelda, and Tenchi &...uh.....
Ayeka: Ryoko, I just wanted to apologize for the way I've been acting. And that you can have Tenchi
Ryoko: *stunned* Wow princess, You sure are cheery and graitful now. Thanks
Ayeka: One more thing...
*Ayeka mumbles something. Ryoko leans in closer to hear when...BAM! SLAM! WACK! Ayeka pulls all here moves on her. Ryoko is now unconcious.*
Ayeka: You can kiss my sweet butt, Space Pirate. Me and Tenchi are getting that dinner
*Runs away cackling. She grabs a hold of Tenchi and drags him to the pool. Just then, Me and ZIR come up with megaphone in hand. ZIR grabs it from me!
ZIR: HEY HEY HEY! LET"S GET READY TO RUMBA!!!!!
*ZIR does this stupid dance. Everyone sweatdrops! I kindly push the SIR unit offstage and retruve my phone back*
Semaj_87: Hey everybody. Welcome to the Pool Chicken contest. You probally all know the rules. Everyone gets into the pool, the girls sit on their guy's sholders, and they try to knock the other girl off. The couple reamin standing wins the Romanic Dinner. Okay, let's get ready 'yall
*The contestnats get into the pool. All the girls get on their man's sholders (except Lizzie, who due to Yugi's size, has to have him sit on her's). Everyone ready's themselves. I pull out a blowhorn*
Semaj_87: On your marks, get set....
*I push the trigger, setting off the blowhorn. Everyone lurks around, trying to find a victim. Tenchi walks up to Darien. Amazingly, Ayeka just has to push Serena slightly to knock her over, Serena's ditzy, clumsy nature just takes over from there. She falls over, dragging poor Darien to the bottom with her.
Semaj_87: Couple #3 are out!!!
*Joey steps up to Harry. Mai get's ready to fight Hermione*
Mai: Okay you little pipsqueak! Your going down!!!
Hermione: *angrily* WHAT?
*Hermoine pulls her wand out (don't ask me where!!!) and says that magic word, I forget what it is, but I'ts the one that paralyzes the person it's said to. This is sucessful, as Mai goes stiff as a rock and falls over. I blow my blowhorm*
Semaj_87: Penalty! Couple #5 is out with Couple #2!
Harry: Hermione!!!!
Hermione: She called me a pipsqueak!!!!!
*Lizzie runs over to Link*
Yugi: You better watch out!
Zelda: No, you!
*Zelda uses Din's Fire on Yugi. Yugi's hair catches on fire, causing him to scream his lungs out! This also sends him falling into the pool (don't worry Yugi fans, there's basiclly no damage taken from the fire to his hair. I have to blow my blowhorn again.*
Semaj_87: PENALTY! Couple #6 is out with Couple #4
*It all come down to Tea & Seto, and Ayeka and Tenchi! The two couples stare each other down and....*
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DUH DUH DUH! Another cliffhanhger folks. To see who wins, you have to catch chappy 10. Meanwhile, I apologize to anyone I made look bad in this fic. And those who signed up to be in this fic, and aren't, I'll try to squezze you in somehow. In the meantime REVIEW people REVIEW. Come on!!!! It's been awhile, why isn't anyone reviewing anymore. Sure, I'm not taking submissions for parts in theis fic, but I'm still wanting with the reviews and that stuff. So, Please oh please Review! REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW *gasps for breath* REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW *gasps for breath* REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW, and finally REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks!!!!!!!
