Tropical Island Resort Bash (Chapter 11)
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Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-gi-oh, Tenchi, Sailor Moon, Harry Potter, Legend Of Zelda, or Spongebob Squarepants. The only thing I own is me, myself, and I. Oh! And ZIR too!!!!
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*It's noontime of the next day. Ryoko and Ayeka are at the beach, sunbathing. Tenchi then walks onto the beach by. He trys to sneak by the girls, but it's useless. Ryoko senses he's there and teleports over to him*
Ryoko: *in sweet, innocent tone* Oh Tenchi-chan! *holds arms around his neck and holds up bottle of sunblock* Be a dear and rub some suntan lotion on my back
*Ayeka overhears convesation and rampages over to the two*
Ayeka: What in the name of Jurai are you talking 'bout space demon? *Grabs Tenchi from Ryoko* If Tenchi's going to rub suntan lotion on anyones back it's mine. Isn't that right Tenchi?
Tenchi: *pleading* Please don't get me involved
Ryoko: Your crazy Princess-Pain-In-The-Butt! Tenchi's going to rub lotion *Grabs Tenchi from Ayeka* on my back
Ayeka: The hell he is! *grabs Tenchi from Ryoko* It's my back that need The lotion and HIS TLC. What with my delicate, fair, princess skin and all
*Ryoko and Ayeka begin to play The Dozens while Tug-of-warring with poor Tenchi. The two are so busy arguing with each other, they fail to notice Tenchi fall out of their grip and race away*
Tenchi: I just wanted a nice quiet day at the beach! Is that too much to ask?
*The two continue to argue until they grow tired and fall flat asleep into their lounge chairs. Their so fast asleep for so long, that their backs begin to burn bright red with sunburn. The two then wake up.*
Ayeka: Ay-ya! My back feels as hot as a scolding iron
Ryoko: Yeah! My backs as red as a lobster
*Mihoshi walks by and comes over to the two*
Mihoshi: Hey you two. Nice day, ain't it?
*She pats the two on the back (she's to dim to notice their sunburnt). The two twinge and scream with high pitch, It's loud enough to break glass. Later, at the First Aid Station....*
Nurse: Well, You two seem to have a major case of sunburn
Ryoko: *sarcasticlly* Oh wow, I wouldn't have guessed
Nurse: Not to worry, It should clear out in at least a week. Until then *grabs bottle of Aloe Vera Gel* I strongly advise you two to apply some of this gel to your backs, rest, and try staying indoorsmost of the time. The sunlight can irritate the burns, even the moonlight can irritate it too
Ayeka: Are you saying we have to stay inside for the rest of the vacation
Nurse: Not neccesarily! It will help however. It's just that the sunlight will make it worse and make it hurt more, that's all!
*The two step out of the office with bottles in hand. Mihoshi is waiting for them in the waiting room
Mihoshi: Are you two going to be alright?
Ryoko: If you consider a ruined vacation alright...
Mihoshi: Great
*She pats the two on the back, again. And, once again, the two screech loud enough to be heard in high heaven. Meanwhile, on another part of the Island, Joey, Tea, Mai, Kaiba, Link & Zelda have just entered the gym/spa lobby*
Tea: Sure you boys don't want to come to the spa with us?
Joey: Are you kidding? We're men!
Link: And men don't get all pampered and frilly and all that other junk
Joey: Yeah! Men are suppose to workout until we get pumped up, sweaty, and stinky
*Joey & Link strike poses*
Joey & Link: All the better for our manly figures
*Mai and Zelda simply poke the stomachs of their respectible boyfriend causing them to exhale quickly*
Zelda: *sarcasticlly* Right! Manly figures
Tea: I get the sweaty & stinky part...
Mai: But pumped up? Puh-lease!!!
*Joey and Link faces go red as the three girls laugh it up. The two just stomp off to the gym's dressing area. Kaiba reluntantly follows. The three girls head on over to the spa dressing area. They're greeted by a perky young spa manager.*
Girl: Hi there! Like, my name is Chosen one, and, like, I'm going to be your personal VOLUNTEER spa assistant
*Chosen One grabs three pairs of robes, handing them to the three*
C.O.: Now then! Once you change into these, we'll get started on your treatments
*Meanwhile, At the gym changing area, The boys have just changed into their gym clothes. They're waiting paitently for their gym instructors to arrive. Just then, four bulky, muscle-bound, Arnold Swarzenegger-like men march into the room and stnd before the three. The first one blows his whistle real loudly*
Instructor #1: *Has Arnold Swarzenegger accent* Alright you puny, little weaklings, litsen up! We are your personal gym instructors for today. Let me introduce ourselves. I am Dr. P
Instructor #2: I am Dr. A
Instructor #2: I am Dr. I
Instructor #2: And I am Dr. N
Dr. P: We are...
*All clap hands together*
All Together: The P.A.I.N. Quadruplets! And we are going to pump *All clap* you up! WITH PAIN!!!!
Joey: *gulps* Well....uh...nice knowing you four
*Joey, Kaiba, and Link race over to the door. Mr. A grabs the three of them in his one bare hand*
Dr. A: Where do you think you three are taking your sorry behinds to?
Link: We were just going to the spa to join our girlfriends. And get, uh, pampered...
Joey: And Frilly...
Kaiba: And all that other stuff
*Dr A grips them tightly that their eyes bulge out (all with his one bare hand, You see how stong the four Dr.'s are now???)*
Dr. A: But I just said that...
All four Dr.'s: WE WERE GOING TO PUMP *All clap* YOU UP! WITH PAIN!!!!
Dr. A: And we intend to do so
*The four Dr.'s laugh. Meanwhile, at the spa, A spa worker is massaging Tea on the massage table*
Tea: Up...Up...Up...Okay down a little more....Oh yeah...That's the spot that was troubling me...Oh Yes...Yes...YES!!!!!
*At the Gym, Dr. P is assisting Kaiba with the Treadmill*
Kaiba: This shouldn't be too bad! I go for a jog around the block every morning
Dr. P: Talk is cheap being!!! Lets see how well you do at this speed
*He turns it up to a high speed. Kaiba just runs with no hesitation*
Kaiba: This isn't too hard! I can on like this for hours!!!
Dr. P: Fine then! Lets seeing what you do at this level being
*He turns it up all the way. He then takes a marker, marks an extra space, and turns it up to that. Kaiba franticlly races along. He then ends up like George Jetson at the end of every Jetson episode. You have to know what I mean by that!!!!*
Kaiba: TEA! STOP THIS CRAZY THING!!!!!!!!
Dr P: As you saying!
*He turns the off switch. This sends Kaiba flying like a stone from a slingshot, and smacks him into the distant wall. Back at the Spa, Chosen one has finished the final touches with Mai's seaweed wrap*
C.O.: Now then, just relax as the seaweed cleanses away those toxins, and I'll be back in a few
*C.O. places two Cucumber slices on Mai's closed eyelids and then walks off. At the Gym, Dr. A assists Joey with the weight machine*
Dr. A: We are now ready for the weights. Let's see you weakly, noodle self lift these babies
*He presses a button on the weight machine. Joey begins working out no problem*
Joey: This is way too easy. Is this the best you can do?
Dr. A: Alright you weissenhimer! You asked for it
*He then moves a lever from a reading of "10 pounds", all the way to the "1000 pounds" reading. The unequalnes of the weights to Joey's body weight sends joey flying into the air and crashing into the ceiling, and back down to earth in a majorly painful landing*
Joey: *In great pain* Well, Like they say! No pain, No...
*Joey faints. Meanwhile, at the spa, Chosen one is busy with Zelda's accupunture*
Zelda: You weren't kidding when you said I wouldn't feel a thing! You're already halfway done, and It's like you barely even started
*At the gym, Link has joined Dr. I in the boxing ring*
Link: I must warn you, I've defeated dragons, giants, moblins, and really, really bad guys. So, I'm going to go easy on you
Dr. I: Whatever
*The two start as Link dodges the place like crazy. He goes in for the kill when Dr. I puches him right in the kisser. Link just laughs*
Link: Is that the best you got?
*Dr. I punches him again*
Link: *drowesy* Is that the best you got?
*Dr. I punches him again*
Link: *grogy* Is that the...
*Dr. I punches him again*
Link: *baddly* best you...
*Dr I punches him again, Link faints. At the Spa, The three girls are lead into the sauna*
C.O.:Right this way ladies
*At the gym, Dr. N takes the three boys by the necks and throws them into the sauna, and locks the door*
Dr. N: Now just to turn the heat up a bit
*Dr. N turns the knob from WARM to HOT to VERY HOT to L.A. HOT And finally to HADES HOT. The Thermometer rises all the way until it reaches the point of explosion. Just a few seconds, and the doors open, revealing a huge gust of steam. When it dies down, It reveals that the three have shrunk down real small*
Joey: *high pitched voice* This is highly embarrassing
Kaiba & Link: Ditto!!!!
*In the lobby, the girls wait paitently for the boys to return*
Tea: *yawns* Well, I feel like a new me...
Mai: ...and so relaxed to
Zelda: I just feel great
*The boys walk in, all tired and groggy*
Tea: So, how was the workout?
*The guys fall flat on the floor and go into a deep sleep. The three girls just blink*
Tea: Oh-Kay! Who's up for smoothies?
Mai: Smoothies sound good
Zelda: Guess I'm buying
*The three leave chatting away, leaving the boys alll limp on the floor*
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I'm back everybody!!!! And that was the 11th chapter. Stay tuned to the twelveth. And remember to Review
REVIEW, REVIEW, REVIEW, REVIEW and REVIEW!!!!
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Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-gi-oh, Tenchi, Sailor Moon, Harry Potter, Legend Of Zelda, or Spongebob Squarepants. The only thing I own is me, myself, and I. Oh! And ZIR too!!!!
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*It's noontime of the next day. Ryoko and Ayeka are at the beach, sunbathing. Tenchi then walks onto the beach by. He trys to sneak by the girls, but it's useless. Ryoko senses he's there and teleports over to him*
Ryoko: *in sweet, innocent tone* Oh Tenchi-chan! *holds arms around his neck and holds up bottle of sunblock* Be a dear and rub some suntan lotion on my back
*Ayeka overhears convesation and rampages over to the two*
Ayeka: What in the name of Jurai are you talking 'bout space demon? *Grabs Tenchi from Ryoko* If Tenchi's going to rub suntan lotion on anyones back it's mine. Isn't that right Tenchi?
Tenchi: *pleading* Please don't get me involved
Ryoko: Your crazy Princess-Pain-In-The-Butt! Tenchi's going to rub lotion *Grabs Tenchi from Ayeka* on my back
Ayeka: The hell he is! *grabs Tenchi from Ryoko* It's my back that need The lotion and HIS TLC. What with my delicate, fair, princess skin and all
*Ryoko and Ayeka begin to play The Dozens while Tug-of-warring with poor Tenchi. The two are so busy arguing with each other, they fail to notice Tenchi fall out of their grip and race away*
Tenchi: I just wanted a nice quiet day at the beach! Is that too much to ask?
*The two continue to argue until they grow tired and fall flat asleep into their lounge chairs. Their so fast asleep for so long, that their backs begin to burn bright red with sunburn. The two then wake up.*
Ayeka: Ay-ya! My back feels as hot as a scolding iron
Ryoko: Yeah! My backs as red as a lobster
*Mihoshi walks by and comes over to the two*
Mihoshi: Hey you two. Nice day, ain't it?
*She pats the two on the back (she's to dim to notice their sunburnt). The two twinge and scream with high pitch, It's loud enough to break glass. Later, at the First Aid Station....*
Nurse: Well, You two seem to have a major case of sunburn
Ryoko: *sarcasticlly* Oh wow, I wouldn't have guessed
Nurse: Not to worry, It should clear out in at least a week. Until then *grabs bottle of Aloe Vera Gel* I strongly advise you two to apply some of this gel to your backs, rest, and try staying indoorsmost of the time. The sunlight can irritate the burns, even the moonlight can irritate it too
Ayeka: Are you saying we have to stay inside for the rest of the vacation
Nurse: Not neccesarily! It will help however. It's just that the sunlight will make it worse and make it hurt more, that's all!
*The two step out of the office with bottles in hand. Mihoshi is waiting for them in the waiting room
Mihoshi: Are you two going to be alright?
Ryoko: If you consider a ruined vacation alright...
Mihoshi: Great
*She pats the two on the back, again. And, once again, the two screech loud enough to be heard in high heaven. Meanwhile, on another part of the Island, Joey, Tea, Mai, Kaiba, Link & Zelda have just entered the gym/spa lobby*
Tea: Sure you boys don't want to come to the spa with us?
Joey: Are you kidding? We're men!
Link: And men don't get all pampered and frilly and all that other junk
Joey: Yeah! Men are suppose to workout until we get pumped up, sweaty, and stinky
*Joey & Link strike poses*
Joey & Link: All the better for our manly figures
*Mai and Zelda simply poke the stomachs of their respectible boyfriend causing them to exhale quickly*
Zelda: *sarcasticlly* Right! Manly figures
Tea: I get the sweaty & stinky part...
Mai: But pumped up? Puh-lease!!!
*Joey and Link faces go red as the three girls laugh it up. The two just stomp off to the gym's dressing area. Kaiba reluntantly follows. The three girls head on over to the spa dressing area. They're greeted by a perky young spa manager.*
Girl: Hi there! Like, my name is Chosen one, and, like, I'm going to be your personal VOLUNTEER spa assistant
*Chosen One grabs three pairs of robes, handing them to the three*
C.O.: Now then! Once you change into these, we'll get started on your treatments
*Meanwhile, At the gym changing area, The boys have just changed into their gym clothes. They're waiting paitently for their gym instructors to arrive. Just then, four bulky, muscle-bound, Arnold Swarzenegger-like men march into the room and stnd before the three. The first one blows his whistle real loudly*
Instructor #1: *Has Arnold Swarzenegger accent* Alright you puny, little weaklings, litsen up! We are your personal gym instructors for today. Let me introduce ourselves. I am Dr. P
Instructor #2: I am Dr. A
Instructor #2: I am Dr. I
Instructor #2: And I am Dr. N
Dr. P: We are...
*All clap hands together*
All Together: The P.A.I.N. Quadruplets! And we are going to pump *All clap* you up! WITH PAIN!!!!
Joey: *gulps* Well....uh...nice knowing you four
*Joey, Kaiba, and Link race over to the door. Mr. A grabs the three of them in his one bare hand*
Dr. A: Where do you think you three are taking your sorry behinds to?
Link: We were just going to the spa to join our girlfriends. And get, uh, pampered...
Joey: And Frilly...
Kaiba: And all that other stuff
*Dr A grips them tightly that their eyes bulge out (all with his one bare hand, You see how stong the four Dr.'s are now???)*
Dr. A: But I just said that...
All four Dr.'s: WE WERE GOING TO PUMP *All clap* YOU UP! WITH PAIN!!!!
Dr. A: And we intend to do so
*The four Dr.'s laugh. Meanwhile, at the spa, A spa worker is massaging Tea on the massage table*
Tea: Up...Up...Up...Okay down a little more....Oh yeah...That's the spot that was troubling me...Oh Yes...Yes...YES!!!!!
*At the Gym, Dr. P is assisting Kaiba with the Treadmill*
Kaiba: This shouldn't be too bad! I go for a jog around the block every morning
Dr. P: Talk is cheap being!!! Lets see how well you do at this speed
*He turns it up to a high speed. Kaiba just runs with no hesitation*
Kaiba: This isn't too hard! I can on like this for hours!!!
Dr. P: Fine then! Lets seeing what you do at this level being
*He turns it up all the way. He then takes a marker, marks an extra space, and turns it up to that. Kaiba franticlly races along. He then ends up like George Jetson at the end of every Jetson episode. You have to know what I mean by that!!!!*
Kaiba: TEA! STOP THIS CRAZY THING!!!!!!!!
Dr P: As you saying!
*He turns the off switch. This sends Kaiba flying like a stone from a slingshot, and smacks him into the distant wall. Back at the Spa, Chosen one has finished the final touches with Mai's seaweed wrap*
C.O.: Now then, just relax as the seaweed cleanses away those toxins, and I'll be back in a few
*C.O. places two Cucumber slices on Mai's closed eyelids and then walks off. At the Gym, Dr. A assists Joey with the weight machine*
Dr. A: We are now ready for the weights. Let's see you weakly, noodle self lift these babies
*He presses a button on the weight machine. Joey begins working out no problem*
Joey: This is way too easy. Is this the best you can do?
Dr. A: Alright you weissenhimer! You asked for it
*He then moves a lever from a reading of "10 pounds", all the way to the "1000 pounds" reading. The unequalnes of the weights to Joey's body weight sends joey flying into the air and crashing into the ceiling, and back down to earth in a majorly painful landing*
Joey: *In great pain* Well, Like they say! No pain, No...
*Joey faints. Meanwhile, at the spa, Chosen one is busy with Zelda's accupunture*
Zelda: You weren't kidding when you said I wouldn't feel a thing! You're already halfway done, and It's like you barely even started
*At the gym, Link has joined Dr. I in the boxing ring*
Link: I must warn you, I've defeated dragons, giants, moblins, and really, really bad guys. So, I'm going to go easy on you
Dr. I: Whatever
*The two start as Link dodges the place like crazy. He goes in for the kill when Dr. I puches him right in the kisser. Link just laughs*
Link: Is that the best you got?
*Dr. I punches him again*
Link: *drowesy* Is that the best you got?
*Dr. I punches him again*
Link: *grogy* Is that the...
*Dr. I punches him again*
Link: *baddly* best you...
*Dr I punches him again, Link faints. At the Spa, The three girls are lead into the sauna*
C.O.:Right this way ladies
*At the gym, Dr. N takes the three boys by the necks and throws them into the sauna, and locks the door*
Dr. N: Now just to turn the heat up a bit
*Dr. N turns the knob from WARM to HOT to VERY HOT to L.A. HOT And finally to HADES HOT. The Thermometer rises all the way until it reaches the point of explosion. Just a few seconds, and the doors open, revealing a huge gust of steam. When it dies down, It reveals that the three have shrunk down real small*
Joey: *high pitched voice* This is highly embarrassing
Kaiba & Link: Ditto!!!!
*In the lobby, the girls wait paitently for the boys to return*
Tea: *yawns* Well, I feel like a new me...
Mai: ...and so relaxed to
Zelda: I just feel great
*The boys walk in, all tired and groggy*
Tea: So, how was the workout?
*The guys fall flat on the floor and go into a deep sleep. The three girls just blink*
Tea: Oh-Kay! Who's up for smoothies?
Mai: Smoothies sound good
Zelda: Guess I'm buying
*The three leave chatting away, leaving the boys alll limp on the floor*
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I'm back everybody!!!! And that was the 11th chapter. Stay tuned to the twelveth. And remember to Review
REVIEW, REVIEW, REVIEW, REVIEW and REVIEW!!!!
