Tropical Island Resort Bash (Chapter 13)

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*It was around noontime of the next day. It was bright and sunny out. Yugi, Joey, Tea, Tristan, Mai and Lizzie have just arrived at the island's marina*

Yugi:
Okay gang. We're here, so what should we do?

*At the same time, one part of the group said 'pairasailing', while the others said 'jet skis'. Yugi sweatdropped*

Yugi:
Uhhh.....okay??? How about speaking your opinion one person at a time???

Joey: I want to go pairasailing

Tristan: Same here

Tea: You know, I don't think my stomach can stand really high altitudes. I'll try jet skis

Mai: I'm with Tea. I'm not a major fan of heights

Lizzie: I'll do whatever Yugi wants to do

Yugi: Well it's settled then. Joey and Tristan will do Pairasailing while the rest of us do some jet skiing

Gang: Yeah!

*Everyone then splits up. Joey and Tristan head to the Pairasailing area, and Yugi, Lizzie, Mai & Tea head to the jet ski rentals. Over on the other side of the Marina; Serena, Darien, Amy, Ray, Lita, & Mina have just arrived as well, and are also looking forward to a great time. They walk over to a kiosk advertising 'Glass-Bottom Boat Tropical Reef Tours'. A man, around his early 60s, is fast asleep behind the counter*

Serena:
Um, excuse me sir...hello...are you awake...uhh....

Lita: *loudly* HEY! WAKE UP!!!!!

*The rude awakening scares the man half to death. He falls over out of his chair, mumbling random nonsense*

Man:
What the...who..whawhawha...hey...who...whoa...THAR SHE BLOWS! WE'RE SAILING INTO A MIGHTY MALESTORM MEN. BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHESSSSS....

Darien: It's a good thing I don't have you as an alarm clock

Raye: Same here, but I think you'd do for Serena. Maybe if her alarm clock did that, she'd actually make it on school on time

Serena: Oh hardy har har Raye!

*The man finally regains conciousness and lifts himself up*

Man:
Oh my there!!!! Oh!!! What we have here? Tourists? 'Bout time we had some customers. I'm reckonin' your here for the 'Glass-Bottom Boat Tours' of the Coral Reef, yes?

Serena: That's right!

Man: Well then, I be reckon you want to see the magnificent beauty of the oceans then huh? Well, the seas be a fine and dandy place and all, but still, below those calm and gentle waves lie many a danger. Octopuses, moray eels, sting rays, jellyfish....heck, I remember it was only last week I can across the mighty Great White!!!!

Amy: But sir, Great White Sharks don't live in this region

Man: Oh really now? Then how do you explain......THIS!!!!!!!!

*the man holds up one of his arms, revealing that he has a hook for a hand. This makes Serena scream, sending her flying into the air and into Darien's arms. The man just laughs, as he reveals that It's not a real hook, and that he still has a hand*

Man:
Hehehehehooo.....My! That one gets them every time

*Serena sweatdrops. The man then steps from behind the counter and leads the group to one of the boats. The man steps to the side of the gangplank and bows*

Man:
Lassies first!!!

*The girls walk onto the boat, followed by Darien and the man. As everyone seats themselves, the man walks over to the steering area and starts the boat up*

Man:
Well then, this day reminds me of the time the great boat, the S.S. Minnow Went out on that faithful day. All for a three hour tour......A THREE HOUR TOUR!!!

*The man final gets the boat running, as it now leaves the dock. Meanwhile, on another part of the Marina, Joey and Tristan have set themselves in the pairasail, and are in the water. A young, blond boy, around his late teens, steps into the boat*

Boy:
Okay dudes, yah like, ready?

Joey: Boy am I ever

Tristan: Ditto to that

Boy: Righteous then!!! Okay, I'm going to go now. Hope you dudes are strapped in tightly, 'cause this is going to be one wicked trip!

*The boy starts the boat engine, and then drives the boat forward. As it reaches speed, The pairasail begins to lift up, raising both Joey and Tristan above the water. The boat speeds up more, and now the two are at least 30 feet in the air. The two holler out in joy*

Hey hey hey hey hey
Hey hey hey hey hey
Hey hey hey hey hey

Party time, gimme the beat,
Wave your hands from side to side,
Here we go

Some people live for the weekends
Seems like such a waste
Counting down 'till the fun begins
What about the other days?

There's Monday night (There's monday night)
And Tuesday night (And tuesday night)
Wednesday, Thursday
Why wait?
365 days!

Life is a party
Lets get it started, get it started, get it started tonight
Life is a party
Get excited, your invited, there's a party tonight

Imagine everyone in the world
Out in the street tonight
Everybody's gonna rock all day
Just nine to five party time

Down in Brazil (down in Brazil)
And Tokyo (and Tokyo)
Bombay
Cairo
Puerto Rico
Everybody lets go!

Life is a party
Lets get it started, get it started, get it started tonight
Life is a party
Get excited, your invited, there's a party tonight

Woo come on
Life is a party
O ya, o ya, o ya, o ya, woo, here we go
Life is a party [Life is a party baby!]
Let's get excited, your invited
There's a party tonight

Uhh gimme the beat
Uhh gimme gimme the beat
Gimme the beat
All around the world
Every 24/7 gonna rock ya girl
So you like to party
Cuz I wanna get to it
Everybody everywhere, lets do it
Lets do it
Lets do it
Uh, come on, come on!

Down in Brazil [Down in Brazil]
And Tokyo [And Tokyo]
Bombay
It's not today
Why wait?
365 days

Life is a party
Lets get it started, get it started, get it started tonight
Life is a party
Get excited, your invited, there's a party tonight


*The Glass-Bottom Boat was now at least a half-mile from the island. The boat was floating over the beatiful coral reefs. The gang watched in delight at the image thru the glass-bottom. They saw many tropical fish, starfish, urchins, rays, and even a tiger shark. The reef was indeed a beautiful sight. As she watched the seafloor below, Serena began to daydream. She imagined herself as a mermaid, with a pink tail, seashell bra, and a seastar woven in her hair. She swam along gracefully in the coral reef, swimming by vast schools of fish. She then took shelter behind a large reef. She peered above it, as if looking for something. She didn't notice that Darien, who was also a mermai....er....merman with a dark green tail, had just swam up behind her. He reached his hand over to her shoulder. This made her shreik loudly. She turned around, quite startled. But she calmed down, as she realized it was just her Darien-chan. the two just laughed. Darien then wrapped his arms around Serena's waist, and she wrapped her arms around his neck. the two wrapped eached others tails around the other's. The two stared into each others eyes. they were almost going to embrace in a nice, passionate kiss, when.......BOOOM!!!!!! A slight explosion snapped Serena back to reality. It was the engine. It supposidly had stopped. The man then walked from the steering wheel and over to the motor in the back.*

Man:
Don't worry folks. This motor always stops up like this. I'll have it running back in a jif.

*The man then took on foot and set in on the motor case. He then took the cord and began ripping it back, trying to start it again*

Man:
Dang motor! It always does this to me! Oh......Doshgarnnit.....start already!!!!!!!!

*He then kicked the motor in fury. The motor started! Unfortunatley, It ripped off the back and went speeding off into the horizon. Everyone just blinked at this*

Man:
Now you don't see that everyday. Welll....I gues at a time like this there's only one this to do!!!!

*The man ran to the other side of the boat and dove into the water*

Man:
Don't worry folks, I'll be right back!!!! I'll just swim to shore and get some help! Try not to go anywhere

*The man swam into the ocean ahead, only he was swimming not to the island, but in the other direction*

Amy:
You think he'll realize he's swimming in the wrong direction

Mina: No!

*The gang went silent*

Serena:
He's not coming back, is he?

Darien: Nope!

Ray: We're screwed!!!!

*At the same time, Joey and Tristan are still enjoying themselves with the pairasailing*

Joey:
Woo-Hoo! I'm king of the world

Tristan: Ditto to that man

*Just then, a strange feeling is felt on the rope*

Tristan:
Hey, you feel something?

Joey: Yeah feels sorta like....

*The two look down. They see that the rope is beginning to unravel*

Both: *In shock*
THE ROPES COMING LOOSE!!!!!!

*They both shout and holler for help. The guy driving the boat, however, can't hear, on acount he's listening to his cd player. The rope then goes loose and the two go flying into the air. At another part of the area, Yugi, Tea, Mai, and Lizzie are riding around on the jet skis. Tea and Mai are driving solo while Yugi and Lizzie ride together. Just then, Tea notices the pairasail*

Tea:
Hey! There's a pairasail!!!

Lizzie: Must be Joey and Tristan

*Yugi looks curiously at the pairasail. He then pulls a pair of binoculars from his pocket and takes a closer look. He does, Indeed, identify it as Joey and Tristan, but he notices something else*

Yugi:
Oh my gosh!!!!

Mai: What

Yugi: It is Joey and Tristan, but the pairasail's not attached to anything!!!

Lizzie: Are you sure?

Yugi: See for yourself

*Yugi hands Lizzie the binoculars. Lizzie looks thru them. She sees that the pairasails is in fact not attached to anything*

Lizzie:
Oh my, your right! We have to do something

Yugi: Come on, we have to follow them

*Yugi goes speeding in the direction of the pairasail. Tea and Mai quickly follow. Meanwhile, someone else is in a panic*

Serena:
I CAN"T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!! We've been on this thing too long. We're never going to last!!!!

Lita: Serena, we've only been on this thing for 10 minutes

Serena: Yeah but it seems like forever

Amy: Hey! There's a CB Radio here, maybe I can reach the Coast Guard

*Amy takes the mic and turns the radio on. She then tunes it*

Amy:
Hello...Hello...is anyone there?

*Serena snatches the mic from Amy*

Serena:
HELP HELP HELP! WE'RE STUCK ON A BOAT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!! WE NEED HELP! SOMEONE PLEASE HELP US!!

*Amy snatches the mic back*

Amy:
SERENA! *to mic* Sorry! We are on a boat floating about a half mile from Vacation Island. The Motor...uh...is dead and the captian...uh...is gone!!!

*Static is heard from the radio. Just then, a voice is heard

Amy:
I think I got something

Person on radio: OKAY! So...would you like fries with that?

*everyone sweatdrops. The radio then shorts out*

Ray:
Great! Now our only source of communication is gone

Mina: Not quite!!!
*Mina reaches in pocket for cell phone and dials 9-1-1. A tone is then heard*

Phone lady:
We're sorry! You're out of range! You're call cannot be made

*Mina sweatdrops*

Mina:
Okay......NOW our only source of communication is gone

*Up in the air, Joey and Tristan are still flying around helplessly*

Joey:
Hey Trist, how long we've been like this???

*Tristan checks watch*

Tristan:
'Bout 5 minutes

Joey: Gee...you think we would have tumbled into the angry ocean below by now

*The pairasail then stops in midair*

Joey:
Something tells me I shouldn't had said dat!!!!

*The two then go tumbling down, screaming. From the boat, the gang see the two falling*

Lita:
What is that?

Serena: Looks like a U.F.O.

Mina: Actually, It looks like...

*The twosome fall into the boat with a big thud. The six look over them in surprise*

Ray:
You think they're okay?

*the two then get up groggily*

Joey:
Where are we

Tristan: Pretty girls around us? We must be in heaven

Serena: Actually, you two are alive

Joey: So we're safe?

Darien: Not really! We're kinda stuck in the middle of the ocean with no way back to land

Amy: Maybe not....

*Everyone is confused by this. Amy licks her finger and sticks it in the air. She then takes the pairasail and a few fishing rods from a chest and starts to work on something. It is then revealed that it is a sail she just made. The wind blows and the boat starts to move*

Amy:
We should get back to the island in no time

Everyone: HURRAY!!! WE'RE SAVED

*Just then, be it an act of fate (or a mischevious author, HEHEHE), a shark jups out of the water. In midair it tears down the sail, and jumps back in the water. Everyone has a smile on still, reluntantly*

Everyone:
WE'RE DOOMED

Ray: This is really really bad!!!

Serena: Least it can't get worse

* A leak then springs into the boat*

Ray:
I HATE YOU SERENA!!!

*Yugi, Mai, Tea, and Lizzie keep searching the area for Joey and Tristan. Yugi then notices the boat ahead. He also notices that Joey and Tristan are in it*

Yugi:
Hey! They're this way!!!

Lizzie: And it look like they're in trouble

*The four ride over to the boat*

Yugi:
Joey, Tristan, Thank goodness we found you two

Joey: I'm grateful and all but we seem to have a problem here

*Yugi notices the leak in the boat. He then thinks*

Yugi:
IDEA!

*Yugi reaches into his pocket and pulls out...*

Yugi: My SUPER-DUPER LONG-LASTING HAIR GEL

Tristan: THIS IS NO TIME FOR STYLING YOUR HAIR

*Yugi jumps onto the boat. He then squrits a huge amount of hair gel over the leak. The hair gel hardens, and the leak is clogged*

Mina:
Now that's really strong hair gel

*The gang on the boat toss some ropes to the others. They tie it to the jet skis. The gang then pull the boat back to the docks. Everyone jumps on and celebrate*

Serena:
Yeah, Yeah, We're saved!!!!

Yugi: Maybe we learned a valuable lesson today?

*Everyone thinks*

Everyone:
NNAAHH!!!

*Just then, the boy driving the boat pulls up*

Boy:
Hey dudes! Hey, the two of you look like the dudes that are pairasailing behind me

*Everyone sweatdrops. And for those who are wondering where the old man is....he's still out there swimming*

Man:
My goodness, I haven't swam this much since I was stuck in the bermuda triangle. I remeber it as it was yesterday. The ship was a rockin' and a rollin'. The storm was spewing out waves higher than the ol' empire state building. The ship was indeed taken a bad beating. The crew was.......

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Hope you liked this chapter. Stay tuned for the next one. And, I don't have to tell you what I want you to do!!!! But just in case you forgot........RRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!