Tropical Island Resort Bash (Chapter 14)

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Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-gi-oh, Tenchi, Sailor Moon, Harry Potter, Legend Of Zelda, or Spongebob Squarepants. The only thing I own is me, myself, and I. Oh! And ZIR too!!!!
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*It's sunset. Link is walking along the beach*

Link:
The sunset here is really gorgeous

Mysterious Voice: DIG

Link:Huh? Who said that?

*Link looks around*

Link:
Hmm! Must be my imagination

*Link continues to walk*

Mysterious Voice:
I SAID DIG!

Link: Okay Okay!!!!!!

*Link drops to the ground and starts to dig with his bear hands. A few minutes and he stumbles upon a treasure chest*

Link:
Whoa!

Mysterious Voice: OPEN

Link: Don't have to tell me twice

*Link looks around. He spots a big rock. He takes it and smashes it against the lock. The lock cracks and Link opens the chest. Inside is about a bunch of gold coins*

Link:
Wow! They may not be rupees, but they're just as valuable

Mysterious Voice: NOW, TO THE CASINO

*Link thinks about it*

Link:
Okay!

*Over on the other side of the island is the casino. It's hussling and buslling this time of night. One thing to note is that with most casinos, you have to be over 18 (or is it 21) to enter. But since most of the people invited on this island are under the age limit, It's only logical there is no age limit. Some of the guests that happen to be inside are Harry & Hermione. Ron comes running up to them with a handfull of coins*

Ron:
Harry! Hermione! I just hit the jackpot! Look!

Harry: Wow! You must have been lucky with the slot machines

Ron: I wasn't playing slot machines

Hermione: Really? Were you playing video poker?

Ron: No

Harry: Then where did you get all those coins?

Ron: I got it from that machine

*Ron points....at the change machine*

Ron:
It's amazing! I just put in a dollar and out comes four quarters

Hermione: Uh, Ron......That's a change machine!!!

Ron: So?

Harry: It's supposed to do that. Four quarters are just one dollar in change

Ron: Oh!

*Ron then realizes what Harry just said*

Ron:
Ohh!!!

*Over on the other side, Joey is at the blackjack table. He has a 13 count in his hand, and was in a disscusion with the blackjack dealer about weather or not it was appropiate to tip the dealer*

Joey:
The way I see it; when I get bad cards, it's not the dealer's fault. Accordingly, when I get good cards, the dealer obviously had nothing to do with it so, why should I tip him?

Dealer: Do you tip the waiter when you eat out?

Joey: Yeah

Dealer: We'll he serves you food, and I'm serving you cards. So, you should tip me

Joey: But hold on, the waiter gives me what I want. I'll want an eight

*At the other side of the casino, Link has just walked in with chest in hand*

Mysterious Voice:
ROULETTE

Link: Uh, sure?

*Link exchanges the coins for tokens. He goes over to the roulette table

Mysterious Voice:
18

*Link reluctantly places all his tokens at 18. Everyone at the table is in shock. The man handling the roulette wheel spins it, and drops the ball. When the wheel stops, the ball lands at......20

Mysterious Voice:
WELL, THAT WAS UNLUCKY!!!!

*Link falls over, anime style. Over at the entrance, Patrick and Spongebob have just entered. They're at awh at the sights*

Patrick:
Hey Spongebob, what is this place?

Spongebob: I think it's called a Casino

Patrick: What that?

Spongebob: I don't know

*Spongebob then spots the slots*

Spongebob:
Look at this

Patrick: What is it?

Spongebob: I guess it's some fancy telephone. That reminds me, I have to call home and check on Gary

*Spongebob takes a coin and puts it into the machine. He then pulls the lever.

Spongebob: *into machine*
Hello...Gary? Are you there?

*The slot machine shows three bars. The siren goes off and a whole lot of coins fall out of the machine*

Patrick:
Oh no Spongebob, I think it's broken! Look at all the coins coming out

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That's my 14th chapter! Oh, one thing I wanna point out. Unless you haven't noticed, my chapters go in a patteren. One chapter will be for day activites, another will be for night activites. So, every two chapters since chapter five count as a day. And, right now, It's day five. So, to inform you all, I only have three more chapters to go in my story. I'm happy for all that have reviewed, and if you didn't review, I suggest you do so. DO IT BEFORE I SIC ZIR ON YOU!!! By the way, I wonder where ZIR and GIR have been these past few days?

*In the jungle area of the island, ZIR and GIR chase a wild boar*

ZIR:
Come back Piggy

GIR: Yeah, We wanna play!!!!