Tropical Island Resort Bash (Chapter 16)
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Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-gi-oh, Tenchi, Sailor Moon, Harry Potter, Legend Of Zelda, or Spongebob Squarepants. I also don't own Floorfiller by A*Teens. The only thing I own is me, myself, and I. Oh! And ZIR too!!!!
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* It's sometime after sunset, somewhere around 9. Everyone is at the club, dancin' and having a good time. Just then, I step in. I go up to the DJ station and take the mic*
Semaj: Okay everybody, What up? Anyway, I'd like to thank you all for coming to tonight 'Farewell Extravaganza'. As you all know, tonight's the last night of your vacation. So everyone make good use of it and have fun
*I take a CD and jam it into the player. The music starts playing and everyone begins to dance again*
Song: Hey Mr. DJ, in case you forgot
I came to get down, so you better make it hot
Cause I can't jump around when I hear groove killers
When I'm out sitting down, it's a clear time stealer
Give me a track with a phat kind of beat
A groove so unique that it kicks me off my seat
Cause I won't find a mood with a new spine chiller
When the crowd hits the room, it's a true crowd thiller
Freeze, better make it hot
Music please, blow the spot
Play that funky music
That is how we want it
Floorfiller
That is how we need it
Floorfiller
Something's outta order, people in the corners
Don't you see it
Can't you feel it
Floorfiller
You know by the sounds when the crowd is getting wild
Hands swinging high like a chopper in the sky
But a slow bump or flow ain't the way, floorfreezer
See the name of the game is to play, crowd pleaser
Freeze, better make it hot
Music please, blow the spot
Play that funky music
That is how we want it
Floorfiller
That is how we need it
Floorfiller
Something's outta order, people in the corners
Don't you see it
Can't you feel it
*Kaiba goes up to a nearby punch bowl. He looks around to make sure no one sees him do what he's about to do. He reaches into his sleeve and removes a cork from something. He then tilts his arm slightly, causing a strange liquid to pour into the bowl. He then put the cork back into his sleeve and leaves. A few minutes later, Joey dances over to the puchbowl. He takes the ladle and pours some in a cup. He then takes a good gulp of the punch. He then starts choking. Suddenly, He coughs out a railroad spike. (Get the joke? If you don't keep reading). Joey takes the spike and looks at it.*
Joey: Railroad Spike! Spiked Punch! Now there's a bad joke!!!!
*A nearby worker spots the incident and takes out a walkie-talkie*
Worker: Code Blue! I repeat, Code Blue!
*Suddenly, a SWAT team marches in and surrounds the puch table. Two of the members take the bowl and march out. Two more replace it. Everyone in the club has now line up against the wall as the swat members search everyone. Suddenly, they come up to Kaiba. The frisk him and then takes his trenchcoat. It is revealed he has a bottle of Vodka strapped to the inside of it. The members confiscate it.*
SWAT Member: Where did you get this? No alcoholic beverages are sold or distibuted on this Island!
Kaiba: I alway's keep a bottle handy
*Two of the bulkiest SWAT members take him and throw him out the door*
SWAT member: And don't come back 'till your dry!!!!!
* Back inside the club, the DJ makes an announcement*
DJ: YO YO YO! It's tme for karaoke! Anyone who wants to share there talent come up
*ZIR and GIR race up to the DJ station*
GIR: WE WANNA SING! WE WANNA SING!
DJ: OKAY? What would you like?
ZIR: We wanna sing the 'DOOM SONG'!!!!!
Semaj: (-_-!!!!!) ZIR! COME DOWN FROM THERE!!!! YOU ARE NOT SINGING THAT DANG ANNOYING SONG!!!!
*Spongebob then comes up and pushes ZIR and GIR out of the way*
Spongebob: Forget that!!! Let's sing something a little more hip!!!
*Spongebob hands the DJ a CD. He reluntantly plays it. When it starts, I reconizie it and begin paniccing*
Semaj: (o_O) Oh no....NO...not that...anything but........THE SPONGE!!!!!
Spongebob: Ok now!!! I'm going to teach you all a new dancing sensation!!! I call it, The 'Sponge'!!!!
Now first you take your leg and you stick it in the air
And put it behind your neck like you just don't care
Now jump up and down, and take a great big lunge
Now your doing The Sponge!!!!
Do the Sponge, Sponge
Do the Sponge
Everyone's doing the Sponge!!!!!!!
*All the really stupid people (I don't have to give names, you probally already know who they are!!!) begin doing the dance. And, If you seen the Spongebob episode, 'The Chaperone', You probally know what mayhem occors. A few minutes pass and the SWAT team rampage to the DJ Station. They seize Spongebob and throw him out the door.
SWAT member:...and go wreck your own party
*Back in the club, Tristan stands in the corner and watches the others Party*
Tristan: Cool Party
Voice: OH TRISTAN POO!!!!!
Tristan: That voice! Oh no, It can't be...
*Just then, in a huge flash, Kawaii Superstar throws herself onto Tristan*
KSS: Tristan-chan, I was looking all over the Island for you. I finally managed to find you! Know how's about you and me shake it, Our song's playing
*Kawaii starts dragging Tristan, but Tristan holds back*
Tristan: But we don't have a song!!! Wait, is that George Clooney?
*Kawaii let's go of Tristan and looks into the direction he pointed at*
KSS:Where???? Wait a second!!!!!
*Kawaii looks behind her to see that Tristan has left*
KSS: Know where did he get off to?
*Tristan is hiding in a nearby broom closet*
Tristan: And Tristan makes another get away!!!!
*Tristan turns on the light, and discovers Serena and Darien making out. (A/N: Ironic, isn't it?) Serena then notices Tristan and shrieks*
Darien: OH NO, NOT AGAIN!!!!!
Tristan: Heheha.....ummm...excuse me!!!!
*Tristan turns off light*
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Chapter 17 everybody! Sorry it took me a long time to update. I'm a major procrastonaiter, and I had writer's block. I'm sad to announce that the next chapter will be the last. Funny thing! When I started this, It was Spring Break! Now It's getting to be Summer Vacation. Well, anywho, tune in for the next (and final) chapter.
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Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-gi-oh, Tenchi, Sailor Moon, Harry Potter, Legend Of Zelda, or Spongebob Squarepants. I also don't own Floorfiller by A*Teens. The only thing I own is me, myself, and I. Oh! And ZIR too!!!!
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* It's sometime after sunset, somewhere around 9. Everyone is at the club, dancin' and having a good time. Just then, I step in. I go up to the DJ station and take the mic*
Semaj: Okay everybody, What up? Anyway, I'd like to thank you all for coming to tonight 'Farewell Extravaganza'. As you all know, tonight's the last night of your vacation. So everyone make good use of it and have fun
*I take a CD and jam it into the player. The music starts playing and everyone begins to dance again*
Song: Hey Mr. DJ, in case you forgot
I came to get down, so you better make it hot
Cause I can't jump around when I hear groove killers
When I'm out sitting down, it's a clear time stealer
Give me a track with a phat kind of beat
A groove so unique that it kicks me off my seat
Cause I won't find a mood with a new spine chiller
When the crowd hits the room, it's a true crowd thiller
Freeze, better make it hot
Music please, blow the spot
Play that funky music
That is how we want it
Floorfiller
That is how we need it
Floorfiller
Something's outta order, people in the corners
Don't you see it
Can't you feel it
Floorfiller
You know by the sounds when the crowd is getting wild
Hands swinging high like a chopper in the sky
But a slow bump or flow ain't the way, floorfreezer
See the name of the game is to play, crowd pleaser
Freeze, better make it hot
Music please, blow the spot
Play that funky music
That is how we want it
Floorfiller
That is how we need it
Floorfiller
Something's outta order, people in the corners
Don't you see it
Can't you feel it
*Kaiba goes up to a nearby punch bowl. He looks around to make sure no one sees him do what he's about to do. He reaches into his sleeve and removes a cork from something. He then tilts his arm slightly, causing a strange liquid to pour into the bowl. He then put the cork back into his sleeve and leaves. A few minutes later, Joey dances over to the puchbowl. He takes the ladle and pours some in a cup. He then takes a good gulp of the punch. He then starts choking. Suddenly, He coughs out a railroad spike. (Get the joke? If you don't keep reading). Joey takes the spike and looks at it.*
Joey: Railroad Spike! Spiked Punch! Now there's a bad joke!!!!
*A nearby worker spots the incident and takes out a walkie-talkie*
Worker: Code Blue! I repeat, Code Blue!
*Suddenly, a SWAT team marches in and surrounds the puch table. Two of the members take the bowl and march out. Two more replace it. Everyone in the club has now line up against the wall as the swat members search everyone. Suddenly, they come up to Kaiba. The frisk him and then takes his trenchcoat. It is revealed he has a bottle of Vodka strapped to the inside of it. The members confiscate it.*
SWAT Member: Where did you get this? No alcoholic beverages are sold or distibuted on this Island!
Kaiba: I alway's keep a bottle handy
*Two of the bulkiest SWAT members take him and throw him out the door*
SWAT member: And don't come back 'till your dry!!!!!
* Back inside the club, the DJ makes an announcement*
DJ: YO YO YO! It's tme for karaoke! Anyone who wants to share there talent come up
*ZIR and GIR race up to the DJ station*
GIR: WE WANNA SING! WE WANNA SING!
DJ: OKAY? What would you like?
ZIR: We wanna sing the 'DOOM SONG'!!!!!
Semaj: (-_-!!!!!) ZIR! COME DOWN FROM THERE!!!! YOU ARE NOT SINGING THAT DANG ANNOYING SONG!!!!
*Spongebob then comes up and pushes ZIR and GIR out of the way*
Spongebob: Forget that!!! Let's sing something a little more hip!!!
*Spongebob hands the DJ a CD. He reluntantly plays it. When it starts, I reconizie it and begin paniccing*
Semaj: (o_O) Oh no....NO...not that...anything but........THE SPONGE!!!!!
Spongebob: Ok now!!! I'm going to teach you all a new dancing sensation!!! I call it, The 'Sponge'!!!!
Now first you take your leg and you stick it in the air
And put it behind your neck like you just don't care
Now jump up and down, and take a great big lunge
Now your doing The Sponge!!!!
Do the Sponge, Sponge
Do the Sponge
Everyone's doing the Sponge!!!!!!!
*All the really stupid people (I don't have to give names, you probally already know who they are!!!) begin doing the dance. And, If you seen the Spongebob episode, 'The Chaperone', You probally know what mayhem occors. A few minutes pass and the SWAT team rampage to the DJ Station. They seize Spongebob and throw him out the door.
SWAT member:...and go wreck your own party
*Back in the club, Tristan stands in the corner and watches the others Party*
Tristan: Cool Party
Voice: OH TRISTAN POO!!!!!
Tristan: That voice! Oh no, It can't be...
*Just then, in a huge flash, Kawaii Superstar throws herself onto Tristan*
KSS: Tristan-chan, I was looking all over the Island for you. I finally managed to find you! Know how's about you and me shake it, Our song's playing
*Kawaii starts dragging Tristan, but Tristan holds back*
Tristan: But we don't have a song!!! Wait, is that George Clooney?
*Kawaii let's go of Tristan and looks into the direction he pointed at*
KSS:Where???? Wait a second!!!!!
*Kawaii looks behind her to see that Tristan has left*
KSS: Know where did he get off to?
*Tristan is hiding in a nearby broom closet*
Tristan: And Tristan makes another get away!!!!
*Tristan turns on the light, and discovers Serena and Darien making out. (A/N: Ironic, isn't it?) Serena then notices Tristan and shrieks*
Darien: OH NO, NOT AGAIN!!!!!
Tristan: Heheha.....ummm...excuse me!!!!
*Tristan turns off light*
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Chapter 17 everybody! Sorry it took me a long time to update. I'm a major procrastonaiter, and I had writer's block. I'm sad to announce that the next chapter will be the last. Funny thing! When I started this, It was Spring Break! Now It's getting to be Summer Vacation. Well, anywho, tune in for the next (and final) chapter.
