Mario's Little Secret

by Gate-of-Destiny(aka. MailingError@aol.com) Fate

*Set in a room in Peach's Castle*

Peach is laying on her bed in her bra and hot pink striped panties(don't belive me? check the game,

SuperSmashBrosMelee). Mario is standing in front of her.

"Come save me mario..." she whispers.

Mario has on a happy face. He takes off his shirt and shows off his beer belly. Peach's cheeks turn a bit red.

Peach: *anime sweat*

"I will save you princess." With that line, Mario drops his pants. Peach looks down at his pelvis.

Observes the size, and....

"AAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!" Peach lets out a monstruous laugh at the petty size that is Mario's.

"What are you laughing at?!" Mario demanded, a little hurt. Peach continues laughing. "If you don't stop

a-laughing, I'm gonna leave!" Mario said with resolve.

Peach continues laughing. "That's it!" Mario leaps out the door. Peach continues laughing.

Then Toad hops out of the brown drawer. "What was so bloody funny." Peach with tears of laughter

explains it to Toad. Toad also begins to laugh. "What a loser."

The End