"Say It Ain't So" By Weezer Harry Potter Style

Disclaimer: No, I do not own Harry Potter, nor Weezer for that matter. Wish I did.Oh well. Could use some reviews here, because I'm not used to changing some song lyrics around.Usually depends on the song. Thanks! This song is taking place in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, and it is supposed to be sung from Dudley's point of view.

VERSE: Somebody's taken, my second bedroom. Somebody's taken, my used clothes. Guess I'll just close my eyes.

VERSE: Flip on the tele', The Great Homberto's on. An argument is goin' on behind my back. My father is ready to explode.

CHORUS: Say it ain't so My dad's gone crazy Say it ain't so Potter scares me.

VERSE: I can confront him I always could Dad thought I was mad, But I played it cool. When I say, This train, is a train to take you further away from me every term So be cool.

CHORUS: Say I ain't so, My dad's gone crazy Say it ain't so, Potter scares me.

BRIDGE: Dear Harry, I write you, in spite of years of silence You've cleaned up, found friends at Hogwarts, Things are going well, or so I hear This bag of sweets, awakens my feelings Like father, the son is about to go mad.

CHORUS: :Say I ain't so, My dad's gone crazy Say it ain't so, Potter scares me.