Rose (Mornie Alantie) Wasn't online for some strange reason, say maybe having something better to do with her life than me *looks puzzled*. But Cicy (Larien Redleaf) wanted to join the fun so this is our chappie! I have nasty friends..:P

Disclaimer: Yup, Legolas belongs to Tolkien... *sob*

All She Wanted Was Her Fish

Chapter 2:

Rose was quite right, for the wind picked up rather quickly and soon there was a snowstorm. Lunwe was still moaning when there was a knock on the door and Legolas crashed the door open. "Oh great," Lunwe thought, "Another thing to explain to my parents."
"That's it! I want to go home!" Legolas whined. "I want my daddy!"
So Lunwe was stuck with a broken bow to explain to a whining elf and a very annoying friend. She was thinking about sticking an arrow through herself a couple times when someone sauntered in with a big nasty smile on her face. "Now, if it isn't Lunwe with another problem? Your door was open, so I guess that means I'm invited." Cicy, positively wet from the dunking underwater Lunwe had given her, sat down on the sofa, leaving a relatively big wet spot.
Lunwe scowled. As if things weren't mad enough.
"Don't say it or think it..." Rose whispered.
"Say what?" Lunwe frowned, wondering what her friend meant. Then she thought, "Well at least things can't get any worse." And right then, Cicy seemed to wake up out of her smug expression, noticing Legolas for the first time.
"LEGOLAS!" Cicy basically threw herself next to the elf. "What is WRONG with your hair? Is that a TAMPON hanging out of your mouth?"
Rose threw Lunwe a devastating look. "You thought it, you... person!"
"Yaagh!" Legolas leapt up with a cry. Cicy followed him as he ran around Lunwe's room like a dog going after her favourite bone. Lunwe blinked as she watched the scene unfold. Her eyes became as round as saucers as she saw the devastation that could unfold of one tiny thread of the towel unraveled. The fabric around Legolas' waist was starting to come off. Lunwe, thinking quickly pointed out the window, "Look! Cicy, its Elizabeth!"(A/n: The girl who Orli kisses in Pirates of the Caribbean) Cicy turned, snarling like a dog and threw herself out the window, screaming; "That bytch! I'm gonna kill you slut!"
"Ok, there's one problem solved," Lunwe thought wearily as she plunked down onto the bed, which was very messy from the desperate chase that had occurred moments earlier. Rose picked up the Prince's discarded clothes that were still lying on the bed. "You, in the bathroom changing!" She ordered the Prince sternly.
"But I want my mommy!" Legolas whined. By this time, Cicy had flown downstairs. (Yes, I can fly) He pouted, setting off a temper tantrum.
"A little help around here?" Lunwe glared at Rose, who sat on the sofa enjoying the whole scene. Lunwe dragged Legolas into the room and began stripping the towel off and trying to stuff his own clothes on.
Rose snickered as she heard tiny whimpers from the elf, "No, you're hurting me! Stop it!"
And just then, everyone for the next 15 miles heard a great cry of joy from Cicy, "OMG! IT'S OLIVER JAMES!" ...and the echo after that, and the next echo, and.. .
Lunwe grimaced as she handed Legolas his tunic, she wondered what exactly she had done to deserve this. Was it when she accidentally shot Elrond in the leg? She had been haunted for days at the thought of his face frozen in the freaky eyebrow position. She squeezed her eyes shut to narrowed slits as she tried desperately not to see anything that she did NOT want to. Which would have been the whole elf in front of her, but he could not be sent far far away and she wasn't Galadriel and she didn't have Nenya so she would have to settle for feeling very noxious.
"Having fun, Lunwe?" Rose asked sweetly from outside the door.
"Go kiss an orc!" Lunwe muttered under her breath. And loud enough for Rose to hear she retorted through gritted teeth, "Oh, now you would be having a LOT more fun if Riley was here wouldn't you?"
Rose acted shocked as she bumped the door open *accidentally* "OMG!" Rose squealed, turning quickly. "Get his clothes on and get them on NOW!"
Lunwe knew she was in trouble when Cicy came in holding hands with the star she obsessed about OTHER than Legolas. (And all those after that) The trouble was, the door was open. "Rose!" She hissed. "Close the door!"
"Are his clothes on yet? Now? Now? I can't look!" Rose continued to mutter.
Unable to reach the door because the elf was between her and it, Lunwe reached over the elf to slam the door shut. Too late. Cicy had seen her in a rather awkward position above the elf and was now laughing hysterically. She swung the door open wide and handed the elf a card. "This is the social worker's number. If you call, I'm sure someone else will be glad to adopt you." Still snickering uncontrollably, she swaggered out of the room like a drunk and went for a *snack* with Oliver.
Yvonne saw Cicy coming out of Kelsey's house laughing with Oliver. They seem to be having a good time, she thought. What's going on here? Entering the house, for the door was still broken; she peeked into the room that had the door open... Kelsey's room. "Kelse..." She screamed as she saw something... she shouldn't have seen. "Yikes! Kelsey! Of all the things to do..."
"No! It's NOT what you think!" Lunwe cried almost in hysterics, her cheeks flaming. "And for the last time! It's LUNWE! Not KELSEY!!" She threw the last of Legolas' clothes at him and fled the bathroom. "Rose! You idiot! I HATE YOU!" She shrieked at Rose but gasped as she saw the scene in front of her; Riley was there. Lunwe didn't want to think about how he had gotten there but she knew she would be scarred from what she saw. "Valar, Elbereth, Eru! Why me? Why, oh why!?" Lunwe was trapped; Rose and Riley were blocking the door, and the window which was beside it. The only other place of safety was the bathroom but HE was in there and she could NOT allow anyone to think what was NOT happening was. "Oooh, man!" She murmured what on Arda was she going to do?
Lunwe almost screeched as Riley for down on one knee and opened a velvet box in front of Rose. She couldn't hear a word, but she had a pretty good idea. "Noo! Don't do it, Rose! Say no!" Grabbing the box away, her hand touched something warm and squishy. "What the...?" She lifted her hand to reveal a piece of hamburger. "What's this?"
Rose rolled her eyes and went back to gazing at Riley. "Yes, I will."
Lunwe stopped, puzzled. "You're getting married with a hamburger?"
"Lunwe, Lunwe, Lunwe..." Rose had that way of making her feel so much younger, and stupider than she was. "Riley simply asked me to eat this hamburger. That's all... now run along."
Lunwe didn't have the time, however, as the three heard the sound of a rather strange groan. They looked toward the washroom where Legolas and Yvonne were behind the closed door.
Lunwe looked ready to faint, what was going on here? "Rosie?" She whispered as the ground started to sway under her. Rose quickly came up to her and muttered in her ear, "I think I hear Evanescence playing." That was the one thing that would bring Lunwe out of a daze even faster then Lembas and Oreo cookies. She squared her shoulders and pushed on the bathroom door, just as it was being opened from the inside. Yvonne strolled out with the Prince in tow. "What did you do to him?" Lunwe asked awestruck, he looked normal! Could it be that her nightmare would end, peacefully?
"O nothing, just fixing his hair and making him look more, guyish, should I say," Yvonne grinned at Lunwe's face. "So you mean you didn't. .." Lunwe stared at Yvonne in hope mixed with horror.
"Eww! No way! That's gross!" Yvonne shrieked in a very Yvonnish way. Her face took on a thoughtful look, "Hey, why didn't.." Lunwe cut her off quickly, "Continue that thought and you will regret it!" She shuddered.
It was then when Cicy returned holding hands with Oliver, "Hey where's Lego?" She opened her mouth to say more but her breath whooshed out of her as Yvonne tackled her screaming, "You player! Get away from him! You're date with him is TOMORROW!!! TODAY IS MY DAY!!"
Meanwhile Lunwe was looking around worriedly, "Umm, guys, if we've lost Lego we are gonna be really, Really dead."