"You know, someone's daddy is going to be REALLY mad." Rose pointed out
the obvious while sitting on the couch, devouring the hamburger Riley had
given her.
"No duh," growled Lunwe, holding her head, desperately sorting through the medicine cabinet for aspirin or Tylenol, because her head was humming like a honeybee. Cicy, Yvonne and Oliver James were standing up, Yvonne and Cicy throwing hysterical scratches at each other while each pulling on one arm of the unfortunate Oliver James, who gazed with cloudy eyes at the hysterics unfolding. Riley, having to run out of things to do, went scavenging around the house for more food.
"Hey, check the drawer under the oven." Rose told Riley, having finished the last of the hamburger, and pulled out a pair of binoculars, surveying the grounds for any sign of the lost elf.
"Maybe we should put up some of those LOST posters, you know, ELF LOST, REWARD $10, something like that." Rose advised, while Lunwe groaned in terror.
"NO! We don't want the whole Middle-Earth to know that the prince is missing!'
"Eh, suit yourself." Rose shrugged"
"This is ALL your fault!" Lunwe glared at Rose, we could've locked him in the bathroom but NO, you were too busy drooling over your *cough* engagement *cough* hamburger with Riley!" "This is my fault?" Rose asked in disbelief, stomach growling from hunger, "*I* wasn't the one who knocked him out in the first place!"
"Shut up, you evil one." Lunwe spared an evil glance at the progressing cat fight; it was reaching a fever pitch. "You bloody, dirty, rotten, horrible, cheating thief! This is my day! We planned it for the next 5 years!" Yvonne shrieked near hysterics. Her abuse had turned to slapping Cicy because she was on a slapping spree that day.
"What? I have a life too," Oliver James muttered, his face screwed up in pain, "Me and Amanda Bynes were.. ." He trailed off as he saw the glares that both were giving him.
"What! That Bytch! How, how, HOW COULD YOU!?" Cicy spluttered out. Yvonne gave him a death glare that could have peeled paint.
"Umm.. ." Ollie tried to back into a corner. Yvonne and Cicy were advancing on him like wargs on a scent.
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"What was that." said Rose, already knowing all too well what it was. "Legolas!" Cicy squeaked, "I know that blonde elf's scream anywhere!" "How can you not." Riley muttered, covering up his ears, "That's such a girly scream, I bet that guy's gay." Yvonne and Cicy left Oliver James, and began to advance on Riley with claws extended. "COME?ON" Lunwe screamed, "He's out there! It's minus 50 degree out there and he's in some sort of trouble! I can't let him die, Thranduil'll KILL me!" With that Lunwe jumped into her boots, grabbed her cloak and stumbled out of the door. "Come on," Rose muttered, putting on her coat and following out into the snow after Lunwe, taking Riley with her. Wonder what's left of that fish.she thought, well, five seconds rule! They all went out, and was greeted by the sight of Lunwe, on her knees in the snow, gazing in terror at a large snow-covered mallorn tree outside her house, a strand of silky blonde hair hanging down from under the snow of the highest branch. "O no, no no no no. This CAN'T be happening!" Lunwe gasped out. "You started it, you must climb the tree," Rose smiled sweetly with all the charm of Melkor. All other comments she had to use against Lunwe were lost as she was pelted straight in the head by a snowball, "You dissed Lego! You must die!" Yvonne and Cicy chanted over and over as they hurled snowballs from behind a hastily constructed snow fort. "I OOOF, didn't mean, Oww, it like that! Ahh! Riley said it anyway!" Rose was getting hammered.
Lunwe ducked, barely avoiding getting hit by an overly large snowball. Riley and Ollie had retreated to the cover of the door and were smirking at Lunwe with evil grins, besides the fact that Riley was trying to eat the snow.
"Well, I guess there's only one way," She looked up, "Up." She gulped as the tree looked a LOT taller than it did in her room. "Ooof!" She cried as a snowball smashed into her stomach. That did it, grimly, teeth clenched, she started to gingerly clamber up the icy tree. Lunwe was never very good at climbing tree's, she wasn't much of a nature person. But still the blonde hair was starting to freeze before her eyes at the top of the tree, and Lunwe told herself very not optimistically that if Legolas lived she would go and marry him. "Hey Lunwe,' Rose smiled down at her from the top of the trees, waving gracefully as she perched on Legolas' branch. Lunwe gaped in horror. "HOW." "It's called a ladder, Kels,' Rose smirked, calling her by her non-elvish name. "It took a while for us to put it up.why were you so ANXIOUS?" "JUST GET THAT DAMNED ELF ON THE GROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Fine." Rose smiled and shoved the elf, snow and all, down from the top of the two hundred and fifty feet tree. "Ooh, look at that." She mused as the limp, ice shielded body of the prince twirled down endlessly into what seemed to her a strange synchronized air ballet. She watched as a little red dot, presumably Cicy since it was the lowest dot, it moved under the chunk of Lego-ice, he fell on top of the red dot. There was a piercing scream and a shatter of what Rose fondly imagined to be red glasses (actually light purplish), and then silence. "Rose you DUMBHEAD! WHY THE HECK DID YOU DO THAT!?!" Lunwe screamed at her. She tried to reach up and grab Rose, but her foot slipped. "Ahhhhh!" She screamed as the world twirled around her. This time no one was there to catch her, but that didn't mean Cicy and Legolas had moved yet.
*WHAM* Lunwe looked around her, dazed, where was Legolas? That dumb whiney annoying elf that she had fallen off a tree for. It was then that she heard a groan beneath her. She sat up from the spread-eagled position that she had landed in and looked down. All she could see was a spot of blond hair and the tips of two pointy ears. Lunwe crawled up, Rose had already climbed down the ladder, and she along with Yvonne, Riley and Oliver James were starring down in shock at her. Lunwe groaned and started to claw the ice off Legolas. "Psh, forget about the elf, what happened to Cicy?" Rose sighed and kicked Legolas away from the snow below him and grabbed a corner of a red jacket sticking out of the snow (somewhat compressed by Legolas' fall). She pulled, but found the snow too compressed. "Hey come on help me out here!" Rose exclaimed, Lunwe and Yvonne were busy squealing and pawing the snow off Legolas stiff body, that elf's as dead as Kelsey's doorknob, she told herself, and then added, "Hey you, Oliver James, Riley, give me a hand." "But it's.CICY!" Oliver James whined, Rose snarled and grabbed him by the collar, half choking him. "Help or I'm gonna set you up with Yvonne.PERMENANTLY!" Oliver James gasped, and the three started tugging Cicy out of the hole. Lunwe turned Legolas' face up so he can breathe, he looked dead, elves heal fast.Lunwe tried to reassure herself, Yvonne licked her lips anxiously, "Maybe we can try the sleeping beauty thing." She urged, "Hey, anything to save his life." Yvonne started to lean down, but Cicy popped out of the ice hole at the same time, and just before Yvonne succeeded a small flash of red tackled her to the ground. "I'll teach you.to mess with my man!" Cicy screeched and tried to pinch her initials onto Yvonne's arm, but Yvonne was struggling and clawing too, Rose sat down on the snow and watched the frenzy in interest. The mess was suddenly interrupted. "He's coming around!" Lunwe screamed, and gathered Legolas up to shake him by the shoulders, Rose gathered around with the rest, even Cicy and Yvonne had stopped fighting and was watching. Legolas opened his eyes slowly, and looked around in a bewildered expression. "Where is my grandmother?" He said in a voice too calm and thin, "Where's lady Galadriel?" "My god." Lunwe heard Rose whisper, "He's lost it!" Oh no, oh NO NO NO.thought Lunwe, he just barely lived, not this! Not now.she winced in desperation, and spoke in a shaky voice. "Ok.who are you?" Lunwe asked, testing if he remembered. "Why I'm Arwen Undomiel." He smiled serenely, "Have you seen my brothers, Elladan and Elrohir?" "Told you he was gay." Riley muttered through the shocked expressions. Without warning the blizzard started up again from the temporary lull it had been in. "We have to get him inside!" Rose hollered over the howling wind. Seeing she was the closest to him, Lunwe grimaced and picked up the deadweight Elven Prince and once again, began to drag him up the stairs to her house.
"No duh," growled Lunwe, holding her head, desperately sorting through the medicine cabinet for aspirin or Tylenol, because her head was humming like a honeybee. Cicy, Yvonne and Oliver James were standing up, Yvonne and Cicy throwing hysterical scratches at each other while each pulling on one arm of the unfortunate Oliver James, who gazed with cloudy eyes at the hysterics unfolding. Riley, having to run out of things to do, went scavenging around the house for more food.
"Hey, check the drawer under the oven." Rose told Riley, having finished the last of the hamburger, and pulled out a pair of binoculars, surveying the grounds for any sign of the lost elf.
"Maybe we should put up some of those LOST posters, you know, ELF LOST, REWARD $10, something like that." Rose advised, while Lunwe groaned in terror.
"NO! We don't want the whole Middle-Earth to know that the prince is missing!'
"Eh, suit yourself." Rose shrugged"
"This is ALL your fault!" Lunwe glared at Rose, we could've locked him in the bathroom but NO, you were too busy drooling over your *cough* engagement *cough* hamburger with Riley!" "This is my fault?" Rose asked in disbelief, stomach growling from hunger, "*I* wasn't the one who knocked him out in the first place!"
"Shut up, you evil one." Lunwe spared an evil glance at the progressing cat fight; it was reaching a fever pitch. "You bloody, dirty, rotten, horrible, cheating thief! This is my day! We planned it for the next 5 years!" Yvonne shrieked near hysterics. Her abuse had turned to slapping Cicy because she was on a slapping spree that day.
"What? I have a life too," Oliver James muttered, his face screwed up in pain, "Me and Amanda Bynes were.. ." He trailed off as he saw the glares that both were giving him.
"What! That Bytch! How, how, HOW COULD YOU!?" Cicy spluttered out. Yvonne gave him a death glare that could have peeled paint.
"Umm.. ." Ollie tried to back into a corner. Yvonne and Cicy were advancing on him like wargs on a scent.
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"What was that." said Rose, already knowing all too well what it was. "Legolas!" Cicy squeaked, "I know that blonde elf's scream anywhere!" "How can you not." Riley muttered, covering up his ears, "That's such a girly scream, I bet that guy's gay." Yvonne and Cicy left Oliver James, and began to advance on Riley with claws extended. "COME?ON" Lunwe screamed, "He's out there! It's minus 50 degree out there and he's in some sort of trouble! I can't let him die, Thranduil'll KILL me!" With that Lunwe jumped into her boots, grabbed her cloak and stumbled out of the door. "Come on," Rose muttered, putting on her coat and following out into the snow after Lunwe, taking Riley with her. Wonder what's left of that fish.she thought, well, five seconds rule! They all went out, and was greeted by the sight of Lunwe, on her knees in the snow, gazing in terror at a large snow-covered mallorn tree outside her house, a strand of silky blonde hair hanging down from under the snow of the highest branch. "O no, no no no no. This CAN'T be happening!" Lunwe gasped out. "You started it, you must climb the tree," Rose smiled sweetly with all the charm of Melkor. All other comments she had to use against Lunwe were lost as she was pelted straight in the head by a snowball, "You dissed Lego! You must die!" Yvonne and Cicy chanted over and over as they hurled snowballs from behind a hastily constructed snow fort. "I OOOF, didn't mean, Oww, it like that! Ahh! Riley said it anyway!" Rose was getting hammered.
Lunwe ducked, barely avoiding getting hit by an overly large snowball. Riley and Ollie had retreated to the cover of the door and were smirking at Lunwe with evil grins, besides the fact that Riley was trying to eat the snow.
"Well, I guess there's only one way," She looked up, "Up." She gulped as the tree looked a LOT taller than it did in her room. "Ooof!" She cried as a snowball smashed into her stomach. That did it, grimly, teeth clenched, she started to gingerly clamber up the icy tree. Lunwe was never very good at climbing tree's, she wasn't much of a nature person. But still the blonde hair was starting to freeze before her eyes at the top of the tree, and Lunwe told herself very not optimistically that if Legolas lived she would go and marry him. "Hey Lunwe,' Rose smiled down at her from the top of the trees, waving gracefully as she perched on Legolas' branch. Lunwe gaped in horror. "HOW." "It's called a ladder, Kels,' Rose smirked, calling her by her non-elvish name. "It took a while for us to put it up.why were you so ANXIOUS?" "JUST GET THAT DAMNED ELF ON THE GROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Fine." Rose smiled and shoved the elf, snow and all, down from the top of the two hundred and fifty feet tree. "Ooh, look at that." She mused as the limp, ice shielded body of the prince twirled down endlessly into what seemed to her a strange synchronized air ballet. She watched as a little red dot, presumably Cicy since it was the lowest dot, it moved under the chunk of Lego-ice, he fell on top of the red dot. There was a piercing scream and a shatter of what Rose fondly imagined to be red glasses (actually light purplish), and then silence. "Rose you DUMBHEAD! WHY THE HECK DID YOU DO THAT!?!" Lunwe screamed at her. She tried to reach up and grab Rose, but her foot slipped. "Ahhhhh!" She screamed as the world twirled around her. This time no one was there to catch her, but that didn't mean Cicy and Legolas had moved yet.
*WHAM* Lunwe looked around her, dazed, where was Legolas? That dumb whiney annoying elf that she had fallen off a tree for. It was then that she heard a groan beneath her. She sat up from the spread-eagled position that she had landed in and looked down. All she could see was a spot of blond hair and the tips of two pointy ears. Lunwe crawled up, Rose had already climbed down the ladder, and she along with Yvonne, Riley and Oliver James were starring down in shock at her. Lunwe groaned and started to claw the ice off Legolas. "Psh, forget about the elf, what happened to Cicy?" Rose sighed and kicked Legolas away from the snow below him and grabbed a corner of a red jacket sticking out of the snow (somewhat compressed by Legolas' fall). She pulled, but found the snow too compressed. "Hey come on help me out here!" Rose exclaimed, Lunwe and Yvonne were busy squealing and pawing the snow off Legolas stiff body, that elf's as dead as Kelsey's doorknob, she told herself, and then added, "Hey you, Oliver James, Riley, give me a hand." "But it's.CICY!" Oliver James whined, Rose snarled and grabbed him by the collar, half choking him. "Help or I'm gonna set you up with Yvonne.PERMENANTLY!" Oliver James gasped, and the three started tugging Cicy out of the hole. Lunwe turned Legolas' face up so he can breathe, he looked dead, elves heal fast.Lunwe tried to reassure herself, Yvonne licked her lips anxiously, "Maybe we can try the sleeping beauty thing." She urged, "Hey, anything to save his life." Yvonne started to lean down, but Cicy popped out of the ice hole at the same time, and just before Yvonne succeeded a small flash of red tackled her to the ground. "I'll teach you.to mess with my man!" Cicy screeched and tried to pinch her initials onto Yvonne's arm, but Yvonne was struggling and clawing too, Rose sat down on the snow and watched the frenzy in interest. The mess was suddenly interrupted. "He's coming around!" Lunwe screamed, and gathered Legolas up to shake him by the shoulders, Rose gathered around with the rest, even Cicy and Yvonne had stopped fighting and was watching. Legolas opened his eyes slowly, and looked around in a bewildered expression. "Where is my grandmother?" He said in a voice too calm and thin, "Where's lady Galadriel?" "My god." Lunwe heard Rose whisper, "He's lost it!" Oh no, oh NO NO NO.thought Lunwe, he just barely lived, not this! Not now.she winced in desperation, and spoke in a shaky voice. "Ok.who are you?" Lunwe asked, testing if he remembered. "Why I'm Arwen Undomiel." He smiled serenely, "Have you seen my brothers, Elladan and Elrohir?" "Told you he was gay." Riley muttered through the shocked expressions. Without warning the blizzard started up again from the temporary lull it had been in. "We have to get him inside!" Rose hollered over the howling wind. Seeing she was the closest to him, Lunwe grimaced and picked up the deadweight Elven Prince and once again, began to drag him up the stairs to her house.
