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Well, it is getting more disturbing than ever. I actually had to cut something that, Cicy *Gives Cicy an evil look*

Finally, the group managed to get inside without further mishap. Of course, if you don't count the bloody arms Cicy and Yvonne had. Rose started to heat a large jar of hot chocolate. Only for herself, of course.
"What do you mean my grandmother Galadriel isn't here? She promised to take me to the Elf Fair!"
Lunwe tried to comfort the elf, mostly in vain. This was especially hard since Rose was licking the jar of hot chocolate clean. It even had marshmallows! OK... now this is getting gross. Lunwe turned in distaste as Rose started hand feeding Riley a couple of marshmallows.
*CRASH*
"Wha...?" Oliver turned to Cicy wiping her hands together with a very satisfied expression. He also noticed Yvonne had disappeared. He wondered if this had anything to do with the window Cicy was currently closing.
"OK... I'm officially announcing the fact that we're dead." Lunwe groaned in despair.
"There is still hope," Legolas sighed with that Arwen-like expression.
"Hey, Lunwe, where's that cake from last year?" Rose was rummaging through her old cabinets in search for food.
Lunwe rolled her eyes. "I threw it out, DUH!"
Rose gasped, unbelieving. "You threw away good food!" She started towards the main hall as the front door opened. No one inside knew who it was, but from Rose's joyful cry of "The Gay Dude's Here!" Everyone could give quite a good guess.
Elrond gave Rose the freaky eyebrow look as he strolled in, throwing back his hood, which immediately froze her solid in shock, not at all from the cold, "My styles are all from the latest magazine, Chatelaine, I believe it was called, and I know it is quite masculine." He tapped Rose on the shoulder in a reprimand; he looked puzzled when she didn't move from her frozen position. He was brought out of his pondering by a squeal from inside the room, "Daddy! I'm so glad you're here! We have had like, so much fun and we even like got to go to the Gap of Rohan. Well almost, boring Boromir distracted Arry from making his point to go there. So instead we went to these nasty mines and I was like, Yuk! And it was so like gross, and then this freaky flaming thing came out and it was like SO Eldar days styles, it gave me nightmares! "
Lunwe closed her eyes in disgust; he really thought he was Arwen then. Unless he talked like that normally but she had a feeling that even though he was annoying, he wasn't THAT girly. "Ahh," Elrond muttered, looking disturbed, "What do we have here?" "Elrond, this is.um.this is." Lunwe stammered, scratching her head. "Your daughter of course," said Rose, coming out of paralysis and putting on a pair of shades, "Don't you love her makeover at the spa, and the hairdressers, and the cosmetic surgery unit?" "Lovely." Elrond said and raised an eyebrow, freezing the unfortunate Oliver James before he had a chance to shield his eyes. "Whoa!" Cicy gasped, "He's FROZEN! Now I can try all the things I wanted to do with him and never could 'cause he fought back! YAAAAA! FUN TIME!!!!!!" Cicy squealed and dragged Oliver James' body into the bathroom, taking his jacket off on the way, the door to the bathroom closed and everyone looked away, trying to ignore the disturbing sounds and shut off their imaginations. "So." Elrond began, "How are you dearest, has Aragorn been good to you?" Lunwe sighed in relief and thought that she would die. "Oh him." Legolas sighed, "He's been at war too much, and I'm so bored! But." Legolas smiled disturbingly and walked up to put his arm around Riley (who suddenly looked mortified.don't you love that word Kez?) "I found a cuter brunette." "AAWWW EWEWWW!" Riley gasped, shoving Legolas off him, "GAY GAY GAY!!!!! HE'S GAYER THAN KEVIN!!!!!!" Rose had grabbed Legolas around the neck and was strangling him and banging his head against a grandfather clock in Lunwe's room at the same time. "Back Off! Get your own food!" She snapped and cut off the elf's breathing circulation, Lunwe and Elrond (who could do nothing since she was wearing shades) stared in horror as Legolas' eyes rolled far back into his head, he gave a small whine, and went limp.
"O great! Now look what you've done! Again!" Lunwe scowled angrily at Rose.
"I'm doing this for your own good! Don't you see it! Your brother died because he tried to take the Ring!" Rose looked very confused. Lunwe stared at her, "No no Rosie," Lunwe said using her nickname for Rose, "Sam says that, in a couple of months, when they get to Faramir!" "O, right. Anyways," Just then Rose heard a particularly loud noise from the bathroom; she closed her eyes, and tried her best to blank out the disturbing images her mind was conjuring up. "Visualize! Visualize!" Lunwe chanted, grinning evilly. "Chapter 4, The Easterling! You visualize!" Rose grinned triumphantly as Lunwe crumpled to the floor muttering "Noo, eww, sick, gross! I HATE YOU ROSE!!!" Through out the whole exchange of words between Lunwe and Rose, Elrond had been slowly trying to figure out what was going on. "What, if he," Elrond motioned slowly at Riley who was chewing on his sleeve for the lack of anything else to eat, "Called my darling a him, what? Would that mean that. .." He trailed off looking puzzled. "Riley's not been feeling well today," Lunwe cut in as she glared daggers at Riley, "He didn't mean anything by it I'm Sure!" She glared at him one more time to make sure he got it. There was a muffled thud on the window from outside. It was ignored the first time. "What?" Riley said, shrugging, giving Rose one of his amateur Elrond looks that made her sigh and shake her head, "What I TOLD you he was gay, just like Paul Kim is gay." "HIM???" Elrond repeated, looking more confused than ever, the thud came again on the window, not ignorable. Rose walked up to the window and opened it, "Yvonne!" She said delightedly, "Oh good, I thought you were dead! Now." "Out of my way!" Yvonne gasped, out of breath, her clothes were torn and ripped from climbing up the side of the tower. "I have to use the washroom! I can't wait any longer!" She heaved herself into the room and ran toward the bathroom. "Uh, Yvon." Lunwe began, but Rose silenced her and gave a low, evil cackle. Yvonne opened the door, and screamed. "Wha." Oliver James said faintly, waking from his paralyzed state, Cicy was flung out of the bathroom and the door slammed shut behind her, locking with a faint click. Cicy screamed and clawed at the door. "Come ON YVONNE!" She wailed, "Let me IN!!! I'll SHARE??!!! COME ON!!!!!" Half an hour later, Yvonne emerged through the bathroom, looking warm despite the cold weather, and slightly disheveled. "Whew," she said, dazed, "I guess ripped clothes really turn guys on." 'O Valar!' Lunwe thought disturbed. At her side, since she was still on the ground from the heavy blow Rose had given her, she heard a low groan. It was Legolas; Finally waking from the beating Rose had given to him. 'Violent Rose,' Lunwe thought in her bemused state, but it wasn't the first time she had been damaged; There had been this time when Rose had poked her in one of her pressure points and she'd almost blacked out. Or when Rose had pushed her off of a High balance beam when her back had been turned to her. Lunwe was brought sharply out of her pained musings by another groan from the elf. "Oh my poor dear!" Elrond rushed over to the younger elf's side, "Are you quite all right, baby?" Legolas now in his right mind, glared at Elrond. "What in the name of Eru are you talking about? I'm NOT your baby whoever you think I am. Go find Arwen!" Elrond, terribly offended, glared back. "I do not have an affair with my daughter!" "Your daughter!" Legolas shivered, but whatever he planned on saying next was interrupted with a rather noisy clunk. Lunwe and Cicy winced as they heard Rose's loud cry of, "Give it to me, Riley! I want it!" They shared *The Look* as they watched her start stripping him in the middle of the living room. Elrond, by now, was fully interested, and only held back by Legolas, he cried, "Can I jump in? Now? How about now? I want to jump in!" And while that was happening, Yvonne entered the room, having changed into Lunwe's old clothes, and ignoring the whole fuss between Rose and Riley, she looked out the window, she almost fell out. Running out the door (into the bitter cold) she gave a squeal that rang forever in those nearby, emotionally scarring them for life. Lunwe and Cicy shared another *Look*. Shrugging, Lunwe replied the unspeakable, "She's just being Yvonne, I suppose." This satisfying the both of them, they turned back to watch the show of "Riley and Rose".

Insane Orli: Cicy would like to inform you that she is NOT Cory. She is Cicy, or CC, or EE, or Sissie, as teachers call her when they first read her name. Lolz! ^_^

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