Disclaimer: Tolkien? *Smiles sweetly* May I borrow Legolas, just for a
while! Please. What! I can't have him! *Pouts* Sigh, we don't own anyone
but our sad little selves..
Well we're back AGAIN!!! Lolz! Another chapter, again, as usual.
Rose had gotten Riley's shirt over his shoulders when she screeched and dove for an object unknown to the avidly watching crowd. She came up victoriously with a fish in her hand. It was The Fish, Lunwe stared, so *that* was where it had gotten to. She fought the urge to throw up as Rose took a Huge triumphant bite out of the fishes side. Her attention was distracted by another ear splitting scream from Yvonne and a huge crash that she didn't even want to think about.
Lunwe winced as her front door split into a million pieces. "I GOT HIM! I GOT HIM!" Yvonne squealed. Lunwe sighed... until she noticed the hottest guy ever entering her living room. She scampered across the room to *make the guest feel welcome*. "It's Orli! It's Orli!" Yvonne jumped up and down until Elrond's eyebrow froze her in midair... literally.
"Whoa, look at her!" Cicy said, whistling as she watched Yvonne hang in midair in a screaming pose, she punched Yvonne in the shin and smiled, "haha.I'm not done with you yet." just then she noticed Orli standing in the room, Cicy's eyebrows came over her glasses as she fainted like a pile of old clothes on the floor, then recovered to drape herself around Orli.
"Uh.do you mind? Cause you are.kinda.heavy." Orli choked, not noticing Oliver James standing in a dark corner sighing in relief, standing in his boxers which Cicy and Yvonne had reduced him to.
Orli tried to shove Cicy off him, looking around the room; his eyes fell on Lunwe. Goodbye Sun, Goodbye Moon. She thought as she passed out next to Cicy, who had fainted again. That was when he saw Legolas. "Hey! Who do you think you are? Are you crazy? That's MY role, I was Legolas, stop copying me!" Orli demanded, colour mounting on his cheeks. "Excuse me?" Legolas asked coolly, "I am Legolas, Prince of Mirkwood, and I have never seen you before in my life. Though, you do seem similar to me somehow. .." He Trailed off and stared hard at Orli.
Orli continued to scowl at Legolas. "Those are my cheekbones!" He screamed at the elf, while raising his cheek to the other to make his point.
Backing away, the elf held two palms up. "Sorry, I'm not gay, nor am I French, so I don't plan on kissing your cheek hello." Orli attempted his little kung-fu pose, but could not hold it for long, and ended up toppling over on Lunwe, who had just gotten out of her dead faint. So yes, she fainted again. (This is SO Tamora Pierce... everyone's fainting!)
"I'M NOT GAY EITHER!" Orli screamed, trying to look tough after he had tripped. "Neither am I. But may I ask what in Valar are you doing here?" Legolas was looking slightly skeptical as he looked at the ranting actor.
"WHAT? YOU HAVE MY EYEBROWS TOO!! WTF!" Orli screamed again, ignoring Legolas' question. Lunwe looked from actor to Elf Prince and in her slightly out of it state, was wondering why she had liked Orli. Legolas was obviously hotter and had a better personality. WAIT! HOLD THAT THOUGHT! STOP RIGHT THERE! Lunwe smacked herself mentally, coming out of her strange state. She did NOT like that annoying, stupid, bratty, and handsome. WOAH! STOP RIGHT THERE! She whacked herself again in her mind. What was wrong with her? Fainting was obviously bad for her health and judgement. Just then Orli stepped on her, again.
As if that wasn't bad enough, Rose started dancing across the room, singing, "And you were like woah! And I was like WOAH! And we were like... woah..."
One good thing though, for Yvonne had started obsessing over Orli, yet Cicy was calmly all over Ollie for that moment. Life was all right... for that moment.
But could life ever really be normal for these elves and humans? The answer is very, very simple. No. It was then, after what must have been over an hour that Elrond figured out what was going on. "Wait. You're not my baby! Who are you? What am I doing here and what in the name of Eru did you do to Arwen?" He demanded shrilly, looking as though he would explode. Yvonne thought this would be a very bad time to point out that the tags on his robe were sticking out. She wrinkled her nose, not even from Jacob Annexe. (CC!! DID I SPELL THAT RIGHT?? Calm down... you spelled it right... I think) Rose was abruptly halted in her Finding Nemo dance as Elrond lifted his hand, where Vilya, his Ring of Power was glowing.
"Oh dear me," Legolas squealed, now picking up the Winnie the Pooh voice he learned from TV (It does something to your minds you know, evil TV) "Oh brother... think, think, think!"
Elrond rolled her (I mean his... no I mean her *snicker*) eyes and wove her (Heh) hand in front of her (Hehe) audience and started his 'chant'. "You are getting sleepy. You are getting very sleepy! You are asleep! If you hear me, raise your right hand."
Everyone raised their right hand, except for Riley who raised his left hand because he didn't know the difference. Really, don't blame the poor guy.
"Hey why's everybody lying on the ground?" Riley scratched his head, everyone was lying on the ground, apparently asleep except for Elrond, who was who caught up in gloating at his reflection in the shiny ring to notice that one person was still standing.
"My.PRECIOUSSSSS." Elrond stroked his ring, or rather, the reflection of himself in the ring. "Look at those eye," He was muttering to himself, "look at those b-e-a-utiful eyes.don't they look FIIINE on you!" Then he started saying, "lookin' good dude" and "there's a handsome lad" and other presumably disturbing sentences to himself, not noticing Riley examining the people lying around in the room.
"Huh." Riley said, amused, and poked around the room to see if the people on the floor were still awake, "Hey, fun." He decided, and kicked Oliver James in the ribs as hard as he could. Oliver James was rolled over onto his face by the kick, but other than that showed no movement or consciousness.
"Hey good," thought Riley, "Now I can do stuff with these unconscious people." He turned his attention to Rose; he swore she had food on her somewhere.
Elrond, who was still muttering over his ring, "Mirror, mirror, on my Ring," distracted his attention. "Who has the prettiest...?"
Riley covered his ears at the last moment; even with his hair short, he wasn't dumb enough to not be able to rhyme with "Ring". He shuddered, shook his head and turned back to Rose. He poked her, the first touch was always important. She groaned in her sleep and rolled over, muttering what sounded like, "The light... It's So... Pretty. I feel... Happy! And that's unusual for me. Riley backed off, scared by her Nemo spouting.
"OH HOT FISH!" Rose cried in her sleep. Riley suddenly turned his focus on Rose. Food! He thought.
"Fish!" He snickered, as he ran over and bent in an awkward position over Rose. Riley then started to strip her trying to look for the fish... in... Err... strange places.
First he tried under her hair. Riley was never really of the smart batch. Finding nothing he proceeded to look in her shoes. He took one off and stuck his nose inside, mouth watering from the thought of food. He closed his eyes; already imagining the delicious food that Rose kept in her.. .. Erm, shoe, and took a huge whiff. His eyes crossed slightly, from the horrible smell that he had just inhaled. He flopped onto the floor next to Rose, his hand landing on a not so appropriate place on Rose.
Elrond, by now, had noticed a little 'action' going on between his *patients*. However when he noticed Rose and Riley doing a little something, (Rose had now shifted in her sleep and was in an awkward position around Riley's hand) he just decided that they were such a cute couple. So Elrond just *let them be*.
Unfortunately for the two, Elrond always knew when there was something funny that could happen, so he woke the group up. He had turned around to meditate on it with his ring and instantly knew they were awake when there was feminine scream from Rose... or maybe Riley.
"RAPIST!" Rose squealed, pointing at Riley. Then realizing who it was, she said sorry to everyone and gave Riley an *adorable* (If she's capable of that) and sheepish look.
"What?" Riley asked looking at her mockingly, "YOU, are the one doing stuff with MY hand." Rose looked shocked, Riley had actually said one sentence without food being involved. Riley saw the look on Rose's face and immediately turned pale. "NO!" He screamed. He did it again, Rose thought smugly. "I was *ONLY* looking for food!" He hollered, close to hysterics, "I looked in your shoe for something, and then... I don't know what happened, you screamed. I think." He blinked, looked lost and confused, like a little boy (That's not far from the truth) who has just lost his favourite toy. Rose had turned pale as Riley told her that he only wanted food, That was dangerous in itself, but when he said he looked in her shoe. Rose's face turned so fast from white to red that it looked like Riley's blood on the snow outside. "You. Looked. In. MY. SHOE. FOR. FOOD?" Rose said haltingly, anger written across her face, and her clenching and unclenching hands. Riley was oblivious to it all, "Yes," he answered straightly. Lunwe, having woken from her ring induced sleep, saw Rose's face and quickly brought up a shield that had the words, "ElfAcme, Rose protection shield." Branded across the front.
Cicy had also woken up and noticed Lunwe's shield. Hiding behind the other girl, she whispered the name sure to cause a reaction. "Kate Bosworth's right outside your door and there's no lock..."
Go Cicy. Lunwe sprung up and ran tripping and spluttering on the way, dropping the shield as Cicy thought she would. Grabbing the shield, Cicy disappeared under the block of who-knows-what just as a bright (Fiery) light came from Rose...
Well we're back AGAIN!!! Lolz! Another chapter, again, as usual.
Rose had gotten Riley's shirt over his shoulders when she screeched and dove for an object unknown to the avidly watching crowd. She came up victoriously with a fish in her hand. It was The Fish, Lunwe stared, so *that* was where it had gotten to. She fought the urge to throw up as Rose took a Huge triumphant bite out of the fishes side. Her attention was distracted by another ear splitting scream from Yvonne and a huge crash that she didn't even want to think about.
Lunwe winced as her front door split into a million pieces. "I GOT HIM! I GOT HIM!" Yvonne squealed. Lunwe sighed... until she noticed the hottest guy ever entering her living room. She scampered across the room to *make the guest feel welcome*. "It's Orli! It's Orli!" Yvonne jumped up and down until Elrond's eyebrow froze her in midair... literally.
"Whoa, look at her!" Cicy said, whistling as she watched Yvonne hang in midair in a screaming pose, she punched Yvonne in the shin and smiled, "haha.I'm not done with you yet." just then she noticed Orli standing in the room, Cicy's eyebrows came over her glasses as she fainted like a pile of old clothes on the floor, then recovered to drape herself around Orli.
"Uh.do you mind? Cause you are.kinda.heavy." Orli choked, not noticing Oliver James standing in a dark corner sighing in relief, standing in his boxers which Cicy and Yvonne had reduced him to.
Orli tried to shove Cicy off him, looking around the room; his eyes fell on Lunwe. Goodbye Sun, Goodbye Moon. She thought as she passed out next to Cicy, who had fainted again. That was when he saw Legolas. "Hey! Who do you think you are? Are you crazy? That's MY role, I was Legolas, stop copying me!" Orli demanded, colour mounting on his cheeks. "Excuse me?" Legolas asked coolly, "I am Legolas, Prince of Mirkwood, and I have never seen you before in my life. Though, you do seem similar to me somehow. .." He Trailed off and stared hard at Orli.
Orli continued to scowl at Legolas. "Those are my cheekbones!" He screamed at the elf, while raising his cheek to the other to make his point.
Backing away, the elf held two palms up. "Sorry, I'm not gay, nor am I French, so I don't plan on kissing your cheek hello." Orli attempted his little kung-fu pose, but could not hold it for long, and ended up toppling over on Lunwe, who had just gotten out of her dead faint. So yes, she fainted again. (This is SO Tamora Pierce... everyone's fainting!)
"I'M NOT GAY EITHER!" Orli screamed, trying to look tough after he had tripped. "Neither am I. But may I ask what in Valar are you doing here?" Legolas was looking slightly skeptical as he looked at the ranting actor.
"WHAT? YOU HAVE MY EYEBROWS TOO!! WTF!" Orli screamed again, ignoring Legolas' question. Lunwe looked from actor to Elf Prince and in her slightly out of it state, was wondering why she had liked Orli. Legolas was obviously hotter and had a better personality. WAIT! HOLD THAT THOUGHT! STOP RIGHT THERE! Lunwe smacked herself mentally, coming out of her strange state. She did NOT like that annoying, stupid, bratty, and handsome. WOAH! STOP RIGHT THERE! She whacked herself again in her mind. What was wrong with her? Fainting was obviously bad for her health and judgement. Just then Orli stepped on her, again.
As if that wasn't bad enough, Rose started dancing across the room, singing, "And you were like woah! And I was like WOAH! And we were like... woah..."
One good thing though, for Yvonne had started obsessing over Orli, yet Cicy was calmly all over Ollie for that moment. Life was all right... for that moment.
But could life ever really be normal for these elves and humans? The answer is very, very simple. No. It was then, after what must have been over an hour that Elrond figured out what was going on. "Wait. You're not my baby! Who are you? What am I doing here and what in the name of Eru did you do to Arwen?" He demanded shrilly, looking as though he would explode. Yvonne thought this would be a very bad time to point out that the tags on his robe were sticking out. She wrinkled her nose, not even from Jacob Annexe. (CC!! DID I SPELL THAT RIGHT?? Calm down... you spelled it right... I think) Rose was abruptly halted in her Finding Nemo dance as Elrond lifted his hand, where Vilya, his Ring of Power was glowing.
"Oh dear me," Legolas squealed, now picking up the Winnie the Pooh voice he learned from TV (It does something to your minds you know, evil TV) "Oh brother... think, think, think!"
Elrond rolled her (I mean his... no I mean her *snicker*) eyes and wove her (Heh) hand in front of her (Hehe) audience and started his 'chant'. "You are getting sleepy. You are getting very sleepy! You are asleep! If you hear me, raise your right hand."
Everyone raised their right hand, except for Riley who raised his left hand because he didn't know the difference. Really, don't blame the poor guy.
"Hey why's everybody lying on the ground?" Riley scratched his head, everyone was lying on the ground, apparently asleep except for Elrond, who was who caught up in gloating at his reflection in the shiny ring to notice that one person was still standing.
"My.PRECIOUSSSSS." Elrond stroked his ring, or rather, the reflection of himself in the ring. "Look at those eye," He was muttering to himself, "look at those b-e-a-utiful eyes.don't they look FIIINE on you!" Then he started saying, "lookin' good dude" and "there's a handsome lad" and other presumably disturbing sentences to himself, not noticing Riley examining the people lying around in the room.
"Huh." Riley said, amused, and poked around the room to see if the people on the floor were still awake, "Hey, fun." He decided, and kicked Oliver James in the ribs as hard as he could. Oliver James was rolled over onto his face by the kick, but other than that showed no movement or consciousness.
"Hey good," thought Riley, "Now I can do stuff with these unconscious people." He turned his attention to Rose; he swore she had food on her somewhere.
Elrond, who was still muttering over his ring, "Mirror, mirror, on my Ring," distracted his attention. "Who has the prettiest...?"
Riley covered his ears at the last moment; even with his hair short, he wasn't dumb enough to not be able to rhyme with "Ring". He shuddered, shook his head and turned back to Rose. He poked her, the first touch was always important. She groaned in her sleep and rolled over, muttering what sounded like, "The light... It's So... Pretty. I feel... Happy! And that's unusual for me. Riley backed off, scared by her Nemo spouting.
"OH HOT FISH!" Rose cried in her sleep. Riley suddenly turned his focus on Rose. Food! He thought.
"Fish!" He snickered, as he ran over and bent in an awkward position over Rose. Riley then started to strip her trying to look for the fish... in... Err... strange places.
First he tried under her hair. Riley was never really of the smart batch. Finding nothing he proceeded to look in her shoes. He took one off and stuck his nose inside, mouth watering from the thought of food. He closed his eyes; already imagining the delicious food that Rose kept in her.. .. Erm, shoe, and took a huge whiff. His eyes crossed slightly, from the horrible smell that he had just inhaled. He flopped onto the floor next to Rose, his hand landing on a not so appropriate place on Rose.
Elrond, by now, had noticed a little 'action' going on between his *patients*. However when he noticed Rose and Riley doing a little something, (Rose had now shifted in her sleep and was in an awkward position around Riley's hand) he just decided that they were such a cute couple. So Elrond just *let them be*.
Unfortunately for the two, Elrond always knew when there was something funny that could happen, so he woke the group up. He had turned around to meditate on it with his ring and instantly knew they were awake when there was feminine scream from Rose... or maybe Riley.
"RAPIST!" Rose squealed, pointing at Riley. Then realizing who it was, she said sorry to everyone and gave Riley an *adorable* (If she's capable of that) and sheepish look.
"What?" Riley asked looking at her mockingly, "YOU, are the one doing stuff with MY hand." Rose looked shocked, Riley had actually said one sentence without food being involved. Riley saw the look on Rose's face and immediately turned pale. "NO!" He screamed. He did it again, Rose thought smugly. "I was *ONLY* looking for food!" He hollered, close to hysterics, "I looked in your shoe for something, and then... I don't know what happened, you screamed. I think." He blinked, looked lost and confused, like a little boy (That's not far from the truth) who has just lost his favourite toy. Rose had turned pale as Riley told her that he only wanted food, That was dangerous in itself, but when he said he looked in her shoe. Rose's face turned so fast from white to red that it looked like Riley's blood on the snow outside. "You. Looked. In. MY. SHOE. FOR. FOOD?" Rose said haltingly, anger written across her face, and her clenching and unclenching hands. Riley was oblivious to it all, "Yes," he answered straightly. Lunwe, having woken from her ring induced sleep, saw Rose's face and quickly brought up a shield that had the words, "ElfAcme, Rose protection shield." Branded across the front.
Cicy had also woken up and noticed Lunwe's shield. Hiding behind the other girl, she whispered the name sure to cause a reaction. "Kate Bosworth's right outside your door and there's no lock..."
Go Cicy. Lunwe sprung up and ran tripping and spluttering on the way, dropping the shield as Cicy thought she would. Grabbing the shield, Cicy disappeared under the block of who-knows-what just as a bright (Fiery) light came from Rose...
