As I sit in my locker room back stage, I say to myself, "What should
I do next?!?" I, Triple J, star wrestler of the WWE, have yet again gotten
my bubbily ass kicked by HurriKaley! GOD! HurriKaley! Eck...So good, always
SAVING THE DAY. I'd lost to that retarded superhero TOO MANY TIMES!!!
So...obicioulsy, the Triple J thing was isn't working. Either are the plans I create to stop HurriKaley. All my plans circled around one goal...TO STOP HURRIKALEY FROM EATING GRAPE JELLY. Once normal, innocent, and very non-superheroy human "Kaley" eats grape jelly, she turns into...da da da da...HURRIKALEY!! Anyway, my plans weren't exactly working, for example: Two months ago, I tried deliberitly to stop all production of grape jelly, and ya know what? A LOT OF PEOPLE MAKE GRAPE JELLY! It's amazing! And last week, I tried dressing up like a jar of grape jelly. My plan was to have "Kaley" walk by, see the jelly jar, and try and open it. I would then SPRING out of the jar and attack her!! But that didn't work either. She kind of figured out it was me...DAMN!
But Hey!
*Light bulb turns on above Triple J's Head*
What if I just...ya know...left! And I know just how to do it too! Due to the recent plucking of my eyelashes, done by none other than the HurriKaley herself, I shall leave!!! And my excuse? I am off to find my eyelashes, and I'll come back weeks later as...da da da daaa...HURRIJENNY, the HurriKaley's trusty sidekick! Perfect plan...eh Jenny? HurriKaley will never catch on...mwa ha haaa!
Hey! My match with HurriKaley was scheduled half way through the show, meaning I still have another hour left to announce my departure! OHHH!! This will be perfect!!!
For the next hour and a half, I sit in my locker room writing and rehersing what I'm going to say to veiwers all over the WORLD!!
So...obicioulsy, the Triple J thing was isn't working. Either are the plans I create to stop HurriKaley. All my plans circled around one goal...TO STOP HURRIKALEY FROM EATING GRAPE JELLY. Once normal, innocent, and very non-superheroy human "Kaley" eats grape jelly, she turns into...da da da da...HURRIKALEY!! Anyway, my plans weren't exactly working, for example: Two months ago, I tried deliberitly to stop all production of grape jelly, and ya know what? A LOT OF PEOPLE MAKE GRAPE JELLY! It's amazing! And last week, I tried dressing up like a jar of grape jelly. My plan was to have "Kaley" walk by, see the jelly jar, and try and open it. I would then SPRING out of the jar and attack her!! But that didn't work either. She kind of figured out it was me...DAMN!
But Hey!
*Light bulb turns on above Triple J's Head*
What if I just...ya know...left! And I know just how to do it too! Due to the recent plucking of my eyelashes, done by none other than the HurriKaley herself, I shall leave!!! And my excuse? I am off to find my eyelashes, and I'll come back weeks later as...da da da daaa...HURRIJENNY, the HurriKaley's trusty sidekick! Perfect plan...eh Jenny? HurriKaley will never catch on...mwa ha haaa!
Hey! My match with HurriKaley was scheduled half way through the show, meaning I still have another hour left to announce my departure! OHHH!! This will be perfect!!!
For the next hour and a half, I sit in my locker room writing and rehersing what I'm going to say to veiwers all over the WORLD!!
