A/N: This is fun! I'm really starting to like Vile… she sounds like someone I would definitely be friends with. I wish I had a scanner because Caytin drew an awesome pic of her! It's hanging on her bedroom-at-my-house wall right now. Oh well, we'll find a way to get it up on Through the Mirror eventually. Theme song: Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2, by Pink Floyd.
Disclaimer: Alls I can claim is Vile Malfoy, Fenrer, and the plot. Next chapter I get to claim a one-chappy character though! Whoo hoo! (And he's yummy too…)
Another Brick in the Wall Part 2, by Pink Floyd
We don't need no education
We don't need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teacher, leave those kids alone
Hey, Teacher, leave those kids alone!
All in all it's just another brick in the wall
All in all you're just another brick in the wall
We don't need no education
We don't need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers, leave those kids alone
Hey, Teacher, leave those kids alone!
All in all you're just another brick in the wall
All in all you're just another brick in the wall
Chapter 2: School Sucks
Vile walked into the hall with Draco. She had slipped her black Hogwarts robe on before the train arrived, but left it unbuttoned. She looked up and saw the first years filing in.
Professor Dumbledore stood up and said, "We have a new student that I would like to sort before the first years. Vile Malfoy, please come to the front of the hall."
Ron Weasley leaned over to his best friend, Harry Potter, and said, "Oh shit, there's *another* one?"
Ron looked up and saw the strange witch from Platform 9 ¾ walking up the aisle, closely followed by a large, menacing silver wolf.
"Vile is joining us in her seventh year, from The Merlin Academy For All Things Magical in America. I hope that you will welcome her to Hogwarts, no matter what house she is placed in," Dumbledore continued.
With that McGonagall started walking in Vile's direction with the Sorting Hat. However, she didn't make it to the latest addition of Malfoys to Hogwarts. Halfway there the hat turned to face Vile and began yelling "Slytherin!" repeatedly.
"Well then, um… I guess you would be in Slytherin then…" McGonagall remarked as Vile sauntered off to the Slytherin table.
"Hey, no fair! She's more evil than me!" Draco yelled and playfully slugged his cousin in the arm as she sat next to him.
The Gryffindors were all looking at each other, muttering things like, "There's someone more evil than Draco Malfoy?!?"
Meanwhile, at the Professor's table, Remus Lupin was stroking his chin thoughtfully. His Lycanthropic senses were raging off the charts and had been ever since the Malfoy girl had entered the hall. And she had a wolf as her familiar… Was it possible that there were now two werewolves at Hogwarts?
Draco turned to his cousin and asked, "So Vile, what do you think of Hogwarts so far?"
"Well Draco, you Brits play some pussy ass Quidditch, you have a hat that is in dire need of a bath, sings, and absolutely *has* to be homosexual, nobody is talking about anything even remotely interesting, no one is evil enough, and you headmaster looks like Santa Claus on the Subway diet. To sum up, I am feeling no emotion whatsoever, and your little school needs to be Vile-ated," she replied.
"My dear cousin, what will it take to melt that block of ice, knives, and sarcasm residing in your chest that you call a heart?" Draco asked with a smirk.
"Only a naked man in a trench coat. And what about you, sweet cousin?" she replied.
"A redhead in a spiked dog collar and hot chocolate syrup," Draco said with a wistful smile.
And all the Slytherins moved away from him there on the bench….
"The redhead has to be a fox demon," he then added.
And they all moved back…
"First, I plan to start a Theatre Troupe. And teach y'all how to play *real* Quidditch. And start a cheerleading squad, so that I can make fun of them. And a half-time show. And…" Vile said.
"Stop!" Draco yelled, putting up a hand. "Oh mighty Ice Queen, you cannot hope to change the world, much less the minds of stubborn British wizards!"
Vile looked over at him, raised her finger, and pointed it in her cousin's chest.
"Draconis Lucius Malfoy! How *dare* you suggest that I can't have things my way! We are *Malfoys*, Draco. We are Slytherins, *and* we are Veela. We can have whatever the hell we want. I'm going to use my assets to turn this school into something I can stand."
"Uh huh… so sorry to doubt you, Your Majesty," Draco replied, rolling his eyes.
"Oh don't be so down about it! We're also going to play quite a lot of evil pranks, corrupt the Gryffindors, and get you your very own fox demon!" Vile said with an evil grin.
"Now *that* I like," Draco said, fantasizing about evil Gryffindors and fox demons. "Where are we going to find my fox demon?"
Vile pointed to Ron Weasley.
"Right over there. At the Gryffindor table," she said, already planning the conquer.
"No. *Fuck* no. That's the *Weasel*. There's no way in hell I would want *him*, especially not in a spiked dog collar and hot chocolate syrup…" Draco replied, drifting off.
Vile rolled her eyes and said "You don't look too convincing there, Draco."
"I am *not* going to do *anything* with that limp dick," Draco said adamantly.
We'll see," Vile replied sweetly.
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Vile woke up early the next morning.
"Goddamn, what is wrong with me? I'm waking up *early*… and… OH GODS! I'm *chipper*!" she said with a shudder.
She pulled on a pair of mint green pajama pants with puppies all over them, a pale pink t-shirt, her Hogwarts robes, and her Care Bears slippers. She then braided her bright pink and blonde hair into pigtails and tied the braids off with blue and pink My Little Pony shoelaces. As evil and Slytherin as she liked to think herself, she really liked little kid stuff… and pink.
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It was the first day of classes. Looking at her schedule, she saw that she had Potions with Professor Snape first, the Defense Against the Dark Arts with Professor Lupin. After that she had History of Magic with Professor Binns, and Care of Magical Creatures with Hagrid.
She grabbed Draco and they went to the dungeons.
"Uncle Sevvie!" yelled Vile, jumping on Professor Snape as she and Draco entered the Potions classroom.
Severus was her father and Uncle Lucius' half-brother.
"Oh great," Severus said, pushing her away. "Now I have to deal with the *both* of you?"
Vile looked up at her uncle, a huge grin plastered on her face.
"Yes, you gotta babysit!" she said and plopped down next to Draco.
Severus looked to the ceiling, praying to some unknown deity.
"Please, *please*, just kill me now," he begged.
Of course, Draco and Vile snickered evilly.
Then the Gryffindor and Slytherin seventh-years witnessed something even more frightening than the Dark Lord himself: Professor Snape *smiled*.
"Today we will be working on Healing Potions. I will place you into groups," Professor Snape announced as he strolled through the aisles.
"Weasley and Malfoy… Draco Malfoy, that is. Potter and the other Malfoy. Granger and Thomas. Finnegan and Longbottom," and so on and so on.
"Oh, and try not to screw anything up," he added.
"Hi, I'm Vile Malfoy," Vile said with a smile as she went over to Harry's table.
Harry looked up at Vile, surprised that a Slytherin, and Draco Malfoy's cousin no less, was being civil, if not nice, towards him.
"I'm Harry Potter," he replied, sticking out his hand.
Vile shook it and said, "You look surprised."
"Well, to tell you the truth, I wasn't expecting you to be nice to me. I mean… you're a Slytherin, and a Malfoy. I don't think Draco has ever had anything nice to say to me. Plus, Pansy Parkinson was saying rather loudly at the Prefect's meeting this morning that you're an evil bitch," Harry replied nervously.
Vile just laughed and said, "Yes I am *very* much a Slytherin. And I am a Malfoy. And I am pretty cold-hearted… but that doesn't mean that I'm a bitch. I just don't feel emotions. Except maybe anger… And don't worry about Dre-Dre. He's just scared of Uncle Lucius."
"Dre-Dre?" Harry asked, trying to hide a smirk as he dropped phoenix tears into the cauldron.
Vile smiled and replied, "Yes. Tell *everyone*. And call him that from now. It's really fun to see him all pissed off. Heh… he made the mistake of telling me about the ferret incident back in y'all's fourth year, so I bought a tiny white ferret, named it Dre-Dre, and taught it to bounce. He was *so* mad."
She then looked towards Neville and Seamus' table, and saw a disaster waiting to strike.
She screamed, "NOOOO!!!" and tackled Neville to the floor.
Professor Snape walked over and asked, "Vile… *why* did you do that?"
Vile sat up, making her seat on Neville's pudgy stomach.
"Uncle Sevvie, he was about to put the newt's eyes in *before* the drops of dragon's blood!" Vile replied urgently.
Shock came over Severus' face and he walked away muttering something like "bloody Longbottom" and "ten points from Gryffindor."
Neville looked up at the girl sitting on his stomach and asked, "Um… can you please get off me now?"
Vile pecked him on the nose and replied, "Nope. You're comfy. Will you be my teddy bear?"
Neville blushed and managed to squeak a barely audible "yes" out.
Snape grumbled, "Bloody girl has absolutely *no* taste in men."
All the Slytherins were shocked that Vile was flirting with a Gryffindor, while all the Gryffindors were shocked that she was flirting with *Neville*, the resident dork.
Vile merely giggled (yes, giggled) and said, "He's cute and fluffy. Perfect teddy bear material. I have a new friend!"
Luckily, class ended before anymore insanity could ensue, and the Slytherins were off to Defense Against the Dark Arts with the Ravenclaws.
Vile blew a kiss at both Neville *and* Harry before heading out the door.
"Vile you're such a flirt," Draco said, rolling his eyes at her.
"Smoldering temptress?" she asked, hopefully.
"No, more like bright and bubbly…" he replied, recalling the Muggle movie, Moulin Rouge, which she had forced him to watch several times over.
She looked up at him again, her disgust written all over her face, and asked, "I'm… bright and… b-b-bubbly?"
Draco grinned maliciously and replied, "Yes."
"Oh shit," she said, and was silent the rest of the way to Defense Against the Dark Arts.
Vile was actually somewhat looking forward to DADA, because Draco had said that the professor was a werewolf. She was glad for this; she didn't want Fenrer to be the only fellow wolf around.
She sat all though class, anxious for the end. *Finally*, Professor Lupin dismissed everyone.
Vile walked up to his desk and said "Professor Lupin, may I have a word with you?"
Remus looked at her with a surprised expression on his face and replied, "Sure. What's on your mind Miss Malfoy?"
"First of all, please call me Vile," she said. "Second of all, Draco tells me that you are a werewolf, and that you still transform with the Lunar Cycle."
The Professor looked at her, shocked, and asked, "You mean there's another way?"
Vile smiled and replied, "Yes. I was bitten a long time ago, and had the opportunity to train myself to control the transformation. I can now transform at will. It is no longer painful, nor does it take any energy out of me. Plus, I'm able to keep my mind while I'm a wolf… as if I'm merely taking an Animagi form. I'm able to control who and what I bite or kill. I only transform when necessary for self-defense. I wouldn't normally do this, but I am willing to help you, if you are willing to be helped."
Remus was trying very hard to contain his excitement and said with barely a breath, "Oh, I'm willing."
"Okay then. I'm told that you used to go to the Shrieking Shack on the full moon?" she asked.
"Yes. No one else ever goes there," he replied.
"Good. Meet me there every Tuesday and Thursday night at eight o'clock," she said, and walked out the door.
//Oh dear gods…// she thought once outside the door. //I just did a good deed… NOOOO!!!//
She then ran down the hall, screaming and pulling at her pigtails.
Vincent Crabbe turned to Draco and asked, "What's up with her?"
"Draco replied simply, "She did a good deed."
The rest of the Slytherins looked very enlightened then and said, "Oooh… so *that's* what happens when someone does a good deed…"
Draco laughed and said, "Nope, only Malfoys have that reaction. It's as if we're allergic to it or something…"
Blaise Zabini turned to Draco and asked, " She did a good deed? Are you *sure* she's supposed to be in Slytherin?"
Draco looked at Zabini as if he were crazy and replied, "Uhh… *yeah*… she's more evil than *I* am… Even the Sorting Hat was scared of her."
And then Blaise put his foot in his mouth… literally.
A/N: And now, the reviewer cookie. (Yes that's singular… L)
Caytin Lowe: Ha, you better like it! And I finally got a review from you. In the ghetto… (I had to…)
