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Kari-chan's Fairytale Collection: Rapunzel
By: Kari
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Disclaimer: Yami no Matsuei is a rightful property of Yoko Matsushita- sensei and all related terms. Rapunzel is a rightful property of the Brothers Grimm, I don't own anything, so please don't sue.
Author's Notes: Just a reminder to everyone, this is NOT YAOI. Think whatever you want, this isn't YAOI.
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Narrator (that would be me, Kari): There was once a man and his wife who had long wished for a child, and they had reason to hope that heaven would surely grant their wish . . . a child of their very own.
There was a little window at the back of their house, which over-looked the wonderful scenery of a grand garden, filled with all kinds of sweets, of huge apple pies the size of refrigerators, of mounts of different flavored ice cream, different flavored bonbons, and some lush gum in all kinds of colors. It was however surrounded by a high wall, and no one dared to enter it, because a powerful, evil, psychopathic, eccentric, sadistic, perverted, crazy, delusional wizard owned it.
Arrow: *points to Muraki* psychopathic, eccentric, sadistic, perverted, crazy, delusional.
Muraki (Wizard): OO;; Mou, that's so mean Kari-chan~!!
Kari: I'm not the one in charge of the script. Tsuzuki described you like that, not me.
Muraki: How mean ;__;
Kari: One day the woman standing at this window and looking into the garden saw a bed planted with enticing pocky^^;; it looked so delicious, and sweet that she longed to eat it every day; and she knew she could never be satisfied, that she looked so pale and miserable.
Tatsumi (Husband): What ails you, my dear wife? *twitch, twitch*GAH~!! Why do I have to do this~?! Kari you shall experience a very PAINFUL death~!!
Kari: OO;;
Watari (Wife): Alas~!! If I cannot get any of those pocky to eat from the garden behind our house, I shall die as a sad woman *insert ever so dramatic flair from a sobbing Watari-chan* Wow never realized I was such a WONDERFUL actor.
DWFC (Drooling Watari Fans' Club): *of course people they're drooling*
(A/N: That is IF he has ONE.)
Watari: Of course I have one~!! I think. . .
Tatsumi: Hmph. I'd be the first one to celebrate after you die-
Kari: Tatsumi-chan~!! I'll feed you to Tsuzuki-chan if you don't do this properly~!!
Tatsumi: O.o *clears throat* as I was saying, before I would never let my glorious *twitch, twitch* wife die until I fetch her some of that pocky, whatever it may costs me *dramatic flair much to Tatsumi's chagrin*
Kari: Wow, that rhymed~!! So in the twilight he climbed over the wall into the evil psychopath-I mean wizard owned, and took it back to his wife.
Watari: *immediately stuffs the pocky in his mouth and finishes it in one gulp* ^_________^ I'm so happy thank you my dearest husband~!! *insert yet another ever so dramatic flair*
Tatsumi: *twitch, twitch* How could you even smile~?! Kari, you know how to exorcist demons right?
Kari: OO;; Yeah I do, but let's not talk about that we have a story to finish, as I was saying. . . It was so very, very nice and she enjoyed it immensely, that her longing for it increased three-fold.
Watari: *fakes coughing* my dear husband~!! I need pocky~!! Or I shall die~!! *mocks faint*
Tatsumi: serves him right-I mean I shall get it quickly for you *twitch, twitch* my dear wife. Do I actually have to follow the script. Why can't I just kill him-or. . . her? O.o
Kari: NO you can't its not in the script. So in the twilight he sent out gain, determined to get his wife (Tatsumi: *twitch, twitch*) some pocky. When he got over the wall he was terrified, because he had came face to face with the mental patient-I mean wizard.
Muraki: That's the second mistake you made~!!
Kari: OO don't sue me. Sue Hisoka and Tsuzuki, they're the ones who made the script~!!
Tatsumi: I see. That's why the garden consisted of sweets, and the rampion was replaced with pocky OO;;
Muraki: *scary aura around him* how dare you come into my garden like a thief and steal my. . . err pocky. Yeah that's right my pocky~!! *lightning flashes, and thunder rolls in the background* it shall be the worse for you.
Tatsumi: ALAS~!! *dramatic flair* be merciful-This is getting too far Kari~!!-to me. I am only here for necessity. My wife *twitch, twitch* sees your garden from the window, and she has such a longing for it that she would die, if she could not get some of it, she has been so sad and pale and miserable~!!
Arrow: *points to Watari who is playing with 003 in the background and laughing his butt off* sad and pale and miserable wife.
Kari: And so the-
Muraki: *makes scary face* Kari~!!
Kari: ^^;; I know, I know, the WIZARD's anger abated and he made a condition with the husband.
Muraki: If it is you say, I will allow you to take away with you as much pocky as you like, but on one condition. You must give me the child your wife (Tatsumi: *twitch, twitch*) is about to bring to this world. I will take care of it like a mother-I mean father and all will be well with it.
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To be continued. . . ?
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Kari: So minna, what do you think of it? Like it hate it?
Tatsumi: I HATE IT~!!
Watari: I LOVE IT~!!
Muraki: *no comment*
Kari: ^^;; I wasn't asking for your opinion. Anyways please review~!! Anyways can you guess who would Rapunzel be? It might be a little bit obvious though . . . ^^ 'Til next time minna~!! This is dedicated to Patty- chan (or Jap_girl). Advance Happy Birthday~!! I'll make sure Hisoka-chan strips for you.
Hisoka: *O*
Kari: ^^;; It was a joke. . .
Hisoka: *sighs* OO;; you scared me.
Kari: But. . . if you think about it she might like that.
Hisoka: *promptly dies -again-
Kari: Review minna~!!
Kari-chan's Fairytale Collection: Rapunzel
By: Kari
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Disclaimer: Yami no Matsuei is a rightful property of Yoko Matsushita- sensei and all related terms. Rapunzel is a rightful property of the Brothers Grimm, I don't own anything, so please don't sue.
Author's Notes: Just a reminder to everyone, this is NOT YAOI. Think whatever you want, this isn't YAOI.
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Narrator (that would be me, Kari): There was once a man and his wife who had long wished for a child, and they had reason to hope that heaven would surely grant their wish . . . a child of their very own.
There was a little window at the back of their house, which over-looked the wonderful scenery of a grand garden, filled with all kinds of sweets, of huge apple pies the size of refrigerators, of mounts of different flavored ice cream, different flavored bonbons, and some lush gum in all kinds of colors. It was however surrounded by a high wall, and no one dared to enter it, because a powerful, evil, psychopathic, eccentric, sadistic, perverted, crazy, delusional wizard owned it.
Arrow: *points to Muraki* psychopathic, eccentric, sadistic, perverted, crazy, delusional.
Muraki (Wizard): OO;; Mou, that's so mean Kari-chan~!!
Kari: I'm not the one in charge of the script. Tsuzuki described you like that, not me.
Muraki: How mean ;__;
Kari: One day the woman standing at this window and looking into the garden saw a bed planted with enticing pocky^^;; it looked so delicious, and sweet that she longed to eat it every day; and she knew she could never be satisfied, that she looked so pale and miserable.
Tatsumi (Husband): What ails you, my dear wife? *twitch, twitch*GAH~!! Why do I have to do this~?! Kari you shall experience a very PAINFUL death~!!
Kari: OO;;
Watari (Wife): Alas~!! If I cannot get any of those pocky to eat from the garden behind our house, I shall die as a sad woman *insert ever so dramatic flair from a sobbing Watari-chan* Wow never realized I was such a WONDERFUL actor.
DWFC (Drooling Watari Fans' Club): *of course people they're drooling*
(A/N: That is IF he has ONE.)
Watari: Of course I have one~!! I think. . .
Tatsumi: Hmph. I'd be the first one to celebrate after you die-
Kari: Tatsumi-chan~!! I'll feed you to Tsuzuki-chan if you don't do this properly~!!
Tatsumi: O.o *clears throat* as I was saying, before I would never let my glorious *twitch, twitch* wife die until I fetch her some of that pocky, whatever it may costs me *dramatic flair much to Tatsumi's chagrin*
Kari: Wow, that rhymed~!! So in the twilight he climbed over the wall into the evil psychopath-I mean wizard owned, and took it back to his wife.
Watari: *immediately stuffs the pocky in his mouth and finishes it in one gulp* ^_________^ I'm so happy thank you my dearest husband~!! *insert yet another ever so dramatic flair*
Tatsumi: *twitch, twitch* How could you even smile~?! Kari, you know how to exorcist demons right?
Kari: OO;; Yeah I do, but let's not talk about that we have a story to finish, as I was saying. . . It was so very, very nice and she enjoyed it immensely, that her longing for it increased three-fold.
Watari: *fakes coughing* my dear husband~!! I need pocky~!! Or I shall die~!! *mocks faint*
Tatsumi: serves him right-I mean I shall get it quickly for you *twitch, twitch* my dear wife. Do I actually have to follow the script. Why can't I just kill him-or. . . her? O.o
Kari: NO you can't its not in the script. So in the twilight he sent out gain, determined to get his wife (Tatsumi: *twitch, twitch*) some pocky. When he got over the wall he was terrified, because he had came face to face with the mental patient-I mean wizard.
Muraki: That's the second mistake you made~!!
Kari: OO don't sue me. Sue Hisoka and Tsuzuki, they're the ones who made the script~!!
Tatsumi: I see. That's why the garden consisted of sweets, and the rampion was replaced with pocky OO;;
Muraki: *scary aura around him* how dare you come into my garden like a thief and steal my. . . err pocky. Yeah that's right my pocky~!! *lightning flashes, and thunder rolls in the background* it shall be the worse for you.
Tatsumi: ALAS~!! *dramatic flair* be merciful-This is getting too far Kari~!!-to me. I am only here for necessity. My wife *twitch, twitch* sees your garden from the window, and she has such a longing for it that she would die, if she could not get some of it, she has been so sad and pale and miserable~!!
Arrow: *points to Watari who is playing with 003 in the background and laughing his butt off* sad and pale and miserable wife.
Kari: And so the-
Muraki: *makes scary face* Kari~!!
Kari: ^^;; I know, I know, the WIZARD's anger abated and he made a condition with the husband.
Muraki: If it is you say, I will allow you to take away with you as much pocky as you like, but on one condition. You must give me the child your wife (Tatsumi: *twitch, twitch*) is about to bring to this world. I will take care of it like a mother-I mean father and all will be well with it.
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To be continued. . . ?
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Kari: So minna, what do you think of it? Like it hate it?
Tatsumi: I HATE IT~!!
Watari: I LOVE IT~!!
Muraki: *no comment*
Kari: ^^;; I wasn't asking for your opinion. Anyways please review~!! Anyways can you guess who would Rapunzel be? It might be a little bit obvious though . . . ^^ 'Til next time minna~!! This is dedicated to Patty- chan (or Jap_girl). Advance Happy Birthday~!! I'll make sure Hisoka-chan strips for you.
Hisoka: *O*
Kari: ^^;; It was a joke. . .
Hisoka: *sighs* OO;; you scared me.
Kari: But. . . if you think about it she might like that.
Hisoka: *promptly dies -again-
Kari: Review minna~!!
