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Kari-chan's Fairytale Collection: Rapunzel

By: Kari

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Disclaimer: Yami no Matsuei is a rightful property of Yoko Matsushita- sensei and all related terms. Rapunzel is a rightful property of the Brothers Grimm, I don't own anything, so please don't sue.

Author's Notes: Just a reminder to everyone, this is NOT YAOI. Think whatever you want, this isn't YAOI.

Kari: Thanks to everyone who reviewed~!! I'd like to especially thank them. Tatsumi-chan please help me~!!

Tatsumi: *twitch, twitch* Thanks goes to ***ryuuen-san. Thank you very much for being the first one to review.

Muraki: *starry-eyed* UWAA~!! I never knew I was such a wonderful gardener~!! I'll give you all the pocky you want . . . But you didn't have to call me eccentric, perverted, delusional OO;;

Tatsumi: To the ***Literary Eagle-san, Kari says that she will definitely continue this *twitch, twitch* I can't see what's so cute about this fic . . .

Watari: They were probably moved by my supreme skills in acting *SD starry- eyed like Muraki*

Tatsumi: *still twitching* to ***Kikkyo-san Kari is very happy that the story made you laugh, although it did nothing to me but torture and continuous twitching, Kari wants to thank you, and for the next fairy tale it would be Jack and the Beanstalk *twitch, twitch* I read the whole script and it was much more horrible than this one *twitch, twitch*

Muraki: I feel so LURVED~!! *heart and flowery background, Watari-chan helping with the sparkly effect*

Tatsumi: Kari expresses her thanks to ***Moon Flower-san, I would also like to thank you for the pitying me, but please you did NOT have to encourage the sugar-high girl to continue.

Muraki and Watari: *still completely oblivious and enjoying the sparkly-y effect of the background* ^_______^

Tatsumi: To ***Koyuki-san, we also appreciate your review, actually I don't only Kari and the oblivious two idiots are the only ones. And much to my horror, she WILL continue this ficcie, I really can't see what's so cute about this fic.

Muraki and Watari: WE ARE~!! *emerges from the dressing room wearing pink tutus and performs the Waltz of the Flowers*

Tatsumi: *he's still twitching* to ***Vulpick-san, yes I agree at first it was supposedly Watari but Kari's insanity level was very high at that moment and made someone else Rapunzel. And yes this is the "Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair" thing-y and if you find her name weird, read on further because Kari's insanity has just got a level higher, and she changed the name.

Watari: 8D why don't we let Tatsumi try on our tutus?

Muraki: 8D such a wonderful idea~!!

Tatsumi: *twitch, twitch* to ***stepcie-san Kari thanks you and she is very glad that you love it.

Kari: Thanks everyone~!! I updated the next chapter as fast as I can~!!

Watari and Muraki: *attacks an unsuspecting Tatsumi. There are lots of smoke, and occasional feet and hands appearing, and shouts of agony (by Tatsumi) and a pink tutu*

Kari: ^-^ Hope you enjoy the second chapter~!!

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Narrator (Yes, its me Kari): In the last chapter, the perverted mental-

Muraki: Kari~!!

Kari: ^^;; gomen, gomen sue Tsuzuki and Hisoka~!! As I was saying, in the last chapter, the wizard, Muraki, made a deal with the husband (Tatsumi: *twitch, twitch*) that they will give him their first-born child in exchange for all the pocky they want for his sad, pale, and miserable wife . . . In his fear-

Tatsumi: I do NOT fear the hentai~!!

Muraki: Gah~!! Would everyone stop calling me names~!!

Arrow: *points to Watari who is still playing with 003 and eating some chocolate pocky* sad, pale and miserable wife.

Kari: -As I was saying, in exchange of all the pocky they want the husband (Tatsumi: *twitch, twitch* and the wife (Watari: ^__________^) decided to exchange their baby for the pocky. When the child was born the wizard appeared, and took it away with her-I mean him~!!

Muraki: *SD murderous mode*

Kari: ^^;; Heh, hehe, gomen Muraki-chan, sue Hisoka-chan and Tsuzuki-chan, anyways. . . The wizard took away the baby and named her (or should I say him^^;;) and named her Pockyzel (A/N: I swear there is an explanation for the name~!! You see in the real story the wife craved for rampion, and thus the witch named Rapunzel, the baby which is after the name rampion, and as for this ficcie . . . Dammit, I just read an angst-y CCS ficcie, and I can't help laughing~!! Gomen~!! I just finished some cups of coffee)

Pockyzel (A/N: I still can't help laughing dammit~!! BWAHAHAHA~!!) Was the most beautiful child under the sun. And minna-san Pockyzel is starring as. . . *drum rolls* Hisoka-chan~!!

Hisoka: *appears with long blond hair and is wearing a dress*

Watari: *is still eating pocky and playing with 003* I'm your sad, pale miserable mother~!! ^_________^

Tsuzuki: *starry-eyed* wow Hisoka-chan you look cute with long hair.

Hisoka: *SD murderous ogre, and is currently screaming bloody murder*

Tatsumi: *veins popping out* Choose Kurosaki-kun~!! Be Rapunzel-err I mean Pockyzel or strip for Patty-sama *twitch, twitch* (A/N: since this is dedicated to Patty (Jap_girl) so I've asked (Tatsumi: more like blackmailed) ^^;; The YnM cast to call her that.

Hisoka: *immediately shuts up* I'LL DO IT~!!

Muraki: *starry-eyed* Fufufufu~!! I get a daughter-

Hisoka: *hits Muraki with a plastic bottle*

Muraki: @_____@

Kari: OI~!! That's my plastic bottle I hit Yuri-chan with~!! Why do you have it?!

Hisoka: *sticks tongue out* Now proceed with the story narrator~!!

Kari: OO;; Err, okay, when Pockyzel-

Hisoka: *returns to his SD murderous mode* Call me Hisoka~!!

Kari: O~okay, when Hisoka turned twelve, the evil wizard shut him up in a tower, which stood in the wood, it had neither staircase nor doors, but only a little window quite high up in the wall. When the witch-I mean the wizard-

Muraki: GAH~!! Why is it witch now~?!

Kari: ^^;;When the wizard wanted to enter the tower she stood at the foot of the tower and cried:

Muraki: Pockyzel-!! *flying projectiles hit him, then a piano, a fridge, and a large piece of boulder* XO

Hisoka: *emerges from the tower all SD and murderous looking* HAVE I TOLD YOU NEVER CALL ME BY THAT REVOLTING NAME~!!!

Muraki: ^^;; Gomen, gomen, Hisoka~!! Hisoka~!! Let down your fake plastic silicon hair~!!

Tatsumi: OO Does the 'fake plastic silicon' description has to be added?

Kari: OO;; I don't know I didn't make the script. Hisoka had splendid long hair as fine as spun gold. As soon as she-

Hisoka: *still in his angry murderous state* I am a HE~!!

Kari: ^^;; As soon as HE heard the voice of the wizard he unfastened his plaits and twisted his hair around a hook by the window. It fell downward, and the wizard climbed by it. It happened a few years later that the King's son rode through the forest.

Tsuzuki: *all starry-eyed, and is waving frantically* High to all my beautiful fans out there~!! ^___________^ * is currently riding Tohda (A/N: is the spelling correct) who looks silly wearing a costume of a brown donkey*

Tohda: - -

Tatsumi: He's so loyal to Tsuzuki.

Muraki and Watari: *nods to in agreement*

Kari: Hmm, funny I though it was horse . . . oh well as he approached the heart of the forest he came closer to the tower. From thence he heard a song so lovely that he stopped to listen.

Tsuzuki: *continues to wave frantically and is still riding a 'running' Tohda* ^_______^

Arrow: *points at Tsuzuki* idiot.

Kari: *clears throat* AS I was saying he heard a song so lovely that he STOPPED to LISTEN and NOT lick lollipops.

Tsuzuki: *has spotted a lollipop (A/N: Wonder where he got that) and is now licking it while riding a STILL running Tohda*

Hisoka: *now completely SD murderous, and very, VERY angry* TSUZUKI~!! STOP The FRIGGIN' WAVING AND STOP CIRCLING THE DAMNED TOWER~!! RIGHT NOW~!! *Looks silly in a pink pastel dress hurling a large wooden door. *

Tsuzuki: *immediately stops and turns into and SD puppy* UWAA~!! HE SCREAMED AT ME- *hit by a big, thick wooden door* XO

Hisoka: He stopped, Kari please continue. . .

Kari: OO;; Er. . .okay, the prince stopped to listen because of the loveliness of the voice. It was Hisoka who in his loveliness made his sweet voice resound to pass away the time. The king's son wanted too much to join her . . .

Tsuzuki: T_____T NO~!! GET ME AWAY FROM HISOKA~!!! I NEVER WANT TO APPROACH HIM EVEN IF HE IS MY PARTNER~!! HE'LL SEND ME TO MY DEATH~!!

Tohda: *looking ridiculous, still wearing the donkey costume, pulling Tsuzuki by his legs who has now secured his arms around a large tree*

Hisoka: *smirking triumphantly in the background*

Watari, Muraki and Tatsumi: OO;; isn't he dead already?

Kari: ^-^As I was saying, the king's son sought for a door for his want to join him, but to no avail he found none. He rode home but the song had touched his heart so deeply that he went into the forest everyday to listen.

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To be continued . . .?

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Kari: The next chapter would be the end of this fairytale which was especially revised by me with the help from Tsuzuki-chan and Hisoka-chan The next fairytale would be Jack and the Beanstalk~!!

Tatsumi: Kari says please review

Muraki and Watari: *dancing together*

Tatsumi: The level of their insanity has just gone up the moment you wrote this thing.

Kari: ^_^ How nice

Hisoka: OO;; Err, yes remember to review, minna.