Kari-chan's Fairytale Collection: Rapunzel

By: Kari

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Disclaimer: Yami no Matsuei is a rightful property of Yoko Matsushita- sensei and all related terms. Rapunzel is a rightful property of the Brothers Grimm, I don't own anything, so please don't sue.

Author's Notes: Just a reminder to everyone, this is NOT YAOI. Think whatever you want, this isn't YAOI. Warning: OOC-ness. Happy birthday to Jap_girl~!! ^_____^

Kari: ^-^ Everyone's SOO nice I haven't had a flame yet.

Tatsumi: Someone out there please flame her.

Hisoka: She wouldn't stop even if she did get flames she's incredibly thick- skinned.

Kari: ^-^ Hisoka-chan it's your turn to help me to thank our nice reviewers~!!

Hisoka: OO;; Will I get be assaulted by maniacs and be forced to wear a pink tutu like someone *cough*Tatsumi*cough*

Tatsumi: *twitch, twitch*

Kari: I don't know~!!

Hisoka: OO;; Kari wants to thank ***Literary Eagle-san. I'm glad you like it~!! Thank you for being the first one to review the second chapter.

Tsuzuki: ^__________^ ***Literary Eagle-san liked you Tohda~!! Wow~!! You're a great hit.

Tohda: *still wearing the donkey costume* - -U

Hisoka: OO;; also thanks goes to ***yukie-chan. I hope that Kari updated soon enough. She's also sorry that the chapters are short; she says she'll try to make them longer.

Tsuzuki: Does that mean I have to write longer scripts? But my hands are sore from all that typing~!!

Hisoka: *hits Tsuzuki with a plastic bottle* what do you mean by typing~?! Maybe you mean by taking off those candy wrappers. You hardly do anything but criticize, and eat~!! I do everything if you must know~!!

Kari: . I still have to know how the heck Hisoka got my plastic bottle~!!

Hisoka: Kari would also like to thank ***Vulpick-san, yes it is interesting, but it is complete torture.

Watari: That's not true Soka-chan~!! It's SOO much fun~!!!

Hisoka: OO;; Err, yeah, whatever. Thanks also to ***Koyuki-san so you also enjoy Muraki's pocky, hmm, and about the hair thing its much more interesting than being cut.

Muraki: UWA~!! Maybe I should be a gardener instead of a sadistic doctor~!! *SD starry-eyed*

Hisoka: OO;; O~kay, thanks goes to ***Gigi Natsuko-san thank you for reviewing *twitch, twitch*

Tsuzuki: *SD starry-eyed* UWA~!! Look Soka-chan, someone thinks you're cut in a wig and a dress. I told you so~!!

Hisoka: *twitch, twitch* also to ***Moon Flower-san, hmmm, maybe I should suggest that . .

Tatsumi: Thanks you ***Moon Flower-san~!! Yes maybe Oriya would like to take part of this suicide. You should stop writing these things, its murderous, and VERY bad for our health.

Kari: ^-^ It's not suicidal Sei-chan~!! And I would never stop writing this, even if you begged me, anyways, here's the next chapter please review~!!

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Narrator (Its still me, Kari): As I was saying the prince was lured to the beautiful voice that he visited the forest everyday to listen to it.

Tsuzuki: - - ZZZzzzzzz . . .

Hisoka: *is totally ticked off and is now hurling a large statue which of course hits Tsuzuki* YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE LISTENING~!! NOT SLEEPING~!!

Tsuzuki: XO

Kari: OO;; I think you hit him TOO hard. Anyways, once when he was hidden behind a tree he saw a wizard come to the tower and call out:

Muraki: Pocky-

Hisoka: *dangerously points his gun at him*

Muraki: OO;; I mean, HISOKA~!! Hisoka~!! Let down your fake plastic silicon hair~!!

Kari: Hisoka lowered her plaits of hair and the wizard climbed up to her.

Tsuzuki: If that is the ladder by which one ascends, I will try my luck myself~!! ^_____^

Kari: And the next day when it began to grow dark he went to the tower and cried:

Tsuzuki: Hisoka, Hisoka let down your hair~!!

Kari: The hair fell down and the King's son climbed by it. To say that Hisoka was terrified was an understatement. He started hurling at the prince EVERYTHING, and believe me for a small tower there was a lot.

Hisoka: *throws at Tsuzuki EVERYTHING, which consists of a coffee table (Made of glass, ouch), the thick wooden door (very thick), the chairs, the bed (big, VERY big four poster bed), and everything hanging from the wall, including a mirror (glass again), and the big wooden cabinet*

Tsuzuki: @____@

Kari: But the prince spoke to her kindly and told her that his heart had been so deeply touched by her song that he had spoken so kindly and he had no peace and was obliged to see her.

Tsuzuki: NO~!!! I DON'T EVER WANT TO HEAR HISOKA'S VOICE EVER AGAIN~!!! NEVER AGAIN~!! I DON'T EVEN WANT TO SEE HIS SHADOW~!!

Hisoka: *admiring his fingernails*

Tatsumi: *arrives all murderous looking and glares at them* TSUZUKI IF YOU DO NOT DO THIS PROPERLY I WILL FIRE YOU~!! THE SAME GOES FOR YOU HISOKA~!!

Tsuzuki and Hisoka: *O*

Kari: *clears throat* Then Hisoka lost fear.

Hisoka: *twitching next to a blissfully oblivious Tsuzuki who is sipping his tea*

Kari: And when the prince asked him she would have him for a husband-

Hisoka: *faints* XO

Tsuzuki: *spits his tea and faints* XO

Kari: OO;; I thought the two of you made the script, how come you're so surprise?

Tatsumi: Because I replaced the 'when the prince asked Hisoka to give him some apple pie, and he obliged' part and changed it with the line you just read.

Kari: OO I see, anyways, when the prince asked this he saw that the prince was young and handsome-

Hisoka: *is now conscious but them he faints (again)*

Tsuzuki: ^________^ He finally admitted it~!!

Tatsumi: Once again I changed the 'Hisoka just wanted to kill the prince again and land him in hell' part.

Kari: OO;; Okay, then Hisoka thought. . .

Hisoka: I'm not saying it~!!

Tatsumi: Say it Kurosaki-kun or I'll reveal to the whole world your picture while taking a shower.

Hisoka: *faints again*

Jap_girl: *Appears from nowhere* Give it to me~!! I'll make more copies~!!

Tatsumi: No need for that I've had enough copies to last a lifetime-err rather to last the afterlife.

Jap_girl: O^-^O I've got to get my hands on that picture~!!

Hisoka: HewilllovemebetterthanthepervertthanyesIwillgladlygowithyoubutIdonotknowhowI

amtogetdownfromthistower.Whenyoucomewillyoubringaskeinofsilkwithyoueverytime ?IwilltwistitintoaladderandwhenitislongenoughIwilldescendbyitandyoucantakeme awaywithyouby yourhorse.

Kari: ^^;; Wow he said so much in a mouthful. Your amazing Soka-chan~!! That would be translated into something like this: "He will love me better than the pervert than yes I will gladly go with you but I do not know how I am to get down from this tower. When you come will you bring a skein of silk with you every time? I will twist it into a ladder and when it is long enough I will descend by it and you can take me away with you by your horse." Okay then Hisoka arranged with the prince that he should come and see her every evening, for the old wizard came in at daytime.

Arrow: *points at Muraki* psychopathic, eccentric, sadistic, perverted, crazy, delusional, and OLD wizard.

Muraki: MOU~!! Everyone's just so mean. I'm not that old~!! And I am not psychopathic, eccentric, sadistic, perverted, crazy and delusional . . . well just a bit, BUT I'm not that horrible.

Tatsumi: WhatEVER.

Arrow: *points at Watari who is stuffing himself with pocky* sad, pale, and miserable wife.

Kari: The wizard discovered nothing until Hisoka asked . . .

Hisoka: Tell me, stupid perverted wizard, why are you so much heavier to draw up than that bottomless spit Tsuzuki is?

Kari: OO;; that's not exactly the line.

Hisoka: They matter not. -_-

Muraki: Why you WICKED, EVIL-Wanted to say that for SOO long-child~!! What do you say? I though I had separated you from the world, and yet you have deceived me~!!

Kari: In the wizard's rage he seized Hisoka's beautiful hair twisted it twice around her left hand, and snatched a flame thrower and burned all of Hisoka's hair.

Muraki: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA-Uwa~!! I burned my hand~!! *jump off the tower*

Arrow: *points to Muraki*idiot flame thrower wielding evil, psychopathic, eccentric, sadistic, perverted, crazy, delusional wizard that jumps out of tall towers

Kari: Hisoka was in so much grief since the wizard had just got rid of his only treasured possession.

Hisoka: ^______________^ Thanks Muraki my head feels a lot lighter. That wig was so heavy~!!

Kari: OO;; Anyway, the wizard was so merciless that he took poor Hisoka away in the wilderness where she forced her to live in the greatest grief and misery. In the evening of the day on which the wizard had banished Hisoka, the wizard fastened the plaits which she had cut off to the hook by the window, and when the prince came and called.

Tsuzuki: Hisoka, Hisoka let down your hair! GAH~!! Don't throw anything sharp~!

Kari: The wizard lowered the hair, and the prince climbed it, but there he found not his beloved Hisoka but the wizard, who looked at him with pure hateful eyes.

Muraki: *starry-eyed* Tsuzuki-san, you came to see me~!! 8D

Kari: *clears throat* as I was saying the wizard explained to Tsuzuki the cruelty he did to Hisoka and told him that he will never see Hisoka again.

Muraki: *still chibi starry-eyed* 8D Tsuzuki-san.

Kari: The young prince beside himself with grief and in his despair he sprang out the window.

Tsuzuki: Yes~!! Hisoka's gone~!! No one's going to throw anything at me anymore~!! *dancing around the room* 8D

Kari: OO;; Tsuzuki-san it says here that you have to jump out the window.

Tsuzuki: Oh, okay I will *jumps off the window*

Kari: He was not killed, but the thorns among which he fell scratched his eyes and he was blinded

Tsuzuki: WOW~!! What a beautiful sunset~!!

Kari: OO;; anyways then- O_O

Tatsumi: Kari-san please continue, I really would appreciate it if you finish this one as soon as possible.

Kari: OO;; gomen Tatsumi, but it looks like that. . . the two of them hadn't finish writing the script

Tatsumi: OO

Hisoka: *appears from nowhere* I'll finish it~!!

Tatsumi: Then continue at once~!!

Hisoka: Okay, I'll have to be the narrator, Kari you'll be the audience.

Kari: Okay, I'd be obliged to.

Hisoka: *clears throat* The blind prince was soon attacked by rabid fan girls, an angry Tatsumi, a crazed Muraki, and a mental patient, the GuShoShin, by Russians, then some cursed stuffed animals, and by a dog. ^___________^ and everyone lives happily ever after.

Kari: Isn't that a little bit harsh?

Hisoka: It's NOTHING~!! Okay minna the next fairytale would be Jack and the Beanstalk~!! Specially revised by Tatsumi-san, I quit the job if all of you should know. Remember REVIEW~!! Or else I will send the rabid fan girls, an angry Tatsumi, a crazed Muraki, and a mental patient, the GuShoShin, Russians, then some cursed stuffed animals, and a dog after you~!!

Kari: ^^;; Review~!!

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To be continued . . .?

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