Kari-chan's Fairytale Collection: Jack and the Beanstalk

By: Kari

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Disclaimer: Yami no Matsuei is a rightful property of Yoko Matsushita- sensei and all related terms. Jack and the Beanstalk belongs to its rightful owners, I don't own anything, so please don't sue.

Author's Notes: Just a reminder to everyone, this is NOT YAOI. Think whatever you want, this isn't YAOI. Warning: OOC-ness.

Kari: Hey Everyone~!! Thanks to my lovely reviewers~!! Muraki-chan please help me...

Muraki: *SD starry-eyed* I'd be obliged to do that~~! First goes to ***Literary Eagle-san thank you again for being the first one to review the chapter~~!! I know I'm so cute when I'm in SD form~~!

Tatsumi: Very modest too.

Muraki: To ***Gigi Natsuko-san Kari's glad that this is worth of your attention. Your compliment is appreciated~~! Yes, Soka-chan was so KAWAII in a dress...

Hisoka: *vein popping out*

Muraki: To ***Vulpick-san don't worry we won't send the rabid fan girls, an angry Tatsumi, a crazed Muraki, a mental patient, the GuShoShin, Russians, then some cursed stuffed animals, and a dog. Did you know that Russians ate Pluto...?

Tatsumi: The last comment was totally irrelevant to our subject.

Tsuzuki: Is Pluto sweet?

Hisoka: *twitch, twitch*

Muraki: To ***Moon Flower-san we are all glad you liked it~~! And we have some good news... Tatsumi-san please do the honors~~!!

Tatsumi: Since I was appointed by Kari to revise Jack and the Beanstalk, due to Kurosaki-kun quitting, I will introduce some new characters... One of them would be Oriya-san especially for ***Moon Flower-san's entertainment. Please enjoy.

Oriya: *dies* XO

Muraki: Thanks ***Moon Flower-san~!! I know that my dancing skills far exceed Watari-chan's~!!

Watari: At least I'm not a idiot flame thrower wielding evil, psychopathic, eccentric, sadistic, perverted, crazy, delusional wizard that jumps out of tall towers. Ph, well at least I know some people do appreciate my dancing, ne Tsuzuki-kun?

Tsuzuki: - -

Muraki: OO;; He's sleeping again.

Hisoka: Didn't he just comment that Pluto is sweet?

Muraki: OO;; Anways thanks to ***Koyuki-san for the review, and yes I love happy endings

Tsuzuki: *SD inu with large watery eyes* I was chased by cursed stuffed animals~!! What was happy about that~?!

Muraki: OO;; weren't you just sleeping? Anyways also to ***Sissy & Kody, thanks you very and much and we are glad that you like it~~!! Hope that your ficcie is successful; Kari-chan would like to see it when she has time.

Kari: Thanks Muraki-chan now on with the insanity~!!! 8D

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Kari: I'm still the narrator. And now a new fairytale~!! ^________^ It's Jack and the Beanstalk, and guess what, Sei-chan is our new scriptwriter. Okay, let's get started . . .

There was once a widow who lived with her son Jack and a cow called Milky- Chocolate. They sold the cow's chocolate milk to pay for their pocky^^;; sadly, one morning Milky-Chocolate stopped giving chocolate milk.

Tohda: - -U Moo, moo . . . *dressed in a carabao costume*

Kari: OO;; I thought it was a cow, who's our costume designer anyways?

Tsuzuki: That would be me~!! ^_____________^

Kari: OO;; Oh. . .

Watari (Jack's Mother): What shall we do~?! *Dramatic flair* without milk we will have no money or pocky~!! (A/N: Hey it rhymes)

Hisoka: *twitch, twitch* Why does it seem that I'm always the main character~?! And why the heck is Watari my mother too~?!

Tatsumi: Its because your Patty-sama's *twitch, twitch* favorite character, as for the second question. . . I don't know.

Kari: Now Jack-

Hisoka: My name is Hisoka~!!

Kari: ^^ Now Hisoka was a clever girl-I mean boy, pardon me, he he he...

Hisoka: *glaring daggers*

Kari: Hisoka-chan was a clever boy, and he had a brilliant idea. The next day he rose so early and set off, with Milky-Chocolate plodding behind him. He planned to...

Milky-Chocolate: *dancing the... umm can't think of anything just imagine Tohda, I mean Milky-Chocolate on its tip toes and twirling around wearing a flimsy skirt, you know the ones they use for ballet* - -U

Tsuzuki: *chibi starry-eyed* Tohda is really good~~!

Muraki: OO I can dance better you know~~!!

Kari: People are paying Hisoka-chan to see Tohda dance...

Hisoka: *counting money* Hmm, I wonder why that idiot in the story didn't do this instead, its easier~~!

Oriya: Because there wasn't a bad but hot thief in the original story. *Emerges dressed in a skimpy outfit. Something you see in Bishoujo Sailormoon~!! You know the short (VERY short) pleated skirt and the flimsy top, with a gargantuan vein popping*

Hisoka/Watari/Muraki/Tatsumi/And practically everyone else: *dies laughing*

Kari: OO I thought you were supposed to be dressed in something more... manly?

Oriya: How about, the 'costume designer' is just so good.

Tsuzuki: *chibi inu* Why thank you Oriya-san~!! I just know this job was meant for me~~! *Starry-eyed*

Oriya: Is he so... innocent?

Hisoka: More like stupid.

Oriya: *clears throat* be amaze by my supreme powers, boy. I shall take all your money, and pocky...? And I thought Tsuzuki was the only one who was crazed with sweets. *Takes out a 'magical' wand (A/N: kinda like something you see in Bishoujo Sailormoon)*

Hisoka: *rolls down laughing* what you going to punish me by the power of the moon~!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA~!!

Oriya: *now twitching with the gargantuan vein popping. Raises his wand* You dare mock me~?! You shall feel the evil wrath of the Chibi King *twitch, twitch*

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To be continued . . .?

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Kari: Oriya-chan made his debut~~! ^-^

Tatsumi: Welcome to the suicide.

Tsuzuki: *glomps Oriya* I like you better than Sei-chan and Soka-chan~~! *SD inu* You appreciate my work~~!

Oriya: I agree he IS stupid.

Hisoka: Told you so. So minna, please review or else Oriya will punish you by the power of the moon.

Oriya: KUROSAKI~~!!! DDDDDIIIIIIIEEEEEE~~!!!