Kari-chan's Fairytale Collection: Jack and the Beanstalk

By: Kari

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Disclaimer: Yami no Matsuei is a rightful property of Yoko Matsushita- sensei and all related terms. Jack and the Beanstalk belongs to its rightful owners, I don't own anything, so please don't sue.

Author's Notes: Just a reminder to everyone, this is NOT YAOI. Think whatever you want, this isn't YAOI. Warning: OOC-ness. A little bit insane but you can still read and understand it^^

Kari: ^^ Yes the fifth installment of this chapter is finally ready~!! ^^ Watari-chan please help me thank the readers^^

Watari: *chibi starry-eyed* Finally I get to thank the reviewers... Thanks goes to ***Muchacha-san for being the first one to review the previous chapter~!!

Tsuzuki: I know I have so many adoring fans out there~!! Hisoka-chan is so mean too.

Watari: ^^;; Also ***Gigi Natsuko-san so another avid fan of Hisoka who wants to see him in a dress hmm...

Hisoka: I'd NEVER wear one EVER again.

Tsuzuki: *chibi inu* another someone who appreciates the costumes I make~!! I feel so loved~!!

Oriya: TT___TT how did I ever got messed up into this fic?

Watari: Also to ***Literary Eagle-san thank you for leaving a review, yet, another one who admires Tsuzuki-san's costumes.

Tsuzuki: Maybe I should be the PERMANENT costume designer~!! ^_____^

Minna (except Tsuzuki and Watari): *momentarily dies*

Watari: Thank you also to ***Vulpick-san, thank you for the compliment~!! And also to ***Moon Flower-san, thank you for leaving a review we are all glad you are enjoying it^^

Tsuzuki: ^_____^ I should seriously be the costume designer~!! WAAH~!! Heard that Soka-chan? Moon Flower-san said I'm special~!!

Hisoka: XO

Watari: ^^And also to ***Koyuki-san thank you for the review, and for the things that Soka-chan will steal from the castle, will be coming up in the next chapter...

Kari: Thanks Watari-chan~!! Okay minna here's the fifth chapter~!! Enjoy~!!

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Oriya: *wearing a short PINK pleated skirt, and a halter top that's also PINK, and knee high boot, his hair is very shiny and soft, and he's clutching his 'magic wand-thingy' not to mention there's a large vein popping in his head*

Hisoka: *still dies laughing*

Tohda: *still dancing in the carabao suit*

Oriya: *clears throat* AS I was saying you insolent boy, I shall punish you and-

Hisoka: *now resumes to counting his money*

Oriya: *gets even madder* YOU STUPID IDIOT LISTEN TO ME, SO I CAN PUNISH YOU~!!

Hisoka: *turns to look at him with wide SD circular eyes* OO

Oriya: *clears throat* because you have ignored me, and laugh at my costume, and have disrespected the chibi king you shall be punished most severely~~!!

Hisoka: *still looking innocent* what you gonna ask me to manicure your nails for you, and comb your hair?

Oriya: *looks thoughtful for a while* Hmm, that's a good idea... but no, I'll just punish you by bearing this burden and I'll steal this dancing cow- It looks like a carabao though. I'm sure the chibi king will be very pleased~!! *Evil lightning strikes and Oriya laughs maniacally with the wave of his wand he disappears with Tohda, or Milky-Chocolate*

Hisoka: *still blinking and then shrugs* So, Milky-Chocolate is gone, hmm mother shall be pleased she wanted to get rid of Milky-Chocolate since most of the neighbors said that the cow's dancing skills are far better than mother's. Besides the stupid thief didn't even steal my money... Hmm, what did he mean by 'burden'?

Voice: That would be me~!!

Hisoka: *blinks and looks down*

Tsuzuki (Voice): *looking absolutely cute*so you're my new master, ne, ne?

Hisoka: *still blinks cutely. He's left leg was being glomped by a chibi inu* who are you?

Tsuzuki: *still smiling* I'm you're burden~!! I'm here to make you're life a complete total hell~!!

Hisoka: OO

Tsuzuki: ^_______^

Hisoka: OO

Tsuzuki: ^_______^

Hisoka: OO

Tsuzuki: ^_______^

Hisoka: Err, okay, so I might as well take you to mother. *Grabs Tsuzuki by the neck who is purring like a cat^^;; and brings him to his mother*

Kari: While Watari was waiting for his son to come back Hisoka meanwhile was being annoyed by his 'burden'

Tsuzuki: Ne, ne why are you so quiet? Ne, ne why do you dress in rags? Ne, ne where are you taking me?

Hisoka: *has a gargantuan twitch popping out of hi head and is currently cursing the hot but sexy thief (self proclaimed by Oriya) that was dressed like a girl*

Kari: Hisoka finally arrived at the front of their door, and literally throws the door open, with his very cute 'burden' named Tsuzuki.

Watari: ^______^ Hello my son did you make any money, and where is Milky- Chocolate-chan? He's supposed to teach me a new dance move~!! *proceeds to glomp Hisoka's right leg (his left leg was being glomped by Tsuzuki)*

Hisoka: *twitch, twitch* Mother, Milky-Chocolate was kidnapped by a gay, and he had punished me with this burden. *points idly to Tsuzuki who was glomping him*

Watari: *eyes turns sparkly SD and proceeds to hug the so-called 'burden' and frees Hisoka of the glomping*

Hisoka: OO

Tsuzuki: *purring like a cat* Mother, I need some milk~!!

Watari: Soka-chan get your 'burden' some milk~~!!

Hisoka: *twitch, twitch* since, when did you call me Watari 'mother'? *walks out the door to buy some milk*

Kari: Obedient Hisoka-chan bought the milk as Watari-san had told him and returned as fast as he can.

Tsuzuki: *drinks all the milk in one gulp* I'm still hungry I'd want all the pocky in the world~!!

Watari: ^__________^ Soka-chan buy Tsuzuki-chan his pocky.

Hisoka: *twich, twitch*

Kari: Hisoka being the obedient son he is bought all the pocky he can find (and believe me all the pocky in the world isn't a small amount) and nothing was left of his money but a single cent. Hisoka came back home and Tsuzuki amazed Watari and Hisoka by finishing EVERYTHING in a matter of five seconds.

Tsuzuki: I'm still hungry~!!

Watari ^____________^ Soka-chan buy Tsuzuki anything~!

Hisoka: *twitch, twitch* but all we have is a cent~!! The only thing we can possibly buy is a piece of jellybean.

Kari: So Hisoka-chan bought the jellybean and when he came back home...

Tsuzuki: *pops the jellybean into his mouth and immediately spits it out the window* TT__TT it tastes awful it wasn't sweet at all~!!

Hisoka: *twitch, twitch* you wasted money.

Watari: ^___________^ Now, now Hisoka-chan it was only a cent.

Tsuzuki: I want to sleep. Sleep~!!

Hisoka: *twitch, twitch* Where is the 'burden' going to sleep?

Kari: Oi, oi Hisoka-chan the 'burden' has a name^^;;

Hisoka: I don't care, 'burden' you can sleep with mother. *immediately shuts the door to his room*

Watari: ^__________^ *grabs Tsuzuki by the collar who I might add is still purring* you go sleep in the bed, I sleep in the floor burden-chan.

Kari: OO;; Watari-san, its Tsuzuki. That night it rained so hard and the jellybean that Tsuzuki spitted out grew...

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To be continued . . .?

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Kari: Okay, minna review please. Sorry if there are any mistakes I didn't check the spelling since I'm rushing with my MKR fic.

Oriya: TT_TT I want to get out of here~!!

Tatsumi: NO, you cannot I am the scriptwriter and I am the one who makes the rules... (insert ever so evil laughter)

Oriya: TT_TT

Kari: ^^;; Okay ja for now~! Please remember to leave a review.