Kari-chan's Fairytale Collection: Jack and the Beanstalk
By: Kari
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Disclaimer: Yami no Matsuei is a rightful property of Yoko Matsushita- sensei and all related terms. Jack and the Beanstalk belongs to its rightful owners, I don't own anything, so please don't sue.
Author's Notes: Just a reminder to everyone, this is NOT YAOI. Think whatever you want, this isn't YAOI. Warning: OOC-ness. A little bit insane but you can still read and understand it^^ Oh, and yeah the Jack and the Beanstalk arc might be little longer than the Rapunzel arc, this may last for about four or five or more chapters.
Kari: Hmmm, I wonder whom will I ask to thank our lovely reviewers... How about you Oriya-chan~!!
Oriya: TT_TT Thanks goes to ***Literary Eagle-san for being the first *sob* one to review the fifth installment *sob* and yes Tsuzuki is a cute 'burden' I want to get out of here
Watari: ^^;;
Tsuzuki: Oriya-chan why are you crying is it because I'm much cuter than you are?
Oriya: *twitch, twitch*
Hisoka: I don't think that seems to be the problem...
Oriya: Anyways thank you to ***Vulpick-san, and yes you are the second person to include this in the review that Tsuzuki-san is... cute...
Tsuzuki: *chibi starry-eyed*
Oriya: Also to ***Koyuki-san thank you for leaving a review...
Hisoka: At least someone pities me.
Oriya: to ***Moon Flower-san, thank you and I have no comment about your review... *bursts into tears*
Tatsumi: Hmm, you do look nice in that sailormoon outfit...
Oriya: to ***Gigi Natsuko-san thank you for the review and the compliment as well, yes I already know I'm VERY sexy, and please do me the favor of combing my hair. *Sniff, sniff* this kind of job gives me split ends *sniff, sniff*
Tsuzuki: 8DDDD I'LL DO IT, I'LL DO IT, I'LL DO IT~~!!! YES I'LL MAKE HISOKA A NEW DRESS, THIS TIME SOMETHING MUCH MORE REVEALING... ^_______________________^
Hisoka: XO *dies AGAIN*
Oriya: also to ***empath-no-tenshi-san, yes this should fall under angst but Kari would not do it~~!
Kari: ^^ thanks for the compliment, yes that's one of my favorite sayings, 'laughter is the best medicine'
Hisoka: but it brought me nothing but tears~~! TT________TT
Oriya: I second that ;___;
Tsuzuki: I think this is one of the most adorable fics I've read~~! *Chibi starry-eyed*
Tatsumi: Tsuzuki-san this is the ONLY fic you have read...
Tsuzuki: OO;; I see, oh, well minna enjoy the six installment of this wonderful, adorable, beautiful-
Hisoka: He means hell, torture, and agony...
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Narrator (NO whatever you do it will still be Kari): Hisoka was still sleeping when he rolled over to a side and felt something sticky and wet. Groggily opening his eyes Hisoka found someone sleeping next to him.
Hisoka: *wiping the saliva off his face*
Muraki: *makes a face* EEEWWWWWWW~~!
Kari: OO;; what's Muraki doing here?
Muraki: OO;; oh, me I'm the housemaid~~!
Kari: Since when did they ever have a housemaid?
Tatsumi: Since I became the scriptwriter...
Kari: OO;; O~okay... Anyways back to the story...
Muraki: Hisoka-dono, ohayou gozaimasu~~~!! *Dressed in a plain dress and wearing an apron*
Hisoka: Nani? =___=
Tsuzuki: Mew... ohayou Hisoka-dono *continues to lick and glomp Hisoka*
Hisoka: What? Why is there a talking bug next to me?
Tsuzuki: *breaks down into tears* that's so mean~~! I'm a BURDEN~!! NOT a bug... Besides I'm too cute to be a bug~~! ;_____________; I want to go back with Oriya-san he was MUCH nicer~~~!
Hisoka: =____= Oh, and who's the mental patient standing next to you?
Muraki: *proceeds to hug Tsuzuki a. k. a. the burden and both sobs* Burden- san you are right, he IS mean... ;____________;
Kari: Oi, oi shouldn't you call him Tsuzuki, Muraki-san? Anyways Hisoka ignored the two idiots in the room who kept his company-
Muraki and Tsuzuki: *cries louder* WE ARE _NOT_ IDIOTS~~~!! TT____TT
Kari: OO;; It's in the script, sue Tatsumi-chan. As I was saying Hisoka shifted his gaze outside and was met with an unexpected sight. The jellybean that Tsuzuki-san had spitted had grown into a big beanstalk- correction a JELLYbeanstalk that went up SO high that it reached the heavens above. Hisoka still half asleep only stared at the jellybeanstalk and yawned.
Hisoka: Why's there an apple tree in the garden...? Oh, wait we DON'T have a garden...?
Kari: Umm, Hisoka-san that's a jellybeanstalk...
Hisoka: Oh, maybe its probably one of mother's doings she does this crazy things...
Muraki and Tsuzuki: *stopped crying and is now listening to Hisoka with keen interest*
Hisoka: Did you know that mother once auditioned Milky-Chocolate to a dance contest and dressed him up in a boa constrictor costume... She could've just asked him-or is it her...? to dance but instead she made Milky- Chocolate strip... and then there's this one time when she roasted this small owl called 003 or something and ate it half cooked. And you know what she even applies make-up made of different fungi. I'm used to it by now...
Muraki and Tsuzuki: *listening to Hisoka very interested*
Kari: OO *is flipping through her script and looking where the heck did everything Hisoka said came from*
Watari: *literally kicks the door opens* BURDEN-SAN~~~~!
Tsuzuki: *is jumping around like a happy inu... oh, wait he is an inu* ^O^ WATARI-CHAN~~!
Hisoka: I'm gonna go back to sleep... ZZZzzzz - -
Muraki: *is now sweeping the floor and singing*
Watari: *now dancing with Tsuzuki* Hisoka-chan why don't you go climb that jellbeanstalk?
Hisoka: Zzzz - -
Watari: *drops Tsuzuki in the floor unceremoniously and wakes up his son*
Kari: I wonder who the father is...? Watari tried to wake him up but no matter what he ( or is it she?) did Hisoka would not wake up... hat was until Tsuzuki helped him (or her...)
Tsuzuki: *gets a box out of nowhere* this will wake him up~~~!!
Watsri and Muraki: ?__?
Tsuzuki: opens the box to reveal a...
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Kari: -_-U pointless chapter I'm so ashamed... but please r/r the seventh installment will come out as soon as I can. School is starting... damnit. Sorry if the chapter sucked... *sigh* I'm depressed school is starting...
Everyone: *rejoicing*
Kari: OO;; *instantly brigtens up* But I can still torture the YnM cast~~! ^________^v
Everyone: *promptly dies*
By: Kari
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Disclaimer: Yami no Matsuei is a rightful property of Yoko Matsushita- sensei and all related terms. Jack and the Beanstalk belongs to its rightful owners, I don't own anything, so please don't sue.
Author's Notes: Just a reminder to everyone, this is NOT YAOI. Think whatever you want, this isn't YAOI. Warning: OOC-ness. A little bit insane but you can still read and understand it^^ Oh, and yeah the Jack and the Beanstalk arc might be little longer than the Rapunzel arc, this may last for about four or five or more chapters.
Kari: Hmmm, I wonder whom will I ask to thank our lovely reviewers... How about you Oriya-chan~!!
Oriya: TT_TT Thanks goes to ***Literary Eagle-san for being the first *sob* one to review the fifth installment *sob* and yes Tsuzuki is a cute 'burden' I want to get out of here
Watari: ^^;;
Tsuzuki: Oriya-chan why are you crying is it because I'm much cuter than you are?
Oriya: *twitch, twitch*
Hisoka: I don't think that seems to be the problem...
Oriya: Anyways thank you to ***Vulpick-san, and yes you are the second person to include this in the review that Tsuzuki-san is... cute...
Tsuzuki: *chibi starry-eyed*
Oriya: Also to ***Koyuki-san thank you for leaving a review...
Hisoka: At least someone pities me.
Oriya: to ***Moon Flower-san, thank you and I have no comment about your review... *bursts into tears*
Tatsumi: Hmm, you do look nice in that sailormoon outfit...
Oriya: to ***Gigi Natsuko-san thank you for the review and the compliment as well, yes I already know I'm VERY sexy, and please do me the favor of combing my hair. *Sniff, sniff* this kind of job gives me split ends *sniff, sniff*
Tsuzuki: 8DDDD I'LL DO IT, I'LL DO IT, I'LL DO IT~~!!! YES I'LL MAKE HISOKA A NEW DRESS, THIS TIME SOMETHING MUCH MORE REVEALING... ^_______________________^
Hisoka: XO *dies AGAIN*
Oriya: also to ***empath-no-tenshi-san, yes this should fall under angst but Kari would not do it~~!
Kari: ^^ thanks for the compliment, yes that's one of my favorite sayings, 'laughter is the best medicine'
Hisoka: but it brought me nothing but tears~~! TT________TT
Oriya: I second that ;___;
Tsuzuki: I think this is one of the most adorable fics I've read~~! *Chibi starry-eyed*
Tatsumi: Tsuzuki-san this is the ONLY fic you have read...
Tsuzuki: OO;; I see, oh, well minna enjoy the six installment of this wonderful, adorable, beautiful-
Hisoka: He means hell, torture, and agony...
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
Narrator (NO whatever you do it will still be Kari): Hisoka was still sleeping when he rolled over to a side and felt something sticky and wet. Groggily opening his eyes Hisoka found someone sleeping next to him.
Hisoka: *wiping the saliva off his face*
Muraki: *makes a face* EEEWWWWWWW~~!
Kari: OO;; what's Muraki doing here?
Muraki: OO;; oh, me I'm the housemaid~~!
Kari: Since when did they ever have a housemaid?
Tatsumi: Since I became the scriptwriter...
Kari: OO;; O~okay... Anyways back to the story...
Muraki: Hisoka-dono, ohayou gozaimasu~~~!! *Dressed in a plain dress and wearing an apron*
Hisoka: Nani? =___=
Tsuzuki: Mew... ohayou Hisoka-dono *continues to lick and glomp Hisoka*
Hisoka: What? Why is there a talking bug next to me?
Tsuzuki: *breaks down into tears* that's so mean~~! I'm a BURDEN~!! NOT a bug... Besides I'm too cute to be a bug~~! ;_____________; I want to go back with Oriya-san he was MUCH nicer~~~!
Hisoka: =____= Oh, and who's the mental patient standing next to you?
Muraki: *proceeds to hug Tsuzuki a. k. a. the burden and both sobs* Burden- san you are right, he IS mean... ;____________;
Kari: Oi, oi shouldn't you call him Tsuzuki, Muraki-san? Anyways Hisoka ignored the two idiots in the room who kept his company-
Muraki and Tsuzuki: *cries louder* WE ARE _NOT_ IDIOTS~~~!! TT____TT
Kari: OO;; It's in the script, sue Tatsumi-chan. As I was saying Hisoka shifted his gaze outside and was met with an unexpected sight. The jellybean that Tsuzuki-san had spitted had grown into a big beanstalk- correction a JELLYbeanstalk that went up SO high that it reached the heavens above. Hisoka still half asleep only stared at the jellybeanstalk and yawned.
Hisoka: Why's there an apple tree in the garden...? Oh, wait we DON'T have a garden...?
Kari: Umm, Hisoka-san that's a jellybeanstalk...
Hisoka: Oh, maybe its probably one of mother's doings she does this crazy things...
Muraki and Tsuzuki: *stopped crying and is now listening to Hisoka with keen interest*
Hisoka: Did you know that mother once auditioned Milky-Chocolate to a dance contest and dressed him up in a boa constrictor costume... She could've just asked him-or is it her...? to dance but instead she made Milky- Chocolate strip... and then there's this one time when she roasted this small owl called 003 or something and ate it half cooked. And you know what she even applies make-up made of different fungi. I'm used to it by now...
Muraki and Tsuzuki: *listening to Hisoka very interested*
Kari: OO *is flipping through her script and looking where the heck did everything Hisoka said came from*
Watari: *literally kicks the door opens* BURDEN-SAN~~~~!
Tsuzuki: *is jumping around like a happy inu... oh, wait he is an inu* ^O^ WATARI-CHAN~~!
Hisoka: I'm gonna go back to sleep... ZZZzzzz - -
Muraki: *is now sweeping the floor and singing*
Watari: *now dancing with Tsuzuki* Hisoka-chan why don't you go climb that jellbeanstalk?
Hisoka: Zzzz - -
Watari: *drops Tsuzuki in the floor unceremoniously and wakes up his son*
Kari: I wonder who the father is...? Watari tried to wake him up but no matter what he ( or is it she?) did Hisoka would not wake up... hat was until Tsuzuki helped him (or her...)
Tsuzuki: *gets a box out of nowhere* this will wake him up~~~!!
Watsri and Muraki: ?__?
Tsuzuki: opens the box to reveal a...
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Kari: -_-U pointless chapter I'm so ashamed... but please r/r the seventh installment will come out as soon as I can. School is starting... damnit. Sorry if the chapter sucked... *sigh* I'm depressed school is starting...
Everyone: *rejoicing*
Kari: OO;; *instantly brigtens up* But I can still torture the YnM cast~~! ^________^v
Everyone: *promptly dies*
