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them. I give her a big hug and I thank her soooo much. OK! Now OFF TO THE
STORY. *Twitches* Hello my name is Crap For Brains. I have crap for
brains. *twitches again* OK! I'm back to normal...TO THE WATERINGIN TRENCH
MY HALF BADGER FRIEND...
Chapter 4: packing for Hoggy Warty Hogwarts
We all had gotten home safely, well without getting in trouble. Jackie sneaked through her basement window at about 5:25, and told her mum she had been down there the whole time. At least that's what she said she was going to do.
Sirius and me got home about a half an hour early then my mum wanted us home. Sirius and me wanted to go back outside before dinner, but mum wouldn't let us. Damn her. She made us set the table and prepare dinner.
After dinner, which was absolutely horrible, it was like brustle sprouts and meat that was all pink and it wasn't cooked enough and it was...crunchy. So anyway, after dinner Sirius and me HAD to go upstairs and pack for Hogwarts.
Sirius was lucky, he had already packed most of his stuff from his house from the night before, all he had to do was throw in a few Zonko's items I had bought at the end of last year and hidden them in the back of my closet.
I dragged my empty trunk that was in my closet onto my bed. It was an revolting trunk, it was like a nasty olive green color, with my initials on the top of it in a faded gold. I wish mum had gotten me that shocking blue one, that looked so cool, but no she had to get the olive green trunk because it looked nicer. As if.
When we got into my room, Sirius jumped on his bed and sang, "How much is that doggy in the window? (Bark bark) The one with the waggily tail! (Bark bark) How much is that doggy in the widnow? (Bark bark) I wonder if he is for sale! (Bark bark)"
"Sirius!" I sighed heavily as I threw a book into my trunk "Your horrible singing is giving me a stomach ache, and your obnoxious voice is giving me a migraine!" I said throwing a pair of boxers into my trunk.
"Thank you for the compliment" Sirius joked jumping off the bed and peering into my trunk.
"James!" Sirius screamed as he snatched a pair of boxers from my trunk. "You stole my boxers. I looked at the boxers in his hands and chuckled. They were light blue with hula-dancers in them.
"Sorry Sirius," I said, "I took your shirt too." I said noticing a shirt in the trunk that wasn't mine. It was a black shirt that said 'hug me mamma' in white lettering. I grabbed the shirt and tossed it at Sirius. He caught it and threw it into his open trunk that was lying at the foot of his bed.
There was about three minutes of silence, as I kept packing and Sirius was mumbling a song I couldn't recognize.
"Do you think I can have a girlfriend?" Sirius asked breaking the silence. I wrinkled my nose slightly as I turned around from my trunk and looked at him. Sirius didn't seem like the kind of guy to have a girlfriend. He wasn't that cute. OK I lied; maybe the girls do think he's cute. Last year he was invited to the Yule Ball four times, but instead he went to Zonko's joke shop and get a shitload of dungbombs. And it is true that he makes a load of girls laugh all the time. I guess that's why Jackie liked him. He's a humorous type of guy.
"Well, sure you can have a girlfriend" I said. " If your ready" I added. But I wasn't ready. Sirius wasn't supposed to get a girlfriend before I did. "Who were you thinking about as a girlfriend?" Sirius shrugged as he sat down on his bed.
I wanted to get off this topic, it made me feel uncomfortable, and it made me feel stupider then Sirius, and he can be just plain stupid at times.
"Hey, you know that red head, Lily Evans?" I questioned Sirius.
"Yeah, she's in Gryffindor, right?" Sirius said still sitting on the bed.
I nodded "Why didn't we ever pull a prank on her?" I asked. "She's always getting good grades!" I said trying to explain Lily in a short type of manner. I grinned and looked at Sirius. His grin had must have been bigger then mine.
"You're a genius James!" Sirius said loudly as he jumped up from his bed. "She's the total goody-goody of the class!" Sirius laughed.
"Let's dye her hair pink!" I beamed loudly. Just then I heard a loud knock on the wall from the room next to mine.
"You're not dying anyone's hair pink!" My mum called from the next-door room. Sirius and me covered out mouths from bursting out laughing.
"No, let's dye her hair green!" Sirius whispered so my mum couldn't hear us.
"Perfect!" I smiled being careful not to speak so loudly. Me and Sirius high-fived each other
"First night at Hogwarts," Sirius started
"When everyone's asleep," I added onto his sentence.
"We sneak into the girls dorm..." There was no need for me to finish up Sirius sentence. We both smirked at each other.
"By morning, the dork will be screaming her head off as she looks in the mirror!" I laughed.
After I finished packing my trunk, Sirius and me got into our pajamas and crawled into bed.
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Chapter 4: packing for Hoggy Warty Hogwarts
We all had gotten home safely, well without getting in trouble. Jackie sneaked through her basement window at about 5:25, and told her mum she had been down there the whole time. At least that's what she said she was going to do.
Sirius and me got home about a half an hour early then my mum wanted us home. Sirius and me wanted to go back outside before dinner, but mum wouldn't let us. Damn her. She made us set the table and prepare dinner.
After dinner, which was absolutely horrible, it was like brustle sprouts and meat that was all pink and it wasn't cooked enough and it was...crunchy. So anyway, after dinner Sirius and me HAD to go upstairs and pack for Hogwarts.
Sirius was lucky, he had already packed most of his stuff from his house from the night before, all he had to do was throw in a few Zonko's items I had bought at the end of last year and hidden them in the back of my closet.
I dragged my empty trunk that was in my closet onto my bed. It was an revolting trunk, it was like a nasty olive green color, with my initials on the top of it in a faded gold. I wish mum had gotten me that shocking blue one, that looked so cool, but no she had to get the olive green trunk because it looked nicer. As if.
When we got into my room, Sirius jumped on his bed and sang, "How much is that doggy in the window? (Bark bark) The one with the waggily tail! (Bark bark) How much is that doggy in the widnow? (Bark bark) I wonder if he is for sale! (Bark bark)"
"Sirius!" I sighed heavily as I threw a book into my trunk "Your horrible singing is giving me a stomach ache, and your obnoxious voice is giving me a migraine!" I said throwing a pair of boxers into my trunk.
"Thank you for the compliment" Sirius joked jumping off the bed and peering into my trunk.
"James!" Sirius screamed as he snatched a pair of boxers from my trunk. "You stole my boxers. I looked at the boxers in his hands and chuckled. They were light blue with hula-dancers in them.
"Sorry Sirius," I said, "I took your shirt too." I said noticing a shirt in the trunk that wasn't mine. It was a black shirt that said 'hug me mamma' in white lettering. I grabbed the shirt and tossed it at Sirius. He caught it and threw it into his open trunk that was lying at the foot of his bed.
There was about three minutes of silence, as I kept packing and Sirius was mumbling a song I couldn't recognize.
"Do you think I can have a girlfriend?" Sirius asked breaking the silence. I wrinkled my nose slightly as I turned around from my trunk and looked at him. Sirius didn't seem like the kind of guy to have a girlfriend. He wasn't that cute. OK I lied; maybe the girls do think he's cute. Last year he was invited to the Yule Ball four times, but instead he went to Zonko's joke shop and get a shitload of dungbombs. And it is true that he makes a load of girls laugh all the time. I guess that's why Jackie liked him. He's a humorous type of guy.
"Well, sure you can have a girlfriend" I said. " If your ready" I added. But I wasn't ready. Sirius wasn't supposed to get a girlfriend before I did. "Who were you thinking about as a girlfriend?" Sirius shrugged as he sat down on his bed.
I wanted to get off this topic, it made me feel uncomfortable, and it made me feel stupider then Sirius, and he can be just plain stupid at times.
"Hey, you know that red head, Lily Evans?" I questioned Sirius.
"Yeah, she's in Gryffindor, right?" Sirius said still sitting on the bed.
I nodded "Why didn't we ever pull a prank on her?" I asked. "She's always getting good grades!" I said trying to explain Lily in a short type of manner. I grinned and looked at Sirius. His grin had must have been bigger then mine.
"You're a genius James!" Sirius said loudly as he jumped up from his bed. "She's the total goody-goody of the class!" Sirius laughed.
"Let's dye her hair pink!" I beamed loudly. Just then I heard a loud knock on the wall from the room next to mine.
"You're not dying anyone's hair pink!" My mum called from the next-door room. Sirius and me covered out mouths from bursting out laughing.
"No, let's dye her hair green!" Sirius whispered so my mum couldn't hear us.
"Perfect!" I smiled being careful not to speak so loudly. Me and Sirius high-fived each other
"First night at Hogwarts," Sirius started
"When everyone's asleep," I added onto his sentence.
"We sneak into the girls dorm..." There was no need for me to finish up Sirius sentence. We both smirked at each other.
"By morning, the dork will be screaming her head off as she looks in the mirror!" I laughed.
After I finished packing my trunk, Sirius and me got into our pajamas and crawled into bed.
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