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: hey peeps… it's MY turn, I'll change kenshee and Kaoru's age gap and turn it to a six years gap. That makes Kenshee 23 and a 3rd year college student. :

P.S I know that I'm not good so please comment/ criticize this chapter… GOMEN 4 the late update. I lost interest when I saw the OVA of this anime! Drrr Tomoe is such a bitch! no offense…

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Chapter 2:

            I knew it, he likes me that's why he took me to this fine restaurant… KENNY ROGERS, our first dating place. I should play hard-to-get even though he's really good-looking. "Kaoru-san…" I interrupted him from speaking. I know what he's going to tell me. "Okay sensei, I'll have a lunch with you." I finally agreed, I made the beautiful-eyes expression to seduce him more, but he only gave me a stupid smile.

            We finally went inside Kenny Rogers. "What do you want to eat? I'll order for you, and you grab us some seats." He told me calmly. I went and searched for a table, but all the table-for-two seats were taken, no choice, I have to get the one beside the glass window, the one with, what looks like a long bench. I sat and waited. This is totally cool, for 17 years with out a boyfriend I'm actually having one, I'm going to be the envy of every high school student in RED BLUFF COLLEGE … imagine a college boyfriend and one of the popular ones too! This is TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!

            "Here!" My kendo master said in a lively voice as he placed a tray in front of me, the tray includes 2 one-fourth chicken and 2 rice some soda and a waiting number (#23). 'This man isn't hungry!' He sat on the bench-like-seat in front me. I was kinda shy. I sipped some of my soda when he spoke… "I am really sorry about what happened… If I know better, it's you're fault that THAT happened. You shouldn't be dressing in the room." I thought my mind and heart would explode at what this calm man had just said. I knew it TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE! "MY FAULT! What do you mean MY fault? You didn't knock, asshole!" I told him, I blew it! My perfect lady-like manner and complete poise… all gone. "Relax Ms. Kaoru." He told me, giving me that stupid smile again, I can see that people were staring at us. "You're right it's my fault would you forgive me?" he apologized sincerely, I just took a bite of the sliced chicken I just made. "Please…" he pleaded. I see, he apologizes because it would be hard for him to court me if I was angry. "All right!" I said as I took a sip of my soda.

            We talked for a while… he's not yet eating and it would be rude if I ate first… but I already finished half of my chicken. He's not yet courting me! How slow! It's up to me to make this relationship… "Master… if you want to…. Cou…" I was cut by a hand on top of my beautiful hair. It was that mountain goat from my school… SANOSUKE SAGARA… "What are you doing… and please get that shitty hand off my head!!!" I demanded. "So-rry. do you have to act like a boy! Act like a lady" he said… "Don't be such a tomboy!" he continued. OUCH! My heart ached from the word. Always, always when we meet he calls me that stupid word… he sat down beside me and my ass felt like it was sitting in a chair full of cow shit, sharing a seat with a stupid monkey makes me feel that I'm his own kind. 'you have to act gentle… gentle… gentle…' I told myself, after having that major conversation with myself, I dint realize that Ms. Tomoe was sitting beside my master…

            I knew it… TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE! "So Kenshee, you did bring the girl." Ms Tomoe told my Kendo Master. "Um" he nodded, "I already apologized to her and thought that Sano would get bored being with just the two of us." He explained. What does he think of me, a CLOWN perhaps… that's why he brought me here, to prevent this monkey from getting bored. "Megumi can't come… she's with Aoshi, I wonder what they're doing…" Ms. Tomo said, It's all right if my master has a girlfriend as long as it's Ms. Tomoe.

"So Kaoru-chan…" her soft calm voice trailed to my ears. "What year are you in?" she continued.

"Me I'm in…"

"Second year high school… I know, she looks old, but she's only a sophomore."  Damn, this mountain goat interrupted me!!!

"Shut up and chew on something, don't be rude!" I told the brown haired guy as I gave a simple but hurtful punch on his head.

"Do you have any hobbies?" Ms. Tomo asked again. Man, is she going to interview me all day? Anyway I got to answer.

"As a matter of fact she does…." Hah! That soup looks good on top of Sano's head….

After doing what I have to, to prevent the goat from humiliating me, I answered…

"Yeah, I do gun competitions after finishing taekwondo."

"Really?" Tomoe asked in a surprised look, "That's why you act that way…" she continued. What does she mean act that way? Is that good? Or bad? Just be polite. I keep telling myself.

"So Kaoru…" here it goes again, but this time it's kenshee's turn, "Where do you want to go next?"

"Me? I better leave. It's getting late and I got to do my homework."

"Oh yes. I forgot high schools has a lot of homework, so do you want us to walk you home?" Ms. Tomo offered, will I refuse… I think… YES. "No thanks. I can handle myself. Just have a good time, I'll be fine." I picked up my bag and took off.

"Be careful Ms. Kaoru!" Kenshee said.

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"Wrong! Do it again or I'll give you 50 pumping(s)." I can't even badmouth him this time! Why? Because he's my senior and kendo instructor… Sanosuke Sagara.

"Is everything fine?" at last the head of this club asked. Megumi was right behind him.

"No, it's…" again this stupid mountain goat interrupted me!

"Yes kenshee! Too bad we only have three beginners. I was thinking of being the master of a dozen or more students." Dream on Sano! With that look, you'll scare the students. "Are you all right Kaoru? You look tired?" the blood haired guy asked me.

"Hai!" I answered.

"YAHIKO!!!!" darn it! He sounds like a mountaineer. he looks like one anyway! Sanosuke went to the young freshman's corner and hit him with his stick.

"Aww. That hurts Sano! Don't push it! I only entered this club to pay you off!" Yahiko shouted back. So every beginner in this club was sued by Sano.

Wait a second… is that my cousin? "MISAO!" I ran toward her corner. "What are you doing here? Hey! I'm talking to you!" I waved my hand in front of her face, no use. She was in never land. I followed her gaze and ended up at Aoshi. He's the teacher of the club. Maybe my cousin just joined this club because of him! My thinking was interrupted by a voice.

"OI!!! RAT FACE! COME HERE WE"RE NOT FINISHED YET!" Sano yelled at me, of course I was embarrassed, a woman, getting shouted like that in this kendo room with 25 or more students in it is very humiliating. I'll get you for this! I walked towards him and got my stick.

"Do the basic." He ordered.

"But I just finished it a while ago." I protested.

"Do it!" he said.

"No!"

"Now!" his voice grew louder.

"NO!" my voice was louder, we were drawing attention from the room and I can see that Ms. Tomoe was staring at us. Mr. Himura was showing his stupid smile again. Sano stopped the conversation, he breathes hard and got his stick.

"Okay. You're so tough, now show me what you've got." He said, as if daring me to fight him. Did he just dare me? Dare me? Nobody dares to dare me, I grabbed my stick and positioned myself which by the way I don't know if I'm doing it correctly. Heck, I've been only doing kendo for half an hour.

"Come on!" he said. I felt that students in the club stopped shouting and moving. RIGHT! They're all around us. I can't humiliate myself more. I searched the area for my master and caught sight of him near Megumi and Ms. Tomoe. I smirked and charged!!!!!!

"Hyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa………" I shouted real hard and ran towards Sano. He isn't moving. Good. I was going to hit him when he took a step to the right and so did the students behind him. Holy! I lost my balance… I'm gonna hit the wall!!!!!!!

:BANG!:

"Ouch!" my head hurts. This is being personal, I threw my stick, I'm going to fight him with my bare hands.

"What's the matter Kaoru? Can't get your head straight?" he tried to ridicule me, but that didn't stop me… wait, I was about to run when I saw this shiny thing. The crowd was increasing; the shiny thing kept on shining… what is that? I walked in circles for them not to notice me. I knelt, it looked like I'm preparing to attack. FALSE. I am preparing to get the shiny thing on the floor. When I reached for it with out anyone noticing….

It twitched. How could a shiny thing twitch! "What are you waiting for, blockhead?" he insulted me, but no time for that, I turned my attention to the thing… it kind of look like an…. EYE! Oh god! A real eye!!!! I was curious so I took a closer look… when it OPENED!!! It opened so I threw it in the air…

 Sano caught it and the eye made the beautiful-eyes Sano was so disgusted he threw it to master Kenshee who was so shocked he mishandled it and the shiny eye went inside Tomoe's bra and Tomoe jumped… why? Cause it kept on blinking it tickles. Tomoe jumped and jumped until the eye went out through her skirt. It rolled on the floor until it stopped. Everyone was calm… everyone except Tomoe, who was still shivering in fright. "What the hell is that!" Sano cursed.

"An eye… idiot!" I answered. I stared at it and it kept blinking and blinking! I walked towards it and tried to get it, I succeeded.

"Let me see that Kaoru." Master Kenshee said. "It's some kind of a key." He guessed. "I agree… I've seen the lock somewhere." I stated, true… the lock was familiar. I studied the dojo, I saw a sword… it was an unusual one for it's edge is on the other side. "What is that?" I asked master kenshee.

"That belongs to the great assassin Battousai." He informed.

I came closer then I saw it! The lock! In the handle of the sword!!! I grabbed the eye from Master Kenshee and placed it on the lock. It was bright so bright! Every one vanished… the last thing I saw was the eye, eying Tomoe's boobs…. What the heck is going on???

Phosphoric acid or AmBeR-a-lin (changed my nick) Flowing River ikaw naman!

 

REALLY SORRY 4 THE LATE UPDATE FLOWING RIVER IS BETTER IN THIS RUROUNI KENSHIN FICS!!!