CHAPTER 2

TWINS??? I WIN!

DISCLAIMER: DON'T OWN ANYTHING.

AT SOME SUPER DUPER EVIL BAD MAN'S LAIR.

???: Jin has a perfect life. A nice house, a wife, and a child!! I must have it. *fart* crap, I need to go poopie.

Ganryu: So, I'm an evil spy for???... Cool.

???: Shut up Ganryu or I will make you eat yourself!

Ganryu: So what's your plan boss?

???: I make myself look like Jin Kazama, then I get rid of him! *evil laughter, followed by coughing and numerous burps and couple of farts*

Ganryu: Tell me when I'm needed.

???: Out of all the Tekken characters to get as evil spies, I get the one that eats people. When I made a call for an evil dooer I wanted someone that struck fear into their hearts, like Unknown. No I get something that has the appetite of the Godzilla.

Ganryu: You're mean, just because I'm fat.

???: We're not mean at you for that. It's just you're really annoying. *does something with his hands* I am now Jin Kazama!!!

Ganryu: Whoa.

???: To not confuse you call me Fred.

Ganryu: Why not Sam?

Fred: Cause do I look like a Sam?

Ganryu: Well I mean you look more like a Jin.

Fred: You idiot!

Ganryu: There you go again, making fun of me like always. Fred: Idiot.

Ganryu: Stop calling me that or I'm going to eat you!

Fred: Eh, you tried before.

AT THE HOSPITAL

Dr. Lifeu: Ms. Kazama, I have some good news on your test results.

Jin: What is it??!?

Dr: You're having twins.

Jin: WHAT!?!?!?! *FAINTS*

Ling: Don't' worry he does that a lot.

Dr: I bet.

*Ling and the Dr. walk away to talk more about the test results.*

Fred: I have found him!! Jin Kazama.

Ganryu: What do you want me to do with the real Jin?

Fred: Just put him some where. BUT NOT YOU'RE STOMACH!

Ganryu: Always ruining my fun.

*Ling comes back *

Ling: Jin, you're actually awake!

Fred: I'm so happy for the triplets!

Ling: Triplets?

Fred: I mean twins!! We win.

Ling: Wow Jin, I'm proud you didn't faint!

Fred: I know! *shifty eyes*

BACK AT KAZUYA AND JUN'S APARTMENT

King: Hey you guys!

Jun: So how did our documentary turn out?

King: Well the producer said it was great; here I have it right now on tape.

Kazuya: OOOOO! I want to see.

King: I did edited so be warned.

*tape starts*

King: What do you think of your father Jin?

Jin: I think he is a scum bag from the fiery pits of the underworld made up of nothing but fire, pain and suffering.

King: That's nice.

NEXT SCENE

King: Have you ever had an affair while married to the lovely Jun Kazama.

Kazuya: Do I have to tell the truth..?

Jun: KAZUYA!!!

King: Actually reports of Jun dating the Zaibastu 2nd CEO Lee Choalan.

Jun: It was only a temporary thing!

Kazuya: WHAT?!??!?! MY STUPID BROTHER!

*tape stops*

Jun: This was a horrible documentary! And it was short!!!

King: The producers liked it so much; I'm getting my own show!!

Kazuya: What?!?!

King: There calling it King's Happy Variety Hour. I guest star people every week.

Jun: What has the world come to?

AT SPOONERVILLE

Fred: So what do we usual do now?

Ling: Want to watch some tuber-vision?

Fred: Sure.

Ling: Jin, you've been really calm..

Fred: *she suspicious of me* how about some beer??!?!

Ling: What? You don't like alcohol remember? '

Fred: Kiss me now woman!!~

Ling:??????

Fred: Let's watch a movie.

Ling: Alright.. Then.

Fred: So what else don't I like?

Ling: You must have hit your head really hard on something.

Fred: You're awesome.

Ling: What?

Fred: Nothing.

Ling: Alright then.

AT THE REAL JIN'S CAGE

Jin: So Ganryu, you work for some mysterious guy who has the ability to morph into anyone he wants and he wants my life?

Ganryu: Yup,

Jin: Well that's something you don't see everyday.

Ganryu: He's probably at your house right now.

Jin: WHAT?!?!? LING!!!!!

Ganryu: Eh, he want hurt her, maybe hypnotize her or something.

Jin: He did the same thing to you Ganryu?

Ganryu: He said he would give me bacon if I worked for him.

Jin: Fat slob.

Ganryu: Hey, I regret that!

Jin: What if I need to go the bathroom?

Ganryu: Go in your pants.

Jin: But then walking around would become very uncomfortable.

Ganryu: I don't know.

Jin: Alright, if I give you a fat delicious juicy giant piece of steak, will you let me go?

Ganryu: *shaking* MUST FIGHT TEMPTATION.

Jin: And the steak would be served with a hot steaming buttery baked potato.

Ganryu: AHHHH!! *he explodes*

Jin: Well I wasn't expecting that. *gets of his jail* I have to save Ling!! But first, I must use the restroom.

BACK AT SPOONERVILLE

Jin: Ling!!!

Ling: Jin?

Fred: No I am Jin!!

Ling: Wait a minute, your name is Fred!

Fred: How would you know!

Ling: Because you retard, its says it right there.

Fred: NOOOO!! *EXPLODES INTO A GIANT FLASH OF LIGHT* I WILL BE BACK!!

Jin: You're alright Ling! *faints*

Ling: Geesh, *walks away*

AT JUN AND KAZUYA'S APARTMENT

*the door bell rings*

Jun: who is it?

Four Ladies: We're Kazuya's ex-girlfriends.

Jun: OH REALLY? WELL HE ISN'T HERE RIGHT NOW. BUT COME ON IT.. ^_^

CHAPTER 3 KAZUYA'S EX'S AND LING AND JIN'S DISCUSSION ABOUT LIFE AND DEMONIC SUPER BEINGS.