CHAPTER 2
TWINS??? I WIN!
DISCLAIMER: DON'T OWN ANYTHING.
AT SOME SUPER DUPER EVIL BAD MAN'S LAIR.
???: Jin has a perfect life. A nice house, a wife, and a child!! I must have it. *fart* crap, I need to go poopie.
Ganryu: So, I'm an evil spy for???... Cool.
???: Shut up Ganryu or I will make you eat yourself!
Ganryu: So what's your plan boss?
???: I make myself look like Jin Kazama, then I get rid of him! *evil laughter, followed by coughing and numerous burps and couple of farts*
Ganryu: Tell me when I'm needed.
???: Out of all the Tekken characters to get as evil spies, I get the one that eats people. When I made a call for an evil dooer I wanted someone that struck fear into their hearts, like Unknown. No I get something that has the appetite of the Godzilla.
Ganryu: You're mean, just because I'm fat.
???: We're not mean at you for that. It's just you're really annoying. *does something with his hands* I am now Jin Kazama!!!
Ganryu: Whoa.
???: To not confuse you call me Fred.
Ganryu: Why not Sam?
Fred: Cause do I look like a Sam?
Ganryu: Well I mean you look more like a Jin.
Fred: You idiot!
Ganryu: There you go again, making fun of me like always. Fred: Idiot.
Ganryu: Stop calling me that or I'm going to eat you!
Fred: Eh, you tried before.
AT THE HOSPITAL
Dr. Lifeu: Ms. Kazama, I have some good news on your test results.
Jin: What is it??!?
Dr: You're having twins.
Jin: WHAT!?!?!?! *FAINTS*
Ling: Don't' worry he does that a lot.
Dr: I bet.
*Ling and the Dr. walk away to talk more about the test results.*
Fred: I have found him!! Jin Kazama.
Ganryu: What do you want me to do with the real Jin?
Fred: Just put him some where. BUT NOT YOU'RE STOMACH!
Ganryu: Always ruining my fun.
*Ling comes back *
Ling: Jin, you're actually awake!
Fred: I'm so happy for the triplets!
Ling: Triplets?
Fred: I mean twins!! We win.
Ling: Wow Jin, I'm proud you didn't faint!
Fred: I know! *shifty eyes*
BACK AT KAZUYA AND JUN'S APARTMENT
King: Hey you guys!
Jun: So how did our documentary turn out?
King: Well the producer said it was great; here I have it right now on tape.
Kazuya: OOOOO! I want to see.
King: I did edited so be warned.
*tape starts*
King: What do you think of your father Jin?
Jin: I think he is a scum bag from the fiery pits of the underworld made up of nothing but fire, pain and suffering.
King: That's nice.
NEXT SCENE
King: Have you ever had an affair while married to the lovely Jun Kazama.
Kazuya: Do I have to tell the truth..?
Jun: KAZUYA!!!
King: Actually reports of Jun dating the Zaibastu 2nd CEO Lee Choalan.
Jun: It was only a temporary thing!
Kazuya: WHAT?!??!?! MY STUPID BROTHER!
*tape stops*
Jun: This was a horrible documentary! And it was short!!!
King: The producers liked it so much; I'm getting my own show!!
Kazuya: What?!?!
King: There calling it King's Happy Variety Hour. I guest star people every week.
Jun: What has the world come to?
AT SPOONERVILLE
Fred: So what do we usual do now?
Ling: Want to watch some tuber-vision?
Fred: Sure.
Ling: Jin, you've been really calm..
Fred: *she suspicious of me* how about some beer??!?!
Ling: What? You don't like alcohol remember? '
Fred: Kiss me now woman!!~
Ling:??????
Fred: Let's watch a movie.
Ling: Alright.. Then.
Fred: So what else don't I like?
Ling: You must have hit your head really hard on something.
Fred: You're awesome.
Ling: What?
Fred: Nothing.
Ling: Alright then.
AT THE REAL JIN'S CAGE
Jin: So Ganryu, you work for some mysterious guy who has the ability to morph into anyone he wants and he wants my life?
Ganryu: Yup,
Jin: Well that's something you don't see everyday.
Ganryu: He's probably at your house right now.
Jin: WHAT?!?!? LING!!!!!
Ganryu: Eh, he want hurt her, maybe hypnotize her or something.
Jin: He did the same thing to you Ganryu?
Ganryu: He said he would give me bacon if I worked for him.
Jin: Fat slob.
Ganryu: Hey, I regret that!
Jin: What if I need to go the bathroom?
Ganryu: Go in your pants.
Jin: But then walking around would become very uncomfortable.
Ganryu: I don't know.
Jin: Alright, if I give you a fat delicious juicy giant piece of steak, will you let me go?
Ganryu: *shaking* MUST FIGHT TEMPTATION.
Jin: And the steak would be served with a hot steaming buttery baked potato.
Ganryu: AHHHH!! *he explodes*
Jin: Well I wasn't expecting that. *gets of his jail* I have to save Ling!! But first, I must use the restroom.
BACK AT SPOONERVILLE
Jin: Ling!!!
Ling: Jin?
Fred: No I am Jin!!
Ling: Wait a minute, your name is Fred!
Fred: How would you know!
Ling: Because you retard, its says it right there.
Fred: NOOOO!! *EXPLODES INTO A GIANT FLASH OF LIGHT* I WILL BE BACK!!
Jin: You're alright Ling! *faints*
Ling: Geesh, *walks away*
AT JUN AND KAZUYA'S APARTMENT
*the door bell rings*
Jun: who is it?
Four Ladies: We're Kazuya's ex-girlfriends.
Jun: OH REALLY? WELL HE ISN'T HERE RIGHT NOW. BUT COME ON IT.. ^_^
CHAPTER 3 KAZUYA'S EX'S AND LING AND JIN'S DISCUSSION ABOUT LIFE AND DEMONIC SUPER BEINGS.
TWINS??? I WIN!
DISCLAIMER: DON'T OWN ANYTHING.
AT SOME SUPER DUPER EVIL BAD MAN'S LAIR.
???: Jin has a perfect life. A nice house, a wife, and a child!! I must have it. *fart* crap, I need to go poopie.
Ganryu: So, I'm an evil spy for???... Cool.
???: Shut up Ganryu or I will make you eat yourself!
Ganryu: So what's your plan boss?
???: I make myself look like Jin Kazama, then I get rid of him! *evil laughter, followed by coughing and numerous burps and couple of farts*
Ganryu: Tell me when I'm needed.
???: Out of all the Tekken characters to get as evil spies, I get the one that eats people. When I made a call for an evil dooer I wanted someone that struck fear into their hearts, like Unknown. No I get something that has the appetite of the Godzilla.
Ganryu: You're mean, just because I'm fat.
???: We're not mean at you for that. It's just you're really annoying. *does something with his hands* I am now Jin Kazama!!!
Ganryu: Whoa.
???: To not confuse you call me Fred.
Ganryu: Why not Sam?
Fred: Cause do I look like a Sam?
Ganryu: Well I mean you look more like a Jin.
Fred: You idiot!
Ganryu: There you go again, making fun of me like always. Fred: Idiot.
Ganryu: Stop calling me that or I'm going to eat you!
Fred: Eh, you tried before.
AT THE HOSPITAL
Dr. Lifeu: Ms. Kazama, I have some good news on your test results.
Jin: What is it??!?
Dr: You're having twins.
Jin: WHAT!?!?!?! *FAINTS*
Ling: Don't' worry he does that a lot.
Dr: I bet.
*Ling and the Dr. walk away to talk more about the test results.*
Fred: I have found him!! Jin Kazama.
Ganryu: What do you want me to do with the real Jin?
Fred: Just put him some where. BUT NOT YOU'RE STOMACH!
Ganryu: Always ruining my fun.
*Ling comes back *
Ling: Jin, you're actually awake!
Fred: I'm so happy for the triplets!
Ling: Triplets?
Fred: I mean twins!! We win.
Ling: Wow Jin, I'm proud you didn't faint!
Fred: I know! *shifty eyes*
BACK AT KAZUYA AND JUN'S APARTMENT
King: Hey you guys!
Jun: So how did our documentary turn out?
King: Well the producer said it was great; here I have it right now on tape.
Kazuya: OOOOO! I want to see.
King: I did edited so be warned.
*tape starts*
King: What do you think of your father Jin?
Jin: I think he is a scum bag from the fiery pits of the underworld made up of nothing but fire, pain and suffering.
King: That's nice.
NEXT SCENE
King: Have you ever had an affair while married to the lovely Jun Kazama.
Kazuya: Do I have to tell the truth..?
Jun: KAZUYA!!!
King: Actually reports of Jun dating the Zaibastu 2nd CEO Lee Choalan.
Jun: It was only a temporary thing!
Kazuya: WHAT?!??!?! MY STUPID BROTHER!
*tape stops*
Jun: This was a horrible documentary! And it was short!!!
King: The producers liked it so much; I'm getting my own show!!
Kazuya: What?!?!
King: There calling it King's Happy Variety Hour. I guest star people every week.
Jun: What has the world come to?
AT SPOONERVILLE
Fred: So what do we usual do now?
Ling: Want to watch some tuber-vision?
Fred: Sure.
Ling: Jin, you've been really calm..
Fred: *she suspicious of me* how about some beer??!?!
Ling: What? You don't like alcohol remember? '
Fred: Kiss me now woman!!~
Ling:??????
Fred: Let's watch a movie.
Ling: Alright.. Then.
Fred: So what else don't I like?
Ling: You must have hit your head really hard on something.
Fred: You're awesome.
Ling: What?
Fred: Nothing.
Ling: Alright then.
AT THE REAL JIN'S CAGE
Jin: So Ganryu, you work for some mysterious guy who has the ability to morph into anyone he wants and he wants my life?
Ganryu: Yup,
Jin: Well that's something you don't see everyday.
Ganryu: He's probably at your house right now.
Jin: WHAT?!?!? LING!!!!!
Ganryu: Eh, he want hurt her, maybe hypnotize her or something.
Jin: He did the same thing to you Ganryu?
Ganryu: He said he would give me bacon if I worked for him.
Jin: Fat slob.
Ganryu: Hey, I regret that!
Jin: What if I need to go the bathroom?
Ganryu: Go in your pants.
Jin: But then walking around would become very uncomfortable.
Ganryu: I don't know.
Jin: Alright, if I give you a fat delicious juicy giant piece of steak, will you let me go?
Ganryu: *shaking* MUST FIGHT TEMPTATION.
Jin: And the steak would be served with a hot steaming buttery baked potato.
Ganryu: AHHHH!! *he explodes*
Jin: Well I wasn't expecting that. *gets of his jail* I have to save Ling!! But first, I must use the restroom.
BACK AT SPOONERVILLE
Jin: Ling!!!
Ling: Jin?
Fred: No I am Jin!!
Ling: Wait a minute, your name is Fred!
Fred: How would you know!
Ling: Because you retard, its says it right there.
Fred: NOOOO!! *EXPLODES INTO A GIANT FLASH OF LIGHT* I WILL BE BACK!!
Jin: You're alright Ling! *faints*
Ling: Geesh, *walks away*
AT JUN AND KAZUYA'S APARTMENT
*the door bell rings*
Jun: who is it?
Four Ladies: We're Kazuya's ex-girlfriends.
Jun: OH REALLY? WELL HE ISN'T HERE RIGHT NOW. BUT COME ON IT.. ^_^
CHAPTER 3 KAZUYA'S EX'S AND LING AND JIN'S DISCUSSION ABOUT LIFE AND DEMONIC SUPER BEINGS.
