CHAPTER 3

DISCLAIMER: DON'T OWN A THING

KAZUYA'S EX'S AND LING AND JIN TALK AS WELL AS AN ISLAND PARTY / CONVERSATION WITH REALLY SCARY DEADY PEOPLE.

AT A NEARBY ISLAND

Nina: It was good to have an island party and get away from those crazy Mishima family.

Michelle: So, Nina are you still charging Julia for murder?

Nina: She killed my son

Michelle: He was a mistake!!! *start fighting*

Bruce: Why can't we all just get along?!?!?!

Bryan: He look, the sky, it's all getting dark!!!

Armor King: Look out, it's a storm!! *lighting strikes their boat and their stranded, then the sky turn s back to normal*

Michelle: What an odd twist of fate.

Nina: Shut up!

Michelle: Make me you skank!

Nina: I will!

Michelle: Bring it on Blondie!

Marshall: Hello, did anyone else notice we're stuck on the island!!! *the sky turns dark and a lighting bolt hits Marshall* I'm. okay. *falls*

Michelle: Okay then, we have to find a way off the island!

AT THE OLD FOLK'S HOME

Heihatchi: Don't you think it's kind of funny that there is a funeral home right next to the old folk's home?

Mr. Munde: We call it salvation.

Heihatchi: ~_~

AT LING AND JIN'S HOUSE

Ling: So let me guess, an evil guy with the power to morph into people wanted to steal your life, so he transformed into you, made Ganryu kidnap you and replace you.

Jin: Cosmic.

Ling: Yeah, whatever.

Jin: Sooo.

Ling: I need to talk to you about something else.

Jin: What?

Ling: Before you faint, I learned that their, BOYS!!!!!!!!!

Jin: *faints but pops back up* wow, that was a close one.

Ling: Alright, what are we going to name these boys?

Lee: How about Lee?

Jin: Where did you come from?

Lee: From the trashcan nearby, I had to find a place to live Kazuya kicked me out. Then again

Ling: Get me out here!

Jin: Well we should have pity for him Ling..

Ling: I WANT HIM OUT OF THE HOUSE!!! *THE GROUND STARTS TO SHAKE* OUT LEE, OUT!

Jin: Eh, she's scary.

Lee: But I want to help name the baby! I even got a book for baby names!

Jin: The book says, "Name of Children that Cause them horrible pain and suffering for years to come to the name".

Lee: I also have, "So You Want to Name Your Baby a Loser"

Ling: Thanks Lee

Lee: Just trying to help.

Ling: That is something that I would expect from someone like you.

Jin: Okay Lee, you can stay, but take a shower, you reek.

Lee: No I don't you reek! Sorry, it's a reflex living with Kazuya.

Kazuya: You do reek.

Jin: Dad where did you come from?

Jun: You don't think your parents wouldn't be apart of the naming of the child. You should name your child something with a J.

Kazuya: She's in love with the letter J. It's a Kazama thing.

Jin: It is?

Jun: I LOVE THE LETTER J!! *STARTS HAVING A SEIZURE*

Lee: I thought you loved the letter J because of her first crush.

Kazuya: What?!?!

Jin: That might be right; I actually kind of hate the letter J.

Lee: We should name the baby Jin Jr. or Ling Jr.

Ling: Their boys Lee.

Lee: Then Jin Jr. or Lee Jr. Nothing with Kazuya Jr. Cause that is really scary.

Jun: How about James? Jerry?

Jin: Well we need two names because we're having twins.

Jun: How about Jun and Jerry?!

Jin: I don't know mom.

Kazuya: Mazuya?

Ling: I really don't like that name.

Lee: I have it; we name the boys, Four and Eight.

Kazuya: You are a real idiot you know that?

Jun: Jason? James?

Jin: Mom, how about something that doesn't have a J in it.

Jun: June?

Kazuya: No J! Cause every time I see my grandsons, I'll imagine your first crush.

Lee: Lawson?

Kazuya: Na.

Jun: Well the name better include a J in it or I won't be the children's grandmother.

Jin: Mom don't say that!

Jun: I'll say what I what, I'm your mother.

Ling: She got you there Jin.

Kazuya: Alright we name the children Mazuya and Sjun..

Ling: Kazuya, we're not idiots.

Lee: I'm an idiot!

Everyone: We all knew that already!!!

Kazuya: Well you better make up your mind!

Jin: How about..

Ling: James.

Jun: YEAH!!!

Ling: And Jesse.

Jun: J!!!

Jin: Why?

Ling: Cause I'm tired and I need some sleep.

EVERYONE: ohhh!

Ling: Now get out of my house!

THE NEXT DAY

Michelle: We're still stuck on the island. We all know its Nina fault

Nina: How is it my fault?

Michelle: Why are you asking so many questions, we're trying to get off the island and we don't need to put blame on anyone Nina!

Nina: What the @$^&* are you talking about Michelle you crazy %$^&^# witch.

Michelle: Excuse me?!?!

Nina: Sorry, did you hear that?!?!? Should I say this louder?!?!

Michelle: That is it!! *tackles Nina*

Armor King: Look there is an airplane to rescue us!!

Michelle: Shut up Armor King, I'm finally going to get rid of Nina!

Nina: You wouldn't be the first Chang that killed a Williams!

Michelle: His last name is Fox!

Nina: We all know that he is my son that makes him a William! Eat that
again!!!

Michelle: Why I ought a!!!

Nina: What you going do now nature chick!!

Michelle: You're going to eat those words!

*plane flies away with all the Tekken characters but Nina and
Michelle*

Nina: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Michelle: Shut up.

Nina: I've had about enough of you!

Michelle: Well so have I!!

BACK AT JIN AND LING'S HOUSE

Ling: I'm so tired.

Jin: We'll let's go to be now honey.

*the house gets cold and something appears*

Jin: It's Steve Fox!!

Ling: Steve? I thought Julia killed you.

Steve: She did! I'm a ghost now.

Ling: Great.

Jin: What do you want?

Steve: Even in death, tell you my dying love for you!!!

Ling: That's funny cause your dead and I don't give a care.

Steve: Darn.

Jin: Ha!!

CHAPTER 4 - NOBOBO