Author's Note: Konnichiwa minna-san! Okay, I haven't been on fanfiction for a rilli LONG while, but newayz, I finally got off my lazy arse and decided to write this. ^^;

DISCLAIMER: ;_; I finally start writing again and now I HAVE 2 write a disclaimer??? Life is cruel. Newayz, I do not own FY or Fin. got that?

Cont. Author's Note: By the way, I'm redoing the fanfic with Eboshi and Asano cuz I don't think Eboshi is stupid 'nuff to fall in love with her mortal enemy, so I'm changing it around to Asano's SON and changing the whole thing, basically, but *sigh* it's not as simple as it looks. Well, on with the show!!!

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Muupa: HI EVRYBODY!!! ^^ Nebody miss me while I was gone? Newayz, the rules r the same with the ones in the 1st chapter, and as evry1 knows, the next victim is YUI HONGO! The ex-best friend of Miaka, but still her best friend (A/N: Ok. Does that make any sense???) and the Miko of Seiryuu! We have 7 bachelors with us here today, so it's fair for Miaka and Yui. Btw, I CAN'T FIND FIN!!! O well, she'll pop in... sumhow... Newayz, say 'Hi' Yui!

Yui: HI YUI!!! ^.-

Muupa: -.-;;; *sweatdrops* Newayz, Yui, start asking the questions!

Yui: Okie dokey!

Muupa: You're first question?

Yui: Uhh. I forgot.

Muupa: *facefault* didn't I tell you to write the questions down!?

Yui: nope.

Muupa: Eh... Then think up a new one!

Yui: 'K. Umm... B1, are you obsessed with anything/anyone besides me?

B1: Why would I be obsessed with YOU? I'm still busy planning world domination.

Muupa: *sweatdrops* Uhh... Think Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain!

~Commercial break~

Pinky: Hey Brain, what are we going to do tomorrow night?

Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky, try to take over the world!!!

Pinky: But that's what we do every night!

Brain: So?

Pinky: It's boring, and you never manage to take over the world.

Brain: That's exactly how it's sposed to be Pinky, no matter how sad it is, cuz we have to entertain the kids and encourage them to take over the world!

Pinky: Uh, I don't think that's the point to the show.

Brain: It doesn't matter, and remember kids, try to TAKE OVER THE WORLD! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! *Lightning flash*

~COMERCIAL END~

Muupa: Uh, I just totally missed the point to this commercial...

Yui: Me too.

Muupa: Oh well, on to the next question.

Yui: Ok, uh, B2, do you like paint?

B2: WHAT KINDA QUESTION IS THAT???

Muupa: *vein popping out of head* JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!

B2: *whimper* umm... Ok... Yea.

Yui: I'm definitely not choosing him.

Muupa: I wouldn't either...

B2: No wait! I change my answer, I don't like paint!

Muupa: o really?

B2: yep.

Muupa: really, really?

B2: YES.

Muupa: really, really, really???

*Fin pops in from out of no where*

Fin: MOO-pa-san!!! * gets whacked by frying pan* owchies...

Muupa: WHERE WERE YOU!!!???

Fin: It says so up there, out of nowhere!

Muupa: Oh forget it. :P On to the next question.

Yui: k, B3, uh... This should be easy, who's the leader of the adepts in Golden Sun 1? Mia, Ivan, Isaac, or Garet?

B3: What's Golden Sun?

Muupa + Yui + Fin: ONLY THE COOLEST GAME EVER!!! ^^

B3: ?

Fin: HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW ABOUT GOLDEN SUN!!!???

Muupa: *starts humming jeopardy song* lalalalalalalala... OK! TIME'S UP! What did B3 write?

B3: *board is thrown from out of nowhere and squishes Fin*

Fin: owchies... again...

Muupa: *picks up board* I knew I should've gone on that cruise with my sister... *facefaults* WHAT KINDA ANSWER IS THAT!!!???

B3: ;_;

(A/N: wow, it's alredy 4 pages and I've only gotten to B3... ;_;)

Yui: I'm not picking him either.

B3: JOY! Can I go home now?

Muupa: Nope.

B3: x.X

Yui: ^^; K, B4, what is your most favorite object in the whole wide world?

B4: My yoyo!!! ^^ And you, of course.

Yui: ^^ Ur so nice...

B4: thankies. ^^

Muupa: Ok, sorry to break up the teary reunion, but we REALLY need to get going!

Yui: Fine. -.-; B5, How much would u rate how much u loved me? 1 being highest, 10 being lowest.

Fin: We all know the answer to THIS question...

B5: 1, of course!

Fin: Dun, Dun, Dum!

Muupa: *thwacks Fin with frying pan* (A/N: Tasuki took his tessen and left so I had to use a frying pan) enough with the dramatic effects.

Fin: Aww... Darn it.

Muupa: On to the next question!

Yui: K! Lemme think for a moment...

~3 HOURS LATER~

Fin: *snore*

Muupa: Have you thought up a question yet??? -.-;;;

Yui: Nope!

Muupa: WHAT HAVE BEEN DOING THE WHOLE TIME!!!??? YOU SPENT 3 FRICKIN' HOURS AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T THOUGHT UP A QUESTION!!!???

Fin: Now we don't want to make this fic rated R, now do we?

Muupa: In that case, I'll ask a question. B6, who do you love?

B6: Miaka!

Yui: *facefault* It isn't fair! EVERYBODY loves her.

B6: But my brother died to save your life and told you he loved you. (A/N: SPOILER!)

Muupa: YOU WEREN'T SPOSED TA SAY THAT!!! .; *Throws hands in air* this is what I get for working with... disobedient people.

Fin: What is disobedient? Is it good to eat?

Muupa: Shut up, Fin. Stop pretending to be Kaolla/Kaora from Love Hina!

Fin: MEANIE!

Yui: Hey, B6, if you're brother's dead, than why is he a bachelor?

Muupa: Go figure. -.-;;;

Yui: Whatever. B7, Are you dead, or alive?

B7: ?

Fin: Of course he's alive! How could he be dead?

B7: I dunno.

Fin: I wasn't asking you, old man!

B7: Shut up, midget!

Fin: Why you lil'... *strangles B7* Now he's dead.

Muupa: *thwacks Fin with frying pan* You weren't sposed to kill him!!!

Fin: But...

Muupa: Come to think of it... just who IS B7???

Fin: oh... I dunno.

Muupa: *death glare* Fin... Is there something you're not telling me? (AGAIN)

Fin: *angelic smile* nope!

Muupa: Uh... Yui, now you haveta ask ALL of the bachelors a question.

Yui: K! Umm, to all the bachelors, if you could give anything, what would you give me for my birthday?

B1: A ki blast.

B2: one of my totally cool laughs. Kakekekekeke!

B3: Tetsuya.

B4: A yoyo!

B5: me!

B6: my brother.

B7: A lecture on quantum physics.

Muupa: *looks suspiciously at B7*

B7: I mean, a lecture on Alchemy!

Muupa + Yui: o_O;

Fin: *slaps forehead* baka!

Muupa: Just choose, Yui, we'll talk later Fin.

Fin: *Whimpers*

Yui: Okie dokey, I choose bachelors 4 and 5!

Muupa: You can only choose one.

Yui: so?

Muupa: CHOOSE ONE!!! ONE ONLY!!!

Yui: *shrinks* I'll think about it.

Muupa: Gods help me... Lets reveal the other bachelors. B1, come on down!

*Tied up Nakago is thrown out from out of nowhere*

Nakago: *head grows huge with vein popping out of head* I'll get you for this! You wait and see!

Muupa: *shrinks* I don't think I'll wait and see... *whimper* B2, come on down!

*Tomo walks out*

Tomo: Is the paint smeared?

Fin: nope.

Tomo: good. *Sees Nakago* Nakago-sama! *Glomps Nakago* I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!! I WAS SO AFRAID SOI DID SOMETHING WITH YOU!!!

Nakago: Oi... x_X; o_O;

Muupa: Soi will be mad. B3, come on down!

*Keisuke walks out*

Keisuke: YAY! I'm FREE, FINALLY FREE!!!

Fin: Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

Keisuke: What does that mean?

Muupa: It means you're not leaving until Yui-chan makes up her mind. Newayz, B6, come on down!

*Amiboshi walks out*

Amiboshi: Oi, Yui! Pick my brother; he REALLY wants to be picked!

Muupa: I thought you liked Yui too.

Amiboshi: my brother popped up in my head last time.

Muupa: really?

Fin: Here we go again!

Amiboshi: Yep.

Muupa: really, really?

Amiboshi: Yep.

Muupa: really, really, really?

~HOUR LATER~

Muupa: really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really?

Amiboshi: x_X

Fin: *snore*

Muupa: O well, B7, come on down!

*Kraden comes out*

Kraden: The four elements that make up Alchemy and everything around us are water, wind, fire, and earth. AKA Mercury, Jupiter, Mars, and Venus.

Muupa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's KRADEN! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Pant pant* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Fin: *covers Muupa's mouth* It's ONLY Kraden. *Wicked grin*

Muupa: What do you mean, ONLY Kraden!? Get rid of him! *Kicks Kraden to Pluto*

Kraden: This always happens to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......... *star thingy*

Muupa: *sighs* Thank the gods... O well, once Yui thinks about which bachelor she wants, I'll show their identities too, but it'll take forever... *sigh*

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Author's Note: Did ne1 like it? I finally updated! ^^ Newayz, vote which bachelor Yui should pick, (4 or 5) then I'll post a new chapter, sorry to leave you hanging!

Fin: Access!!! Where are you!!!???

Muupa: *facefault* I think he stole my pancakes. ;_; x.X

P.S. Tomo is up for grabs, Deity, so dun worry. ^^