Author's Note: Konnichiwa minna-san! Okay, I haven't been on fanfiction for
a rilli LONG while, but newayz, I finally got off my lazy arse and decided
to write this. ^^;
DISCLAIMER: ;_; I finally start writing again and now I HAVE 2 write a disclaimer??? Life is cruel. Newayz, I do not own FY or Fin. got that?
Cont. Author's Note: By the way, I'm redoing the fanfic with Eboshi and Asano cuz I don't think Eboshi is stupid 'nuff to fall in love with her mortal enemy, so I'm changing it around to Asano's SON and changing the whole thing, basically, but *sigh* it's not as simple as it looks. Well, on with the show!!!
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Muupa: HI EVRYBODY!!! ^^ Nebody miss me while I was gone? Newayz, the rules r the same with the ones in the 1st chapter, and as evry1 knows, the next victim is YUI HONGO! The ex-best friend of Miaka, but still her best friend (A/N: Ok. Does that make any sense???) and the Miko of Seiryuu! We have 7 bachelors with us here today, so it's fair for Miaka and Yui. Btw, I CAN'T FIND FIN!!! O well, she'll pop in... sumhow... Newayz, say 'Hi' Yui!
Yui: HI YUI!!! ^.-
Muupa: -.-;;; *sweatdrops* Newayz, Yui, start asking the questions!
Yui: Okie dokey!
Muupa: You're first question?
Yui: Uhh. I forgot.
Muupa: *facefault* didn't I tell you to write the questions down!?
Yui: nope.
Muupa: Eh... Then think up a new one!
Yui: 'K. Umm... B1, are you obsessed with anything/anyone besides me?
B1: Why would I be obsessed with YOU? I'm still busy planning world domination.
Muupa: *sweatdrops* Uhh... Think Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain!
~Commercial break~
Pinky: Hey Brain, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky, try to take over the world!!!
Pinky: But that's what we do every night!
Brain: So?
Pinky: It's boring, and you never manage to take over the world.
Brain: That's exactly how it's sposed to be Pinky, no matter how sad it is, cuz we have to entertain the kids and encourage them to take over the world!
Pinky: Uh, I don't think that's the point to the show.
Brain: It doesn't matter, and remember kids, try to TAKE OVER THE WORLD! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! *Lightning flash*
~COMERCIAL END~
Muupa: Uh, I just totally missed the point to this commercial...
Yui: Me too.
Muupa: Oh well, on to the next question.
Yui: Ok, uh, B2, do you like paint?
B2: WHAT KINDA QUESTION IS THAT???
Muupa: *vein popping out of head* JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!
B2: *whimper* umm... Ok... Yea.
Yui: I'm definitely not choosing him.
Muupa: I wouldn't either...
B2: No wait! I change my answer, I don't like paint!
Muupa: o really?
B2: yep.
Muupa: really, really?
B2: YES.
Muupa: really, really, really???
*Fin pops in from out of no where*
Fin: MOO-pa-san!!! * gets whacked by frying pan* owchies...
Muupa: WHERE WERE YOU!!!???
Fin: It says so up there, out of nowhere!
Muupa: Oh forget it. :P On to the next question.
Yui: k, B3, uh... This should be easy, who's the leader of the adepts in Golden Sun 1? Mia, Ivan, Isaac, or Garet?
B3: What's Golden Sun?
Muupa + Yui + Fin: ONLY THE COOLEST GAME EVER!!! ^^
B3: ?
Fin: HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW ABOUT GOLDEN SUN!!!???
Muupa: *starts humming jeopardy song* lalalalalalalala... OK! TIME'S UP! What did B3 write?
B3: *board is thrown from out of nowhere and squishes Fin*
Fin: owchies... again...
Muupa: *picks up board* I knew I should've gone on that cruise with my sister... *facefaults* WHAT KINDA ANSWER IS THAT!!!???
B3: ;_;
(A/N: wow, it's alredy 4 pages and I've only gotten to B3... ;_;)
Yui: I'm not picking him either.
B3: JOY! Can I go home now?
Muupa: Nope.
B3: x.X
Yui: ^^; K, B4, what is your most favorite object in the whole wide world?
B4: My yoyo!!! ^^ And you, of course.
Yui: ^^ Ur so nice...
B4: thankies. ^^
Muupa: Ok, sorry to break up the teary reunion, but we REALLY need to get going!
Yui: Fine. -.-; B5, How much would u rate how much u loved me? 1 being highest, 10 being lowest.
Fin: We all know the answer to THIS question...
B5: 1, of course!
Fin: Dun, Dun, Dum!
Muupa: *thwacks Fin with frying pan* (A/N: Tasuki took his tessen and left so I had to use a frying pan) enough with the dramatic effects.
Fin: Aww... Darn it.
Muupa: On to the next question!
Yui: K! Lemme think for a moment...
~3 HOURS LATER~
Fin: *snore*
Muupa: Have you thought up a question yet??? -.-;;;
Yui: Nope!
Muupa: WHAT HAVE BEEN DOING THE WHOLE TIME!!!??? YOU SPENT 3 FRICKIN' HOURS AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T THOUGHT UP A QUESTION!!!???
Fin: Now we don't want to make this fic rated R, now do we?
Muupa: In that case, I'll ask a question. B6, who do you love?
B6: Miaka!
Yui: *facefault* It isn't fair! EVERYBODY loves her.
B6: But my brother died to save your life and told you he loved you. (A/N: SPOILER!)
Muupa: YOU WEREN'T SPOSED TA SAY THAT!!! .; *Throws hands in air* this is what I get for working with... disobedient people.
Fin: What is disobedient? Is it good to eat?
Muupa: Shut up, Fin. Stop pretending to be Kaolla/Kaora from Love Hina!
Fin: MEANIE!
Yui: Hey, B6, if you're brother's dead, than why is he a bachelor?
Muupa: Go figure. -.-;;;
Yui: Whatever. B7, Are you dead, or alive?
B7: ?
Fin: Of course he's alive! How could he be dead?
B7: I dunno.
Fin: I wasn't asking you, old man!
B7: Shut up, midget!
Fin: Why you lil'... *strangles B7* Now he's dead.
Muupa: *thwacks Fin with frying pan* You weren't sposed to kill him!!!
Fin: But...
Muupa: Come to think of it... just who IS B7???
Fin: oh... I dunno.
Muupa: *death glare* Fin... Is there something you're not telling me? (AGAIN)
Fin: *angelic smile* nope!
Muupa: Uh... Yui, now you haveta ask ALL of the bachelors a question.
Yui: K! Umm, to all the bachelors, if you could give anything, what would you give me for my birthday?
B1: A ki blast.
B2: one of my totally cool laughs. Kakekekekeke!
B3: Tetsuya.
B4: A yoyo!
B5: me!
B6: my brother.
B7: A lecture on quantum physics.
Muupa: *looks suspiciously at B7*
B7: I mean, a lecture on Alchemy!
Muupa + Yui: o_O;
Fin: *slaps forehead* baka!
Muupa: Just choose, Yui, we'll talk later Fin.
Fin: *Whimpers*
Yui: Okie dokey, I choose bachelors 4 and 5!
Muupa: You can only choose one.
Yui: so?
Muupa: CHOOSE ONE!!! ONE ONLY!!!
Yui: *shrinks* I'll think about it.
Muupa: Gods help me... Lets reveal the other bachelors. B1, come on down!
*Tied up Nakago is thrown out from out of nowhere*
Nakago: *head grows huge with vein popping out of head* I'll get you for this! You wait and see!
Muupa: *shrinks* I don't think I'll wait and see... *whimper* B2, come on down!
*Tomo walks out*
Tomo: Is the paint smeared?
Fin: nope.
Tomo: good. *Sees Nakago* Nakago-sama! *Glomps Nakago* I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!! I WAS SO AFRAID SOI DID SOMETHING WITH YOU!!!
Nakago: Oi... x_X; o_O;
Muupa: Soi will be mad. B3, come on down!
*Keisuke walks out*
Keisuke: YAY! I'm FREE, FINALLY FREE!!!
Fin: Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
Keisuke: What does that mean?
Muupa: It means you're not leaving until Yui-chan makes up her mind. Newayz, B6, come on down!
*Amiboshi walks out*
Amiboshi: Oi, Yui! Pick my brother; he REALLY wants to be picked!
Muupa: I thought you liked Yui too.
Amiboshi: my brother popped up in my head last time.
Muupa: really?
Fin: Here we go again!
Amiboshi: Yep.
Muupa: really, really?
Amiboshi: Yep.
Muupa: really, really, really?
~HOUR LATER~
Muupa: really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really?
Amiboshi: x_X
Fin: *snore*
Muupa: O well, B7, come on down!
*Kraden comes out*
Kraden: The four elements that make up Alchemy and everything around us are water, wind, fire, and earth. AKA Mercury, Jupiter, Mars, and Venus.
Muupa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's KRADEN! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Pant pant* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Fin: *covers Muupa's mouth* It's ONLY Kraden. *Wicked grin*
Muupa: What do you mean, ONLY Kraden!? Get rid of him! *Kicks Kraden to Pluto*
Kraden: This always happens to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......... *star thingy*
Muupa: *sighs* Thank the gods... O well, once Yui thinks about which bachelor she wants, I'll show their identities too, but it'll take forever... *sigh*
TO BE CONTINUED...
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Author's Note: Did ne1 like it? I finally updated! ^^ Newayz, vote which bachelor Yui should pick, (4 or 5) then I'll post a new chapter, sorry to leave you hanging!
Fin: Access!!! Where are you!!!???
Muupa: *facefault* I think he stole my pancakes. ;_; x.X
P.S. Tomo is up for grabs, Deity, so dun worry. ^^
DISCLAIMER: ;_; I finally start writing again and now I HAVE 2 write a disclaimer??? Life is cruel. Newayz, I do not own FY or Fin. got that?
Cont. Author's Note: By the way, I'm redoing the fanfic with Eboshi and Asano cuz I don't think Eboshi is stupid 'nuff to fall in love with her mortal enemy, so I'm changing it around to Asano's SON and changing the whole thing, basically, but *sigh* it's not as simple as it looks. Well, on with the show!!!
~~~
Muupa: HI EVRYBODY!!! ^^ Nebody miss me while I was gone? Newayz, the rules r the same with the ones in the 1st chapter, and as evry1 knows, the next victim is YUI HONGO! The ex-best friend of Miaka, but still her best friend (A/N: Ok. Does that make any sense???) and the Miko of Seiryuu! We have 7 bachelors with us here today, so it's fair for Miaka and Yui. Btw, I CAN'T FIND FIN!!! O well, she'll pop in... sumhow... Newayz, say 'Hi' Yui!
Yui: HI YUI!!! ^.-
Muupa: -.-;;; *sweatdrops* Newayz, Yui, start asking the questions!
Yui: Okie dokey!
Muupa: You're first question?
Yui: Uhh. I forgot.
Muupa: *facefault* didn't I tell you to write the questions down!?
Yui: nope.
Muupa: Eh... Then think up a new one!
Yui: 'K. Umm... B1, are you obsessed with anything/anyone besides me?
B1: Why would I be obsessed with YOU? I'm still busy planning world domination.
Muupa: *sweatdrops* Uhh... Think Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain!
~Commercial break~
Pinky: Hey Brain, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky, try to take over the world!!!
Pinky: But that's what we do every night!
Brain: So?
Pinky: It's boring, and you never manage to take over the world.
Brain: That's exactly how it's sposed to be Pinky, no matter how sad it is, cuz we have to entertain the kids and encourage them to take over the world!
Pinky: Uh, I don't think that's the point to the show.
Brain: It doesn't matter, and remember kids, try to TAKE OVER THE WORLD! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! *Lightning flash*
~COMERCIAL END~
Muupa: Uh, I just totally missed the point to this commercial...
Yui: Me too.
Muupa: Oh well, on to the next question.
Yui: Ok, uh, B2, do you like paint?
B2: WHAT KINDA QUESTION IS THAT???
Muupa: *vein popping out of head* JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!
B2: *whimper* umm... Ok... Yea.
Yui: I'm definitely not choosing him.
Muupa: I wouldn't either...
B2: No wait! I change my answer, I don't like paint!
Muupa: o really?
B2: yep.
Muupa: really, really?
B2: YES.
Muupa: really, really, really???
*Fin pops in from out of no where*
Fin: MOO-pa-san!!! * gets whacked by frying pan* owchies...
Muupa: WHERE WERE YOU!!!???
Fin: It says so up there, out of nowhere!
Muupa: Oh forget it. :P On to the next question.
Yui: k, B3, uh... This should be easy, who's the leader of the adepts in Golden Sun 1? Mia, Ivan, Isaac, or Garet?
B3: What's Golden Sun?
Muupa + Yui + Fin: ONLY THE COOLEST GAME EVER!!! ^^
B3: ?
Fin: HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW ABOUT GOLDEN SUN!!!???
Muupa: *starts humming jeopardy song* lalalalalalalala... OK! TIME'S UP! What did B3 write?
B3: *board is thrown from out of nowhere and squishes Fin*
Fin: owchies... again...
Muupa: *picks up board* I knew I should've gone on that cruise with my sister... *facefaults* WHAT KINDA ANSWER IS THAT!!!???
B3: ;_;
(A/N: wow, it's alredy 4 pages and I've only gotten to B3... ;_;)
Yui: I'm not picking him either.
B3: JOY! Can I go home now?
Muupa: Nope.
B3: x.X
Yui: ^^; K, B4, what is your most favorite object in the whole wide world?
B4: My yoyo!!! ^^ And you, of course.
Yui: ^^ Ur so nice...
B4: thankies. ^^
Muupa: Ok, sorry to break up the teary reunion, but we REALLY need to get going!
Yui: Fine. -.-; B5, How much would u rate how much u loved me? 1 being highest, 10 being lowest.
Fin: We all know the answer to THIS question...
B5: 1, of course!
Fin: Dun, Dun, Dum!
Muupa: *thwacks Fin with frying pan* (A/N: Tasuki took his tessen and left so I had to use a frying pan) enough with the dramatic effects.
Fin: Aww... Darn it.
Muupa: On to the next question!
Yui: K! Lemme think for a moment...
~3 HOURS LATER~
Fin: *snore*
Muupa: Have you thought up a question yet??? -.-;;;
Yui: Nope!
Muupa: WHAT HAVE BEEN DOING THE WHOLE TIME!!!??? YOU SPENT 3 FRICKIN' HOURS AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T THOUGHT UP A QUESTION!!!???
Fin: Now we don't want to make this fic rated R, now do we?
Muupa: In that case, I'll ask a question. B6, who do you love?
B6: Miaka!
Yui: *facefault* It isn't fair! EVERYBODY loves her.
B6: But my brother died to save your life and told you he loved you. (A/N: SPOILER!)
Muupa: YOU WEREN'T SPOSED TA SAY THAT!!! .; *Throws hands in air* this is what I get for working with... disobedient people.
Fin: What is disobedient? Is it good to eat?
Muupa: Shut up, Fin. Stop pretending to be Kaolla/Kaora from Love Hina!
Fin: MEANIE!
Yui: Hey, B6, if you're brother's dead, than why is he a bachelor?
Muupa: Go figure. -.-;;;
Yui: Whatever. B7, Are you dead, or alive?
B7: ?
Fin: Of course he's alive! How could he be dead?
B7: I dunno.
Fin: I wasn't asking you, old man!
B7: Shut up, midget!
Fin: Why you lil'... *strangles B7* Now he's dead.
Muupa: *thwacks Fin with frying pan* You weren't sposed to kill him!!!
Fin: But...
Muupa: Come to think of it... just who IS B7???
Fin: oh... I dunno.
Muupa: *death glare* Fin... Is there something you're not telling me? (AGAIN)
Fin: *angelic smile* nope!
Muupa: Uh... Yui, now you haveta ask ALL of the bachelors a question.
Yui: K! Umm, to all the bachelors, if you could give anything, what would you give me for my birthday?
B1: A ki blast.
B2: one of my totally cool laughs. Kakekekekeke!
B3: Tetsuya.
B4: A yoyo!
B5: me!
B6: my brother.
B7: A lecture on quantum physics.
Muupa: *looks suspiciously at B7*
B7: I mean, a lecture on Alchemy!
Muupa + Yui: o_O;
Fin: *slaps forehead* baka!
Muupa: Just choose, Yui, we'll talk later Fin.
Fin: *Whimpers*
Yui: Okie dokey, I choose bachelors 4 and 5!
Muupa: You can only choose one.
Yui: so?
Muupa: CHOOSE ONE!!! ONE ONLY!!!
Yui: *shrinks* I'll think about it.
Muupa: Gods help me... Lets reveal the other bachelors. B1, come on down!
*Tied up Nakago is thrown out from out of nowhere*
Nakago: *head grows huge with vein popping out of head* I'll get you for this! You wait and see!
Muupa: *shrinks* I don't think I'll wait and see... *whimper* B2, come on down!
*Tomo walks out*
Tomo: Is the paint smeared?
Fin: nope.
Tomo: good. *Sees Nakago* Nakago-sama! *Glomps Nakago* I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!! I WAS SO AFRAID SOI DID SOMETHING WITH YOU!!!
Nakago: Oi... x_X; o_O;
Muupa: Soi will be mad. B3, come on down!
*Keisuke walks out*
Keisuke: YAY! I'm FREE, FINALLY FREE!!!
Fin: Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
Keisuke: What does that mean?
Muupa: It means you're not leaving until Yui-chan makes up her mind. Newayz, B6, come on down!
*Amiboshi walks out*
Amiboshi: Oi, Yui! Pick my brother; he REALLY wants to be picked!
Muupa: I thought you liked Yui too.
Amiboshi: my brother popped up in my head last time.
Muupa: really?
Fin: Here we go again!
Amiboshi: Yep.
Muupa: really, really?
Amiboshi: Yep.
Muupa: really, really, really?
~HOUR LATER~
Muupa: really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really?
Amiboshi: x_X
Fin: *snore*
Muupa: O well, B7, come on down!
*Kraden comes out*
Kraden: The four elements that make up Alchemy and everything around us are water, wind, fire, and earth. AKA Mercury, Jupiter, Mars, and Venus.
Muupa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's KRADEN! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Pant pant* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Fin: *covers Muupa's mouth* It's ONLY Kraden. *Wicked grin*
Muupa: What do you mean, ONLY Kraden!? Get rid of him! *Kicks Kraden to Pluto*
Kraden: This always happens to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......... *star thingy*
Muupa: *sighs* Thank the gods... O well, once Yui thinks about which bachelor she wants, I'll show their identities too, but it'll take forever... *sigh*
TO BE CONTINUED...
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Author's Note: Did ne1 like it? I finally updated! ^^ Newayz, vote which bachelor Yui should pick, (4 or 5) then I'll post a new chapter, sorry to leave you hanging!
Fin: Access!!! Where are you!!!???
Muupa: *facefault* I think he stole my pancakes. ;_; x.X
P.S. Tomo is up for grabs, Deity, so dun worry. ^^
