Disclaimer: Hey people. I'm back! Finals are over and it's summer vacation! YES!!! ^_^ I have upgraded this comic from PG to R because swearing is fun!!!

Yami: No it's not.

Bakura: What do you know you stupid Pharaoh?!

Yami: A lot more than you dumb tomb robber!!

Steff: -_-;;;What are you guys doing here? You aren't even in this fic!

Bakura/Yami: Ra-Damnit!

Steff: Hey *punches them both* save the swearing until you leave!

Bakura: _ OW! You Mother-

Yami: Hold it Bakura! I don't think we should make her mad, at risk she will send us to the Shadow realm. Remember Anzu.

~FLASHBACK~

Seto: You little Shrimp! Blue eyes is way better than your Dark Magician!

Yugi: Don't call me that! And my Dark Magician could easily wipe out your Blue Eyes!

Seto: No it can't Shorty!

Yugi: That's it *tackles Seto* I warned you not to call me short you rich bastard!

Seto: Get off of me stupid!

Yugi: Make me dumbass!

Anzu: Now guys! Don't fight and don't swear. *Begins a friendship speech*

Steff: Get the fuck outta my living room hoe! I'm enjoying this. *Uses magic to send Anzu to the Shadow Realm* that was fun! ^_^

Seto/Yugi: O_O;;;;;;

~END FLASHBACK~

Bakura: Oh yeah! I remember that! I guess it would be better if I left now. Bye Steff! *Leaves room*

Yami: Have fun! *Leaves room*

Steff: Now that that's done! On with the story. I don't own Yu-gi-oh. Oops! I almost forgot. This fanfic is dedicated to those who helped give me ideas for this story. Thank you InsaneFuzieBunny, Dragonmistress and Celticgirl, and everyone else. I will also be calling Marik Malik from now on because some like it this way.

Malik: Thanks! ^_^

Steff: Don't mention it ^_~

WARNING: If you don't like swearing, then don't read this! I don't want flames because you don't like swearing. Its rated R for this reason so live with it.

() = Events

** = Actions

/blah/ = thoughts

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TERROR IN DOMINO CITY By: Steffie B14

Chapter 6: The Madness Starts Now!

(To refresh your memory, we last left off in an underground arena. A Blue Eyes White Dragon that Malik freed has sent Mokuba's soul to the Shadow Realm. Seto now challenges Malik to a duel to free Mokuba's Soul as risk of losing his. It is almost midnight. Amazing that this is all in one day!)

Seto: Lets get started. *Duel disk does its transformation thingy*

Malik: Wait a minute. How did we get duel disks?

Seto: Dunno. Ask the authoress.

Steff: I can do whatever I want in this because it's mine so DON'T ASK STUPID QUESTIONS!!

Malik: Jeez! Sorry. *Duel disk transforms* Okay let's get started.

Seto: Right. First I will place 2 cards facedown and a monster in defense and end my turn. (A/N: This is battle city tournament rules. If you never watch the show, then you suck. Basically you need tributes to summon monsters and magic/traps have the effects of real-life, not the show)

Malik: Fine, then I will summon Harpies' Brother in attack mode.

Seto: Not so fast! Activate facedown card, Trap hole! *Monster disappears into a pit* in your face!

Malik: You Bastard! I set a card facedown and end my turn.

Seto: Good. I will set another card facedown and flip up my Lord of Dragons card. Then I will activate my other facedown card, Flute of Summoning Dragon, to summon 2 BEWDs.

Malik: Oh Shit!

Seto: But I won't attack.

Malik: What? Why?

Seto: I have a feeling that your facedown card will destroy my cards so I end my turn.

Malik: You dumbass! You made a big mistake. I play a card in defense and one more card face down to end my turn.

(Meanwhile, outside the warehouse...)

Isis: Where the fuck is my brother? I know he is here somewhere. I can't believe that he forgot the important event that happened today. He cares more about revenge on the stupid Kaiba brothers than his own sister. He can be such an asshole. Hey what's that? *Looks at an entrance to a tunnel* I wonder where this goes?

(Back at the duel...)

Seto: Now you will suffer. Since you gave me a chance to attack, I take this opportunity to summon my God card.

Malik: You can't be serious!

Seto: I will show you that I am serious. I offer my Blue eyes and my Lord of Dragons to summon Obelisk the Tormentor!

Malik: Fuck! I'm in trouble.

Seto: Hell yes you are! Now Obelisk. Attack his facedown card. [1] *Obelisk attacks and it is a Revival jam* what the fuck?!

Malik: You idiot! Don't you know what a Revival jam is?

Seto: No.

Malik: I thought you knew everything there is to know about Duel Monsters!

Seto: That's Pegasus you dumbass!

Malik: -_-;; My mistake. Anyway, when a Revival Jam is attacked while it is in defense position, it is automatically Special Summoned to the field.

Seto: Shit! I will end my turn.

Malik: Good! Now I will make that God card mine to use!

Seto: How?

Malik: By doing this. Activate facedown card, Raigeki! This destroys your monsters.

Seto: You asshole!

Malik: I'm not done. Activate other facedown card, Monster Reborn!

Seto: I should have guessed!

Malik: Now Obelisk! Attack his life points directly to finish him.

Seto: Activate Call of the Haunted! Bring back my Blue eyes. *Obelisk attacks BEWD and he loses 1000 LP*

Malik: That was nice but that won't save you next turn.

(Back with Isis...)

Isis: *walks down tunnel* I can see some light at the end of the tunnel. *Gets to the end of tunnel and sees Malik and Seto dueling, Mokuba's body sitting in a corner, and a BEWD doing nothing* /what the fuck is going on here?! How did a BEWD get in here? It must be my brother's evil doing. Maybe I can use this opportunity to get revenge against my brother/ Hey Blue eyes. *The Dragon looks up* Come here *the Dragon obeys* would you like to do something for me? *The Dragon looks at her blankly* /Ra this dragon is stupid! / If you work for me, you will get to destroy things. *The dragon nods* Good. Come with me. *Both of the leave* that was easy. When my brother is doing something important, he doesn't notice anything else. ^_^

(Back to the duel...)

Malik: What are you going to do Kaiba? You have no cards facedown and no monsters on the field. Next turn I will wipe you out and your soul will be mine. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Seto: /He's right. I don't have a card in my hand that can help me. The card I need is in my deck but I'm not gonna reduce myself to believing in the "Heart-of-the-Cards" shit. That shit doesn't even work. But I don't have much of a choice. I might as well try it. *Draws a card* Sweet! It worked! / This is the end for you Malik!

Malik: What do you mean?

Seto: Here's a present for you. Raigeki!

Malik: Present? OH FUCK!!

Seto: Your monsters are destroyed.

Malik: Whatever. I totally forgot that it was my sister's birthday! She's gonna kill me. I have to go. Bye Kaiba. *Makes a run for the door that leads to the tunnel*

Seto: Hey! Get back here you asshole! You have to free my brother.

Malik: Oh yeah! Hey wait a minute.

Seto: What's wrong?

Malik: Where the fuck is the BEWD?!

Seto: I didn't know that is was gone. Maybe it walked out the door.

Malik: It couldn't have! It's too stupid. / If Seto and I were dueling and Mokuba was unconscious, then.../ Holy Shit!!

Seto: What?!

Malik: My sister took the BEWD!

Seto: O_O WHAT!!!!

Malik: She really is pissed off now!

Seto: How do you know it's her?

Malik: She knows where I hang out so she probably came here and took it!

Seto: Smooth move dumbass! Now we have to stop a Blue eyes and you have to free my brother.

Malik: I won't free your brother until you beat me in a duel.

Seto: Listen to me you piece of shit! I had a monster reborn in my hand so I would have creamed you and I would have won.

Malik: Fine. I'll free your stupid brother if you help me stop my sister.

Seto: Deal!

Malik: *Frees Mokuba's soul from the Shadow Realm* Can we go now?

Mokuba: Whoa! That was weird.

Seto: Yay! Mokuba is back to normal.

Mokuba: You Dumbass! You just had to send me out to the store ant 10:00 at night so that I would be jumped and put into this stupid mess! When we get home, you are fucking dead!

Seto: We aren't going home yet. We have to help Malik stop a rampaging BEWD.

Mokuba: And how are you planning to do that?

Malik: Maybe my Shadow magic can help me.

Seto: There's only one way to find out.

Malik: Right. *All 3 head out the door towards Malik's house. When they get there, Isis is waiting outside*

Isis: *In a calm voice* Hello brother.

Malik: *mumbles* Hi sister.

Isis: Do you know what yesterday was?

Malik: It was your birthday:

Isis: Very good. Did you get me a present?

Malik: No.

Isis: Yes you did!

Mokuba: I can see where this is going.

Malik: What did I get you?

Isis: A BEWD! *Blue eyes emerges from the back of the house*

Malik: SHIT!!!

Isis: You are fucking dead! Attack him blue eyes!

Malik/Seto/Mokuba: RUN!!!

Isis: Get back here!

Malik: Can't we talk about this?

Isis: NO! Attack again! *Blue eyes attacks again*

Seto: Hey! Watch where you are aiming!

Mokuba: Yeah! We're not involved!

Isis: You can all go to hell for all I care!

Seto: MALIK!! DO SOMETHING!

Malik: Alright! I will try to reflect the next white lightning attack.

Seto/Mokuba: That's insane!

Malik: Then you come up with an idea you smart asses! *Seto and Mokuba both shut up* that's what I thought. Okay Blue eyes. Hit me with your best shot.

Isis: You are a fool! Blue eyes. Attack! *The Dragon attacks and Malik uses his Millennium Rod to block the attack*

Malik: /This is hard. I have to send it back before I'm burned to a crisp! / *Sends the shot back with great difficulty and it hits the BEWD, vaporizing it* YES!

Isis: You son of a bitch! I didn't kill you!

Seto: You didn't kill us either.

Isis: Shit. I wish that you would be more responsible Malik and remember some important things.

Malik: But I do remember important things!

Seto: She means stuff like your sister's birthday you shithead!

Malik: Oh. -_-;;; Anyway, can you forgive me Isis?

Isis: On one condition. You have to be my slave for a whole month!

Malik: O_O WHAT!

Mokuba: I suggest you do it or she will try to kill you again.

Malik: Fine. I will be your slave.

Isis: ^_^ Yay! Let's start now.

Malik: Alright. *Both of them go into the house*

Seto: Good. Now that that's over with, we should go home too.

Mokuba: Don't think I'm letting you off the hook that easily Seto.

Seto: What?

Mokuba: *Picks a spiked stick off the ground* You still need to die Seto!

Seto: O_O;; OH FUCK!! *Starts running toward Kaiba Corp.*

Mokuba: Come back Seto! Lets have some fun! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

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[1] I know Obelisk normally needs a tribute but in this, he doesn't so there!

Steff: Well that was fun!

Seto: What the fuck are you talking about?! I was almost killed twice!

Malik: And I have to work for my sister for a whole month!

Mokuba: I liked the story!

Steff: ^_^ Thanks Mokuba.

Seto: Of course you liked it! You had most of the fun.

Mokuba: So?

Malik: That isn't fair.

Steff: Live with it of I will send you to the Shadow Realm!

Seto/Malik: O_O;;;;

Mokuba: You can really do that?

Seto: Yes she can.

Steff: ^_^ Anyway this is the conclusion to this weird tale so I won't make any for a while. Please R&R. Flames are now welcome because the look nice.

Seto: -_-;;; right.

Steff: Shut up Seto!